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[j-wood]

And this! Jaguars also hiring their former HC Tom Coughlin as Executive VP of Football Operations, per source. Marrone and Coughlin in Jax.

Jaguars extending contract of GM Dave Caldwell two years, giving him matching three-year deals with Doug Marrone and Tom Coughlin.

both just tweeted out by schefter.

 

[jmdajr]

I haven't been this excited about a console since the WiiU.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

PS4 gave Ninja gonorrhea.

This last gen was an abomination.

I think it is a pretty accurate statement that gaming would be dead in 2 more years if not for Switch.

Jbug everyone is needed to turn this around. BG will you your JoyConBoyz t-shirt (ignore his requests for servicing) and then its up to you to come through on launch.

One last thing. No Patriots or Trumps allowed in this club. You gotta choose. We let evil live among us for too long to side on the sidelines any longer.

I had gonorrhea way before PS4 came out, FYI.

 

[Greg]

:jnc

 

[Tamanon]

Hmm.....welcome back Coughlin. Let's see who their coordinators are. Might not be as bad as first thought.

 

[bionic77]

I had gonorrhea way before PS4 came out, FYI.

That depends on who you ask.

you also must pledge allegiance to breadstream if you'd like to become JoyCon

This is not mandatory. Don't list to Bread.

Switch is compatible in both modes. With shirts on or off.

 

[Tankard]

Coughlin needed to be our HC again, not the VP or whatever.

If you were going to name Marrone the HC, why wait that long to fire Gus?

Just....

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

I thought Marrone did a pretty decent job in Buffalo

Oh you

 

[abolisher6812]

Hmm.....welcome back Coughlin. Let's see who their coordinators are. Might not be as bad as first thought.

I think Wash should and will probably be back as the DC. I'm not sold on Hackett as OC.

 

[jbug617]

PS4 gave Ninja gonorrhea.

This last gen was an abomination.

I think it is a pretty accurate statement that gaming would be dead in 2 more years if not for Switch.

Jbug everyone is needed to turn this around. BG will you your JoyConBoyz t-shirt (ignore his requests for servicing) and then its up to you to come through on launch.

One last thing. No Patriots or Trumps allowed in this club. You gotta choose. We let evil live among us for too long to side on the sidelines any longer.

Well I shit talked Brady and Belichick when I found out they are Trump guys. I don't cheer for Brady, I cheer for Patriots and Matthew Slater

you also must pledge allegiance to breadstream if you'd like to become JoyCon

Can I have DM's job?

 

[BlackGhost]

Jaguars hired Tom Coughlin as Executive VP of Football Operations.

Jaguars signed GM Dave Caldwell to a two-year extension

cheetahs

 

[Line_HTX]

actually they probably wouldn't call themselves that

Khorosho.

 

[Kusagari]

The Bortles six year plan will clearly work out.

 

[Tamanon]

I mean, there's no QB in this draft that I can see. Don't want to get burned on a free agent QB like Osweiler burned the Texans. They were going to be sticking with Bortles regardless.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Well I shit talked Brady and Belichick when I found out they are Trump guys. I don't cheer for Brady, I cheer for Patriots and Matthew Slater


Can I have DM's job?

Bread is a Trump AND Patriot

 

[Bread]

Can I have DM's job?

DM has tenure, he cannot be fired. I tried sending him to Del Boca Vista but he convinced a pack of olds to invest millions so he kind of earned his way back into the board room.

 

[jbug617]

DM has tenure, he cannot be fired. I tried sending him to Del Boca Vista but he convinced a pack of olds to invest millions so he kind of earned his way back into the board room.

So I should be his assistant?

 

[Line_HTX]

"Shazier he's not one of the fastest guys, but... he's... definitely one of the fastest." #analysis #MIAvsPIT

— Phil Simms Quotes (@philsimmsquotes) January 8, 2017
"I can't blame Matt Moore. If it wasn't for that INT and two fumbles, he's had a perfect game!" - But he did soooo. #analysis #MIAvsPIT

Literally brain cancer. I'll take Buck and Aikman over Simms anyday.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

GatorTech is hiring

 

[Hindl]

GatorTech is hiring

What positions

 

[Bread]

So I should be his assistant?

Are you a female right out of college "looking to gain experience in all the right fields" (his words not mine)? If not, pass.

 

[jello44]

What positions

"Guy who plugs thingie A into thingie B"

 

[Line_HTX]

Oh god Simms is the worst. Ugh just shut up Phil already.

I love how Aikman has that cadence though "phrase and ... phrase and ... phrase and ..."

Buck sometimes has to wait to see if Troy is gonna say anything after his last "and" but he basically uses it as a period.

And fuck if Aikman wasn't just drooling that the Giants were losing and the Cowboys wouldn't need to face them a third time. He was practically jerking off about it.


Simms is like that too. Either be a neutral observer on a national telecast or go local and slobber the knob of your former team for the yahoos who want to hear it.

I really miss Madden saying something "and BOOM! There it goes."

 

[jbug617]

GatorTech is hiring

I'm hired

Are you a female right out of college "looking to gain experience in all the right fields" (his words not mine)? If not, pass.

Alright.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

What positions

Vice President of official business

 

[sf2fanatic]

How's our business doing Bead?

 

[BlackGhost]

I'm still surprised Bread hasn't been sued for his clear Elder Abuse against DM.

 

[Matrix]

I haven't been this excited about a console since the WiiU.

Hello sadness my old friend

 

[Bread]

How's our business doing Bead?

business is blooming like an onion

I'm still surprised Bread hasn't been sued for his clear Elder Abuse against DM.

he needs me, i'm the eugene landy to his brian wilson

 

[BlackGhost]

I haven't been this excited about a console since the WiiU.

:/

 

[sf2fanatic]

business is blooming like an onion

It's payday. Time to splash at Outback

 

[MechDX]

Mike Loyko
‏@NEPD_Loyko
Bill Belichick said #Patriots started planning for Houston on Sat night because Pittsburgh vs. Miami ..."you know.."

 

[cdyhybrid]

Pats are arrogant. Guaranteed they are overlooking the Texans.

Gonna be a rude awakening this weekend.

 

[Bread]

lmao disrespectful as fuck

suck it chris!!!!

 

[BlackGhost]

When DM tries to join in on a Breadstream investment meeting.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Pats are arrogant. Guaranteed they are overlooking the Texans.

Gonna be a rude awakening this weekend.

But they've been planning for the Texans

 

[this_guy]

Pats are arrogant. Guaranteed they are overlooking the Texans.

Gonna be a rude awakening this weekend.

Agreed. Brock is going to gash that defense and put up 13 points.

 

[MechDX]

But they've been planning for the Texans

Gata you have been on a roll lately. Keep it up!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Gata you have been on a roll lately. Keep it up!

*pats head*

 

[Matrix]

 

[Matrix]

I'm expecting Bork to outperform the Switch when all is said and done.

Mech and Gata's bromance is making me ill.

 

[MechDX]

*pats head*

High praise. Thank you sir

 

[Wes]

Pep gone.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

High praise. Thank you sir

Noted

 

[yankeehater]

God what a shitty thing to say. Fuck that guy.

 

[bionic77]

Jeebus @ Matrix.

The Texans have tortured so much that he cannot even see the goodness that is Switch.

May Tebow have mercy on his dark and dirty soul.

Redemption is out there for you Matrix. And it is going to be a fucking bargain in March. $249.99 plus applicable taxes and redemption can be yours. You don't have to be sad anymore Matrix. The cure is coming. If you don't turn things around you are going to end up like DM...

 

[Sanjuro]

Planning for the Dolphins, the greatest football team?

 

[BlackGhost]

Pep gone.

Don't trust ppl named pep.

Seems like he might aspire to be a college HC

 

[necrosis]

Agreed. Brock is going to gash that defense and put up 13 points.

lol

 

[Kave_Man]

Don't trust ppl named pep.

Seems like he might aspire to be a college HC

I'm gonna set his recliner on fire: