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[eznark]

Good thing they ran Schaub out of town!

 

[cdyhybrid]

Karma for Mech's repeated attempts to jinx the Seahawks.

 

[Tom Penny]

i think that's a little much

There isn't much of a difference between 13 points and 32 to be honest.

 

[UnObtainium17]

I miss you Matt Schaub. ;_;

 

[ShaneB]

I dont think any of the usual steelers fans that post checked out. We were too busy creating trade scenarios and doom and gloom as Foster was on pace for 900 yards.

I'm just teasing as always. Seems like plenty of folks here claim games are over in one/two possession games!

ah well. I'm praying for Le'Veon Bell Dominance in the second half. gimme 16.5 more points man!

 

[cashman]

I don't think I've ever seen a game turn that fast.

 

[cdyhybrid]

I'd rather be a Giants fan. Houston will never even make it to the Superbowl in my lifetime, forget about even winning one.

At this point making the playoffs feels impossible again.

:jnc come on man, it's a new HC's first year. There's some good talent there, particularly on the D-line. Way too early to lose hope.

 

[Drakeon]

... What the fuck happened? I checked in not 30 minutes ago and it was 13-0 and now its 13-24?

 

[Spinluck]

Ben RoethlisHOTDAWG!

 

[harSon]

I got you Texans GAF

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Reminder: Patriots scored 21 in 52 seconds, but then didn't score for a while. Steelers? 24 in under 3 minutes.

The Texans just did statistically worse than a team with a guy who ran into his fellow player's butt at full speed.

 

[jakncoke]

I'm just teasing as always. Seems like plenty of folks here claim games are over in one/two possession games!

ah well. I'm praying for Le'Veon Bell Dominance in the second half. gimme 16.5 more points man!

Pitt need to keep throwing to Bell!

91 first half receiving yards

 

[Goro Majima]

I don't think I've ever seen a game turn that fast.

I think it usually only happens in the fourth quarter when the defense is gassed. It's weird to see it in the second quarter for sure.

 

[RBH]

I got you Texans GAF

I'll steal this too for future use!

 

[Crazymoogle]

I miss you Matt Schaub. ;_;

Sadly for Texans fans Schaub was given Jake Delhomme's arm during the offseason. You'd be better off begging Favre to quit retirement again.

 

[Goro Majima]

I got you Texans GAF

That's the look of dudes who have seen some shit.

Maybe Browns fans?

 

[ShaneB]

Pitt need to keep throwing to Bell!

91 first half receiving yards

Damn right, every pass to him, every handoff!

 

[cdyhybrid]

I'll steal this too for future use!

You're going to need as many as you can find this season!

 

[rando14]

WTF

 

[RBH]

That's the look of dudes who have seen some shit.

Maybe Browns fans?

The short guy in the green and gray sweater = Kave Man.

 

[Xplatformer]

Fucking squealers

 

[RBH]

You're going to need as many as you can find this season!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgIlTyCiVYQ

 

[Matrix]

i think that's a little much

That fat pancake fuck isn't even a Texans fan ( Bitch is a Titans fan), Just writes for the shitty Chronicle. Pancakes comparing this to the Oilers playoff game choke is the dumbest hyperbole bs I have ever read.

 

[coolasj19]

I'm just teasing as always. Seems like plenty of folks here claim games are over in one/two possession games!
ah well. I'm praying for Le'Veon Bell Dominance in the second half. gimme 16.5 more points man!

If you get your points, I lose. You're my enemy right now. I wish it wasn't so. But I gave my opponent a fair warning not to give up hope. Because this thing that's happening now right now could happen with Texans D at the helm.

 

[squicken]

Was at a friends house watching the game at a little watch party. Took about 3 minutes for it to break up. Same ol Texans

 

[Matrix]

:jnc come on man, it's a new HC's first year. There's some good talent there, particularly on the D-line. Way too early to lose hope.

Houston sports.

We could have the greatest HC of all time and the best QB and we would still find a way to lose.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

That fat pancake fuck isn't even a Texans fan ( Bitch is a Titans fan), Just writes for the shitty Chronicle. Pancakes comparing this to the Oilers playoff game choke is the dumbest hyperbole bs I have ever read.

I see what you did there

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Reminder: Patriots scored 21 in 52 seconds, but then didn't score for a while. Steelers? 24 in under 3 minutes.

The Texans just did statistically worse than a team with a guy who ran into his fellow player's butt at full speed.

21 in 48 seconds

Sorry Buttfumble-era Patriots, your record has officially been broken

 

[jakncoke]

Buttfumble reference

wow manning

 

[Rorschach]

....Texans Cycle.

It's back, baby!

 

[NomarTyme]

lmao.

 

[Tom Penny]

What kind of funny that on the road down 4 getting the ball back at halftime nearly every team would have kneeled...then again they have the great Fitz.

 

[Goro Majima]

The short guy in the green and gray sweater = Kave Man.

But that's a white dude and Kave is

Spoiler

a cat

Houston sports.

We could have the greatest HC of all time and the best QB and we would still find a way to lose.

Hey if Washington state can finally win something, Houston can too. Maybe.

 

[ramuh]

That guy should not be returning shit.

 

[perfectchaos007]

Oh God almost AGAIN

 

[coolasj19]

0_0 I swear to the football gods.

 

[ShaneB]

If you get your points, I lose. You're my enemy right now. I wish it wasn't so. But I gave my opponent a fair warning not to give up hope. Because this thing that's happening now right now could happen with Texans D at the helm.

You sir are wedge's Red Llamas! Well than... I am praying for a miracle!

 

[Pagusas]

did he just say Butt Fumble when calling the fumble?

 

[RBH]

What a nice beard.

 

[jakncoke]

We got the Juice

 

[bionic77]

If the Texans had an average qb they would still be in this game.

No lead is safe with our defense.

We really need to be sure we don't get Fitz hurt or benched.

 

[squicken]

It's just stunning the Texans deliberately choose a QB who cannot throw deep after getting killed all last year by the same type QB

 

[ramuh]

Can't get a yard after two runs. Lol..

 

[rando14]

Hey if Washington state can finally win something, Houston can too. Maybe.

Your words are hurtful

 

[Dega]

If the Texans had an average qb they would still be in this game.

No lead is safe with our defense.

We really need to be sure we don't get Fitz hurt or benched.

lol

I don't wish that on him but I'd like to see Mallett in there. Even it ends up a loss.

 

[bionic77]

lol

I don't wish that on him but I'd like to see Mallett in there. Even it ends up a loss.

I don't know if Mallet is even average but I bet he is still good enough to destroy and humiliate our defense.

Fucking Hoyer did it for 6 straight quarters...

 

[squicken]

Should've drafted Manziel

 

[jakncoke]

Haley really opening the trickery lol

 

[ShaneB]

I like this gif.

 

[Matrix]

It's just stunning the Texans deliberately choose a QB who cannot throw deep after getting killed all last year by the same type QB