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[Exokell]

It's not about how old you are, it's about how old you feel, and also how long you can keep an erection. Rest assured, friend, I can keep an erection for a long, long time.

It also takes a long time to go for a second round.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

It also takes a long time to go for a second round.

Not for me buddy. I run a no huddle offense.

 

[chuckddd]

Not for me buddy. I run a no huddle offense.

I thought the ladies called it run'n'scoot.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I thought the ladies called it run'n'scoot.

or the Pistol

 

[jakncoke]

morning chochas

#jaktrivia

Jason Hansen had the most games played for drafted player of the 1992 class and is 5th all time in games played at 327. Kas wins at something!

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Good morning.. I've decided to act my age and download snapchat... Holy shit.. There's so much shit.. I feel old and don't know what I'm doin..

you don't know what i am

You aren't taylor swift?

Sorry friend, I'm not even half the pervert chris.trejo was but if you can imagine it was just like this:


But in black and she had an apron tied around her waist which just made it pop more.

Okay. Should have gotten her number..

or the Pistol

Do you drive into the backfield a lot?

 

[Milchjon]

Also Hernandez got moved to a segregated unit because they found a shank in his cell. Can't believe PatsGAF ever defended him

...pretty sure we never did.

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

did mech put me on ignore yet

No but I did.

 

[Dega]

No but I did.

I put you on ignore and then took you off.



Then ignored you again.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Today is CFB's D-Day..

Gata, Scooter, Bowser, your respective CFB teams are playing today and I want you to know that I will be cheering for you all. I believe in you and Buckeye-GAF believes in you.

Spoiler

'm being kind to Gata's team probably, but considering who his team is playing, they are definitely more respectable.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Happy Saturday!

I'm going to need Clemson to not Clempson today. It's gonna be some SHIT walking around Charlotte tonight if the University of the People manages to win

 

[jakncoke]

I hope UNC wins but is still left outside the top 4 to piss off this tarheel fan I know

 

[KingBroly]

Florida, USC, MSU, UNC all win

Book the Madness!

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Happy Saturday!

I'm going to need Clemson to not Clempson today. It's gonna be some SHIT walking around Charlotte tonight if the University of the People manages to win

I need to Clemson to Klempson today.. Sorry Grova. But fuck your happiness, you have Cam in the end to make it better. You can suffer a day of chiding if UNC wins...

I hope UNC wins but is still left outside the top 4 to piss off this tarheel fan I know

They will be unless Scooter U beats Stanford..

Who are the Browns of College?

Michigan

 

[Dega]

Who are the Browns of College?

 

[MechDX]

NFL salary cap will rise above $150 million in 2016

The NFL’s salary cap will grow by close to $10 million next year.

Owners were told at this week’s league meeting that the salary cap will be between $150 million and $153.4 million next year, ESPN reports. This year’s cap is $143.3 million.

Based on a projected cap of $150 million, there are three teams that are already over based solely on the players they already have under contract for 2016: The Dolphins are $4.96 million over, the Saints are $4.14 million over and the Bills are over by just $18,000, according to Spotrac.com. Those teams will all have offseason moves to make before the league year begins in March.

The Raiders are projected to have more than $72 million in cap space on a $150 million cap, by far the most of any team. The Bears are next at $60 million, followed by the Buccaneers at $52 million, the Jaguars at $45 million and the 49ers at $40 million.

Look at your teams cap here:

http://overthecap.com/

Fint OtC easier to get numbers than Spotrac

 

[Godslay]

Single player JRPG with focus on exploration, with a MMO-ish combat system. Or, PSO and Skies of Arcadia had a baby.

The first one (for Wii) is fantastic, but also long as fuuuuuuuuuuuck. The sort-of-but-not-really sequel came out *checks clock* yesterday, has a scifi setting instead of a fantasy one, so I'm unlikely to like it as much as the first. But we shall see.

Sounds cool, I put a ton of hours into both games named. Largely PSO.

I would be the opposite in that scifi would be more of my thing. Star Ocean Second Story for instance was the right blend and probably my favorite JRPG on PS1.

Maybe I'll pick it up. Assuming it can be played exclusively on the pad.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Dega sniffs hippopotamuses

 

[Goro Majima]

Who are the Browns of College?

Depends on conference

Vanderbilt in the SEC for starters.

Problem with college football is that if a school is bad at it, they just focus on other sports like basketball.

 

[jakncoke]

I need to Clemson to Klempson today.. Sorry Grova. But fuck your happiness, you have Cam in the end to make it better. You can suffer a day of chiding if UNC wins...



They will be unless Scooter U beats Stanford..



Michigan

Im just thinking in this way. Would they let UNC jump darling Notre Dame? Iowa/Michigan St will have 1 spot, Oklahoma doesnt play and just beat the current weeks 11, 12,17 cfp ranked teams so they arent leaving the top 4. that leaves 2. Bama would have to lose, Stanford as well and UNC I think would have to beat Clemson by at least 21 to even think they'd get close to the 4. I think them moving only up to 10 before this week killed their chances. But hey its UNC football first 10 win season since 1997 and will get their best bowl since 2001 peach bowl?

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Im just thinking in this way. Would they let UNC jump darling Notre Dame? Iowa/Michigan St will have 1 spot, Oklahoma doesnt play and just beat the current weeks 11, 12,17 cfp ranked teams so they arent leaving the top 4. that leaves 2. Bama would have to lose, Stanford as well and UNC I think would have to beat Clemson by at least 21 to even think they'd get close to the 4. I think them moving only up to 10 before this week killed their chances. But hey its UNC football first 10 win season since 1997 and will get their best bowl since 2001 peach bowl?

The only way they jump is Stanford loses and they win BIG against Clemson. Even then, their schedule is shit and they play in a shit division. Between OSU and UNC... I think OSU gets the nod.

ND is done no matter what happens today and will probably be playing in the Fiesta Bowl against Houston where the next coach of Ohio State coaches.

Even then I don't think UNC jumps above ND. At least ND's losses are respectable where as Tar Heels lost to a Cocks team that lost to the Fucking Citadel..

Assuming teams that most expect to win win..

1) Clemson
2) Bama
3) Oklahoma (Squicken is in house having a kegger and banging his wife because they are in due to having nothing to do today)
4) Sparty
5) Ohio State
6) Stanford
7) Iowa
8) ND
9) Florida State
10) Ole Miss/Northwestern etcetera

Is that erection yours or the viagras?

What's the difference..

 

[bionic77]

It's not about how old you are, it's about how old you feel, and also how long you can keep an erection. Rest assured, friend, I can keep an erection for a long, long time.

Is that erection yours or the viagras?

 

[jakncoke]

http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/137/7558/

This is going to end badly I think

edit: and i was right..

 

[Dega]

http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/137/7558/

This is going to end badly I think

edit: and i was right..

Do you write reviews on there?

 

[jakncoke]

Do you write reviews on there?

Nah, I just use it to learn more about the beer and see what the good brewery also make so i can ask(plead) the owner to try and order from her distributor. She still hasnt gotten any barrel aged beer

 

[Dega]

Nah, I just use it to learn more about the beer and see what the good brewery also make so i can ask(plead) the owner to try and order from her distributor. She still hasnt gotten any barrel aged beer

Think I'll make my own Brewery. Dega Brewery



I'll send you some beer when the time comes

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Think I'll make my own Brewery. Dega Brewery



I'll send you some beer when the time comes

Worst beer ever

 

[Dega]

Worst beer ever

That's Gata Brewery beer

 

[Alligatorjandro]

That's Gata Brewery beer

You don't even drink beer you poser

 

[jakncoke]

Think I'll make my own Brewery. Dega Brewery



I'll send you some beer when the time comes

Having a small craft brew to experiment would be sweet. nfl-age brew crew

 

[Dega]

You don't even drink beer you poser

Sure I do just not often.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

I need to Clemson to Klempson today.. Sorry Grova. But fuck your happiness, you have Cam in the end to make it better. You can suffer a day of chiding if UNC wins...

Pls you won a chip not even a year ago. How many of them shits do you need?

Let me enjoy my night in peace without hearing a bunch of TAR...............HEELS in the streets

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Sure I do just not often.

Liar

 

[jakncoke]

Pls you won a chip not even a year ago. How many of them shits do you need?

Let me enjoy my night in peace without hearing a bunch of TAR...............HEELS in the streets

He is a browns fan this is all he has

 

[MRSA]

fuck wienku

 

[Himynameischris]

Having a small craft brew to experiment would be sweet. nfl-age brew crew

This is the best idea ever posted here,

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Pls you won a chip not even a year ago. How many of them shits do you need?

Let me enjoy my night in peace without hearing a bunch of TAR...............HEELS in the streets

ALL OF THEM!!!..gif.

How many does Duke need in Basketball, huh Grova? Hmm?

This is the best idea ever posted here,

Second best.. I still like Dutch's secret Santa idea.

 

[Limited Edition]

Vidya games, whiskey, and EDM in the backround. Yay saturday morning!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Vidya games, whiskey, and EDM in the backround. Yay saturday morning!

Whiskey already?

 

[MRSA]

Whiskey o clock

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Whiskey already?

Alcoholism never clocks out bro

 

[Limited Edition]

Whiskey o clock

It's only a 24 hour a day thing!

 

[Dega]

Wonder who could drink the most before passing out between jak, inebriated, and limited.

 

[jakncoke]

Alcoholism never clocks out bro

This

 

[MRSA]

Wonder who could drink the most before passing out between jak, inebriated, and limited.

Inebriated really doesn't drink that much........

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Inebriated really doesn't drink that much........

How do you know

 

[MRSA]

How do you know

Its like how I know you're a bitch

 

[Dega]

Its like how I know you're a bitch

Well that's proof enough for me that you know what you're talking about.

 

[jakncoke]

Inebriated is currently the type of person to take a potato selfie in a 1000 year old bar creepily and post it online for epeen pts

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Its like how I know you're a bitch

Fuck you