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[ampere]

From twitter

4 activities: running miles, drinking beers, eating donuts, masturbating. 4 numbers: 6, 12, 18, 24. Gotta do all 4 in 24 hr. Whats your combo?

I would have a sore dick and be throwing up a lot, tell ya that. Prob have to go run, wank, drink, eat

 

[bionic77]

Yep, Ben is 0-3 out in that Coliseum dump, including a game where he threw for 390 yards and 4TDs and still lost. Tomlin is just 1-3 vs the Raiders overall and 2-2 against Del Rio. Even with this one in the Burgh, I don't have that good a feeling about it.

Besides the grabasski miracle game where he murdered and buried our defense usually Ben seems to be coming off injuries or some other weird shit is going on with our teams when we play them.

If Ben is healthy I think we win. If he isn't then I see more overthrows that lead to bad INTs. I have seen him enough to know that the ball always floats on his when his legs are fucked up (which is weird because you would think that just winging with your arms would lead to under throws).

 

[chuckddd]

Besides the grabasski miracle game where he murdered and buried our defense usually Ben seems to be coming off injuries or some other weird shit is going on with our teams when we play them.

If Ben is healthy I think we win. If he isn't then I see more overthrows that lead to bad INTs. I have seen him enough to know that the ball always floats on his when his legs are fucked up (which is weird because you would think that just winging with your arms would lead to under throws).

Mechanically, overthrowing usually means that you aren't following through with your motion. It certainly looked like Ben was protecting his knee by not landing and driving on his left leg.

 

[MRSA]

Thanksgiving still exists?

I was made of the opinion that we all just agreed to skip that bullshit so we can sell more electronics, cars, and jewelry.

Thanksgiving is my favorite day to be a like my friend Sanjuro without being a Pats fan.

 

[MRSA]

If you drink chans special of coors light 24 is nothing you'll just be extra hydrated

Hydration is the key to staying healthy you poor

 

[Line_HTX]

Morning, y'all!

Percy Harvin is doo-doo.

Grigson and Pagano tension about lineups caused a players-only meeting.

Ricardo Lockette released from the hospital finally. What a relief.

 

[jakncoke]

Hydration is the key to staying healthy you poor

Who cares about hydration when you just want drunk.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

If we set them up with an unlimited supply of cheap booze, who would drink more?

jak or [REDACTED]

Actually don't do this, because one of you WILL end up dead.

 

[MRSA]

If we set them up with an unlimited supply of cheap booze, who would drink more?

jak or [REDACTED]

Actually don't do this, because one of you WILL end up dead.

jak would drink more, I created that degenerate and he turned into a monster.

Unlike jak; I can start an IV, bolus hydrating fluid along with a push of zofran. That'll cost you $200 in Vegas.

 

[jakncoke]

If we set them up with an unlimited supply of cheap booze, who would drink more?

jak or [REDACTED]

Actually don't do this, because one of you WILL end up dead.

If im drinking with people i'll go till i black out. Alone i usually dont go past 12 ipa or combo of 6 ipa and whatever style else I bought

 

[BlackGhost]

Don't black out jaknjoke

 

[MRSA]

Don't black out jaknjoke

More like jaknquit, fucker can't hang.

 

[jakncoke]

More like jaknquit, fucker can't hang.

i dont wanna hear anything from you slooot. You drink coors light and passed out after 1 md 20/20

 

[MRSA]

i dont wanna hear anything from you slooot. You drink coors light and passed out after 1 md 20/20

You drink one mad dawg and text me things I already know, like you being useless.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Real talk though, stop blacking out jak

 

[jakncoke]

Real talk though, stop blacking out jak

Hey, if people going to feed me drinks who am I to say No!

 

[Line_HTX]

Hey, if people going to feed me drinks who am I to say No!

You suck.

 

[Dega]

Hey, if people going to feed me drinks who am I to say No!

Don't die jak

 

[Striker]

If JPP is playing this week, they'll be cutting somebody by 4 PM. Hmm.

 

[Konka]

Don't black out jaknjoke

BG, how do you feel about your boys being ranked #3.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

:jnj

 

[jakncoke]

Don't die jak

Im going to outlive most of nfl-gaf

 

[ShaneB]

Paul Brown football life was great.

 

[Line_HTX]

Im going to outlive most of nfl-gaf

:You

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Im going to outlive most of nfl-gaf

At least we won't be surprised about it

because we'll be dead and unable to feel surprise

 

[jakncoke]

At least we won't be surprised about it

because we'll be dead and unable to feel surprise

Ye but through the years you'll be going wow jak outlived person X or member y, how? is he being punished to seeing all his family and friends die like paul edgecomb

 

[Dega]

Ye but through the years you'll be going wow jak outlived person X or member y, how? is he being punished to seeing all his family and friends die like paul edgecomb

Will you cry when I die Jak?

 

[ampere]

I'd be sad if Dega died. He is actually pretty nice

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I'd be sad if Dega died. He is actually pretty nice

I would take his xbone.

 

[BlackGhost]

BG, how do you feel about your boys being ranked #3.

I'm not sure how many ppl actually thought we should have been number 1 based on our early play. Didn't look the part a lot of the time, It is what it is!

 

[Dega]

I would take his xbone.

Why do you want that?

 

[jakncoke]

Will you cry when I die Jak?

Id put a Lawrence Taylor jersey and a eight ball of coke on your stone

 

[Dega]

Id put a Lawrence Taylor jersey and a eight ball of coke on your stone

I'd be okay with that.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Why do you want that?

Why do you think?

 

[jakncoke]

Why do you think?

gotor go try out for kicker for your gatas that xp attempt hueeee

 

[Goro Majima]

I get multi day hangovers if I drink more than like 10 beers.

Don't know how y'all do it

 

[jakncoke]

I get multi day hangovers if I drink more than like 10 beers.

Don't know how y'all do it

consistent drinking, being hydrated also eating certain foods

 

[Konka]

I get multi day hangovers if I drink more than like 10 beers.

Don't know how y'all do it

There are two surefire ways to beat a hangover.

1. ) Wake and bake.
2. ) Start drinking again.

 

[Spinluck]

I hate hangovers

 

[Line_HTX]

I get multi day hangovers if I drink more than like 10 beers.

Don't know how y'all do it

Multi-day? Damn, it must be real bad if it lasts that long.

 

[jakncoke]

I hate hangovers

has there ever been a person that wanted one? lol

 

[Konka]

Really bad hangovers can pretty much be prevented by eating enough food and drinking water while you drink.

 

[bionic77]

Mechanically, overthrowing usually means that you aren't following through with your motion. It certainly looked like Ben was protecting his knee by not landing and driving on his left leg.

The ball always floats on him whenever he hurts his legs or comes back from a leg injury.

On the other hand he is tough and fuck and eventually finds a way to get it done. But usually his first game ends in a loss. I can't blame the coaches, they clearly wanted to lean on Bell in that first game back, which is what I would have said was the right thing to do. We just didn't account for the thug factor from the Bungles.

 

[chuckddd]

jak's boy:

 

[jakncoke]

jak's boy:

ye! fuck the zebras.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I hate hangovers

Them wine coolers ain't no joke

 

[Tom Penny]

I can't believe it's like mid 60's in Nov in New England. It hit 70's this week but yard work sucks.

 

[Line_HTX]

ye! fuck the zebras.

Targeting the ref's head... Mmm-mmm so bad...

;P

 

[jakncoke]

I imagine spinluck buys like 5 bottles of 6.99 booze and throws them in a blender with like 4 random non alcohol liquids to make mixed drinks

 

[Grover Cleveland]

College football is garbage