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Why am I required to be sober at work?

 

[Line_HTX]

This Week 12 SoundFX is the greatest.

 

[Juicy Bob]

I'm super LTTP, but holy fucking shit at the Browns.

I feel so awful for that team :/

 

[squicken]

Why am I required to be sober at work?

Does seem like we chose our professions poorly, doesn't it?

 

[Milchjon]

Greg Hardy Assures Tony Romo He’s Seen Ex-Girlfriends Come Back From Far Worse Injuries

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT :jnc

The Onion is still on point.

 

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[jmdajr]

This Week 12 SoundFX is the greatest.

yes

 

[eznark]

Why am I required to be sober at work?

Your job sucks

 

[Milchjon]

Im drinking

http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/73/1576/ and http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/68/154616/

If anyone cares and trying to figure how how im going to not be bored having 4 day weekends the first 3 weeks of this month then a 4 day work week. Bastards making me taking vacations

Oooooh, that second one sounds intriguing.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

hahaha

 

[Dega]

http://i.imgur.com/evbXNxr.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

lol


Is the player Stafford?

 

[harSon]

Marvel>DC, Xmen>All

Depends. Live action? Marvel. But comics I'd go with DC thanks to Vertigo.

 

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lol


Is the player Stafford?

Stafford is an attractive married man, he wouldn't be near Munn.

 

[Greg]

DAMNIT

 

[Respect]

Do we have any receivers left? No? Okay, just checking.

 

[MRSA]

Why am I required to be sober at work?

I don't abide by the rules.

 

[Milchjon]

Do we have any receivers left? No? Okay, just checking.

Chris Harper on the Practice Squad.

 

[Line_HTX]

Watching Carr praise Stafford and Jim Bob Cooter's schemes is jarring.

 

[jakncoke]

I don't abide by the rules.

and people died for your sins. i shouldnt have to be sober tho there should be a weekly rotation of designated driver to pick people up.

 

[Milchjon]

Whoever decided that acting rebellious was an attractive quality had never met MRSA.

No one has ever made me want to be a square more than him. (Not that I have to try).

 

[MRSA]

and people died for your sins. i shouldnt have to be sober tho there should be a weekly rotation of designated driver to pick people up.

Nobody has died under my direct care due to me being intoxicated.

 

[Limited Edition]

Does seem like we chose our professions poorly, doesn't it?

No shit.

 

[Respect]

Chris Harper on the Practice Squad.

Now I feel better! But...considering the invisible man was a more effective returner than him...

 

[jakncoke]

Nobody has died under my direct care due to me being intoxicated.

this is a direct lie right up there with raiders arent a shit franchise and mark davis haircut isnt the worst

 

[Bread]

Whoever decided that acting rebellious was an attractive quality had never met MRSA.

No one has ever made me want to be a square more than him. (Not that I have to try).

lol he isn't like this in real life though, there's no doubt in my mind that he doesn't talk to anyone at work and people are creeped out by him

 

[Milchjon]

I drink at work (well, the side gig) and customers expect me to!

 

[Line_HTX]

Nobody has died under my direct care due to me being intoxicated.

I laughed.

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

Nobody has died under my direct care due to me being intoxicated.

I'm going to take this as a tacit admission that while sober you are equally incompetent.

 

[Fox318]

There was something about it that I didn't like... I just didn't want to continue.

nah man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js0B8VQVaVs

 

[Godslay]

Damn.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Damn.

This is the type of quality NFL/video game crossover material you can only get here on GAF!

 

[Lan Dong Mik]

fuck you buddy

 

[Godslay]

This is the type of quality NFL/video game crossover material you can only get here on GAF!

We all pretend to know something about football, but really that's all we are here for.

 

[chuckddd]

The lengths people will go to avoid playing in Cleve.

 

[Himynameischris]

We all pretend to know something about football, but really that's all we are here for.

That and the reactions after the browns go all browns.

 

[squicken]

How will Pats fans react to Bill tanking the 2016 season to get Christian McCaffrey?

 

[Godslay]

That and the reactions after the browns go all browns.

At least they have good hair.

How will Pats fans react to Bill tanking the 2016 season to get Christian McCaffrey?

Mystery disease will cause him to fall to the Broncos.

 

[MRSA]

I'm going to take this as a tacit admission that while sober you are equally incompetent.

I'm more competent intoxicated. Got a guy to the cath lab in 5 minutes. You try doing that in the back of an amberlamps at 2am after like 9 beers, pushing IV meds, and monitoring vitals.

Bead is a bitch

 

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Tragedy has struck our hero Tebow, as his abstinence mentor Aaron Godgers has been killed by the Munn.But he has little time to grieve, now surrounded by the Munn and her Brady Spider minions will Tebow unleash his inner god? Or will our hero meet his fate by the hands....feet thingies of his arch nemesis? Find out next week on a new episode of Tebow Ball Z.

 

[squicken]

http://www.stltoday.com/sports/colu...8-bcb1-322fd2d08f15.html#.VmCM2JkBMeo.twitter

This editorial in the St Louis paper on Kroenke is really good. Most of the times local columnists swing and miss, but I got some good laughs here

Anyway, I'm writing to squash this myth about my California dreaming. Everyone knows I only dream about money. Besides, home is where the heart is. I'm a Missouri man!

We've had some good times this season, haven't we? To be honest, I think this has been my favorite losing season of the six since we've had since I became the full owner.

I've been meaning to thank you for that chant I hear during games. "Kroenke Rocks!" I see you guys pointing at me. Your one-finger salute reminds me I'm number one.

Look, let's bury this whole California thing once and for all. I haven't told anyone this, but I'll let you know first. We can trust each other, right?

I'm working on a polo stadium in Inglewood. Not football. Polo.

Why polo? Well, I already own a team in every other sport, and a few years back, my pal Jerry Jones and I were out on his yacht clubbing seals, and he said, ''Ol' Enos, you've gotta invest in the polo scene." So I threw a couple billion dollars at it. No big deal — until those reporters started spreading misinformation.

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

I'm more competent intoxicated. Got a guy to the cath lab in 5 minutes. You try doing that in the back of an amberlamps at 2am after like 9 beers, pushing IV meds, and monitoring vitals.

Bead is a bitch

Spoken like a true alcoholic. Apart from the stuff about Bread, he is the worst.

 

[Godslay]

Tragedy has struck our hero Tebow, as his abstinence mentor Aaron Godgers has been killed by the Munn.But he has little time to grieve, now surrounded by the Munn and her Brady Spider minions will Tebow unleash his inner god? Or will our hero meet his fate by the hands....feet thingies of his arch nemesis? Find out next week on a new episode of Tebow Ball Z.

So many vile creatures. Yet, a heart so pure in Tebow. It is a true contrast of light versus dark.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

How will Pats fans react to Bill tanking the 2016 season to get Christian McCaffrey?

How is his motor?

 

[Plasticine]

For kas. Look away Packers fans. This recent stats split is proof he was right all along

 

[Hunter S.]

Tragedy has struck our hero Tebow, as his abstinence mentor Aaron Godgers has been killed by the Munn.But he has little time to grieve, now surrounded by the Munn and her Brady Spider minions will Tebow unleash his inner god? Or will our hero meet his fate by the hands....feet thingies of his arch nemesis? Find out next week on a new episode of Tebow Ball Z.

The image feels so surreal, but truly, it is an accurate portrayal. *Tears of joy*

 

[yankeehater]

How is his motor?

Dont worry he is white.

 

[skLaFarebear]

Oh yeah you're missing out, I still have the dark phoenix saga, one of my favorites.

I know! I thought about subbing to the marvel comic thing, but i dont read enough comics frequently enough to really justify it.

 

[bionic77]

Man, fuck that. That is no way to live.

Eh.

The mortgage won't pay for itself!

Testing stuff for Australia in America though ain't fun! VPNs are largely shit. But yes I understand I shouldn't bitch about being employed.

No you should not.

You should instead direct your energies at your fellow Pats fan and try to show them how horrible the team and organization is.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Dont worry he is white.

Sounds like Chip would want him

 

[lastflowers]

Fucking Texans, why do you do this to me? I know you'll only disappoint me in the end.