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the game is going to suck, i can't wait to see this shit show!

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Beats by Narag

Are the Texans going to fuck up tonight is the question because if they do then will they just

?

 

[crimzonflame]

Are the Texans favored to win?

 

[sf2fanatic]

Old Chris was a diehard Dolphins fan. New Chris has posters of Romo.

#BringBackChrisTrejo

He has a bad week. Coach fired, lost to the last place team in fantasy football. He needs more cheerleader pics

 

[Squall ASF]

Appreciate all the birthday shoutouts yall.

I'm going to go drink copious amounts of alcohol. Enjoy the game (as best as a game between Ryan Mallett and Matt Hasselback can be enjoyed).

It's your birthday? Happy Birthday, buddy! Have a great time and some of us will be drinking with you due to how shitty this game will be it sounds like.

 

[cdyhybrid]

https://twitter.com/SiriusXMNFL/status/652206199245549568



:jnc

True.



Russ gonna ship his ass out now lol.

Just Bennett being Bennett. They were talking about those comments on the radio earlier. Eight of the top-12 highest-paid players on the team are on defense, 60% of the salary cap goes to the defense, AND he's the 4th highest-paid player on the team AND he was bitching about getting paid more before the season started.

Can't pay everyone.

Carroll took a team QBed by Russell Wilson and WON the Super Bowl. That is also impressive, but sadly, as Bennett said, they can't pay the line now .

Yeah, except Russell is good. I know you have a hard time recognizing good QBing though, so it's all good.

Appreciate all the birthday shoutouts yall.

I'm going to go drink copious amounts of alcohol. Enjoy the game (as best as a game between Ryan Mallett and Matt Hasselback can be enjoyed).

Happy bday sir. I will dedicate a shot to you tonight.

Forgot to wish you happy birthday President Grova. I hope you had a good day are having a good evening.

CDY, Congrats on the new job

Kave, I'm sorry that the Shame Circle continues for another day.

Thank you sir!

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

He has a bad week. Coach fired, lost to the last place team in fantasy football. He needs more cheerleader pics

This is all I have.

Maybe in one of these dimensions the Phins have a perfect 4-0 record.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

This is all I have.

Maybe in one of these dimensions the Phins have a perfect 4-0 record.

But does he still lose to Pepiope in that dimension? It doesn't matter because I am beating him this week.

Spoiler

Can I not lose to PD in this dimension as well?

 

[Line_HTX]

Ahaha, oh God...

:Jnc

 

[Tom Penny]

I wonder if Andre Johnson will exceed his zero catches zero yards the last 2 games?

 

[bionic77]

Happy Bday Grover.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Mech wishes he was that kid right now.

 

[Miracle]

Just Bennett being Bennett. They were talking about those comments on the radio earlier. Eight of the top-12 highest-paid players on the team are on defense, 60% of the salary cap goes to the defense, AND he's the 4th highest-paid player on the team AND he was bitching about getting paid more before the season started.

Can't pay everyone.

In that case, I hope Russ doesn't take it as a dig then.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Happy birthday Grover

 

[JABEE]

Flyers hockey tonight!

 

[Butts-a-plenty]

Drinking game rules for this game?

 

[BlackGhost]

^^^^drink every time mech freaks out / gets angry
Our Texans bouta win

Hmm cdys team also plays USC tonight. Could be good

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Drinking game rules for this game?

Drink every time JJ Watt is on camera

 

[ActStriker]

Happy birthday Grover!

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 2m2 minutes ago
Wow. @StaceyDales says Matt Hasselbeck has a bacterial infection and was still(!) on IVs this afternoon. Says "I hope I can play 4 quarters"

Texans will find a way to fuck this up

 

[jbug617]

Happy birthday Grover.

 

[Line_HTX]

BAH! FUCK THIS SHIT SHOW!

Playoff baseball is more important than Thursday Night SHIT.

BlackGhost, hold it down for me please.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

^^^^drink every time mech freaks out / gets angry
Out Texans bouta win

Hmm cdys team also plays USC tonight. Could be good

We could play the drink a shot everytime Mallett throws a touchdown pass

Spoiler

For a grand total of 0 shots.

The Husky game could be interesting. It would be a congratulatory gift for him from the football gods.

Hi BG.

Playoff baseball is more important than Thursday Night Football.

Said no ever..

 

[WesternHeretic]

Happy birthday Grover!



Texans will find a way to fuck this up

Matty with the "flu game" TM.

 

[Nemesis121]

Happy birthday Grover!



Texans will find a way to fuck this up

This will be be the ultimate Fuckery TNF game..

 

[Butts-a-plenty]

BAH! FUCK THIS SHIT SHOW!

Playoff baseball is more important than Thursday Night SHIT.

BlackGhost, hold it down for me please.

#Ban JNA

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Matty with the "flu game" TM.

We want the bald and we're gonna win!

 

[Narag]

@StaceyDales
Matt Hasselbeck told me he has a bacterial infection. On antibiotics. Energy levels extremely low, hoping he can make it thru 4 quarters.

 

[Line_HTX]

FUCK INEBRIATED.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Drinking game rules for this game?

Every time someone posts non-tomato fruit on pizza they need to take 3 shots.

^^^^drink every time mech freaks out / gets angry
Our Texans bouta win

Hmm cdys team also plays USC tonight. Could be good

I can only hope it's good.

Tough game.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

@StaceyDales
Matt Hasselbeck told me he has a bacterial infection. On antibiotics. Energy levels extremely low, hoping he can make it thru 4 quarters.

You should of taken my offer of lending him out to my Jags!

 

[jmdajr]

Texans setting things up to make Hasselback look like hero amongst heroes

 

[sf2fanatic]

Happy birthday Grover

 

[Crud]

Drink every time JJ Watt is on camera

Not gunna make it

 

[Narag]

half dead hasselbeck is still going to have a better game than full strength mallett

 

[Tom Penny]

So they are saving Luck to play the Pats.Good times indeed.

 

[JABEE]

I'm watching the Flyers! Noodle and Kave have my back.

 

[jmdajr]

Texans gonna be confused when they are actually cheering for Astros scoreboard.

 

[Bread]

mech is bill cowher

bill cowher is mech

 

[slightconfuse]

Saw hasselback is on an if. Game should be amazing

 

[cdyhybrid]

Texans setting things up to make Hasselback look like hero amongst heroes

He's already a hero in my heart.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Fuck you jabee

 

[Limited Edition]

Drinking game rules for this game?

Bad pass? Dropped pass? Drink. Fumble/Pick? Drink twice. Pick 6? Slam it.

 

[Butts-a-plenty]

I'm watching the Flyers! Noodle and Kave have my back.

The only thing worse than hockey, other than baseball, is hockey in October.

 

[Sanjuro]

The French fries makes you fat guy is nowhere to be seen tonight.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

He's already a hero in my heart.

You should steal that fraud Wilson's SB ring and give it to Hasselback.

 

[cdyhybrid]

You should steal that fraud Wilson's SB ring and give it to Hasselback.

I am not a Pats fan, so I would never steal from someone else.

 

[JABEE]

Fuck you jabee

The Lightning are on tonight.

 

[Dega]

This is gonna be great

 

[Alligatorjandro]

The Lightning are on tonight.

That's why I said fuck you.

 

[Goro Majima]

I think the Colts will outsuck the Texans tonight.