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[FloydtheFathead]

This nursing program I'm applying to wants me to write a letter stating why I want to be a nurse.

Would they be offended if I just wrote "Too dumb and lazy for medical school".

Access to drugs for hedonistic lifestyle.

 

[MRSA]

Thought you were already in nursing school honestly.

I put it off to get my finances in order.

 

[Bread]

30 hours

 

[Eleuin]

fml

 

[Alligatorjandro]

30 hours

For why

 

[BlackGhost]

Real friends

 

[JABEE]

I wrote you guys a valentines poem

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Fuck you whore

This is pretty good.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Roses are Red
Browns gonna Brown
Gata's taking his cousin
To Pound Town

 

[JABEE]

Roses are Red
Browns gonna Brown
Gata's taking his cousin
To Pound Town

Ain't nothing funny about that Valentine.
Gata is a creep.

 

[OfficerRaichu15]

Walking Dead is killing me right now.

 

[Himynameischris]

Roses are Red
Browns gonna Brown
Gata's taking his cousin
To Pound Town

.

 

[BlackGhost]

Walking Dead is killing me right now.

Ppl that watch on Netflix and later will never know about the constant episode preview trickery.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Roses are Red
Browns gonna Brown
Gata's taking his cousin
To Pound Town

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hope you get feline aids
Fuck you

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Roses are Red
Browns gonna Brown
Gata's taking his cousin
To Pound Town

Shakespeare couldn't write words more beautiful.

 

[Bread]

Roses are red
Willows will weep
One things for sure
Trejo's a creep

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hope you get feline aids
Fuck you

Roses are Red
Cam's feeling Blue
I hope your kid grows up to be
An Animu

 

[OfficerRaichu15]

Ppl that watch on Netflix and later will never know about the constant episode preview trickery.

Just seeing

Spoiler

Carl

die hurts a little

 

[Bread]

Roses are red
Line jna a shit
Brady's the GOAT
All 4 rings are legit

 

[OfficerRaichu15]

Roses are red
Titans are shit
Manziels a douche
And he he's also a bitch

 

[JABEE]

Roses are red.
Stafford is fat.
Little Gata wants to know
"Where his cousin is at?"

 

[JABEE]

It's Valentine's night.
The swamp is asleep.
Better watch out.
Gata's a creep.

 

[Himynameischris]

Roses are red
Willows will weep
One things for sure
Trejo's a creep

Hate doesn't look good on you friend,


anyways I'm off on a date, Floyd I''m gonna make you proud!

 

[BlackGhost]

Roses are red
Browns gonna make me frown
Send pics of your baes

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Roses are red
Jabee is a whore
Fuck you jabee
Fuck you jabee some more

 

[ampere]

Roses are red
Footballs are brown
Fuck you kids
I run this town

 

[JABEE]

I'm posting this oldie. I may have went too far back in those days.

Life is a Swamp

Gata's a traitor to his Jaguars kin,
He kisses his sister and plies her with gin.
No deed too demented for this slow-minded sap,
He picks up an animal to prop up on his lap.

The rest of the story is too grisly to tell,
Too difficult to describe with no words that can weld,
the sentences needed to construct such a tale.

Busy with his work the Gata did grunt,
For once in his life he was not the runt.
He tried to explain that his wants weren't so bad,
His thoughts were something all good people had.

The Gata was wrong,
The mob did deride.
The silly little Gata nearly cried,
before sipping some Mad Dog and calling up Jak,
No answer on IRL,
He gave his keys a whack.

"Will somebody please say it is okay to breed,​

With a sister or two or maybe three,​

A dog that I nursed from birth to fulfill my needs​

Won't somebody please listen to me.​

A Gata needs friends that let Gata be free.​

Puppies and kitties are equals to me,​

Any reasonable person knows that a pet could agree,​

To play with a Gata,​

Let a Gata rub its belly,​

Leave a Gata be,​

Please leave a Gata be."​

Exiled and alone,
the Gata did weep.
His bottle of gin thrown down at his feet,
as empty as his soul shattered on the floor.
The Gata called out for help,
Ignored.

JABEE​

​

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Jabee is a weirdo and a creep

 

[Bread]

I'm posting this oldie. I may have went too far.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Roses are red
The Pats are cheaters
They're voting for Trump
They hate minorities

 

[JABEE]

:jnc

 

[BlackGhost]

Jabee is a weirdo and a creep

Yes

 

[JABEE]

Yes

Don't turn your back on me, BG. We were friends!

I don't even like Meek!

 

[ampere]

Roses are red
The Pats are cheaters
They're voting for Trump
They hate minorities

This is slander and it doesn't even rhyme.

Boo this man

 

[Gobias]

30 hours

fml

Real friends

All correct

 

[BlackGhost]

Don't turn your back on me, BG. We were friends!

I don't even like Meek!

I'm sorry, you're right. I made a huge mistake

:")

 

[Bread]

Bg is a traitorous whore!!!!

Selling his bone without even consulting his bro :'((((

 

[Greg]

new Kanye sucks

Bg is a traitorous whore!!!!

Selling his bone without even consulting his bro :'((((

#PS4LIFE

 

[Bread]

new Kanye sucks


#PS4LIFE

Grig don't be greedy, boners need friends too!

 

[Butts-a-plenty]

 

[Greg]

Grig don't be greedy, boners need friends too!

I'm still your friend

we played RL together and shared laughs! AND THE SNAPS!

 

[Fox318]

Is that supposed to be chicken pot pie?

 

[JABEE]

new Kanye sucks


#PS4LIFE

Greg is right and I haven't heard any of the new Kanye, but I trust him.

 

[Gobias]

 

[Syrinx]

I want crab legs.

 

[MetalFearSolid]

Roses are red
Shaped like an asterisk * too
Brady is overrated just like his "Butler"
But we all know he ain't no Jay Cutler.

 

[Bread]

Roses are red
Shaped like an asterisk * too
Brady is overrated just like his "Butler"
But we all know he ain't no Jay Cutler.

Ah that classic ABCC rhyme scheme

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I tried to give you guys a nice valentines gift but of course you fucks had to ruin it smh.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Hate doesn't look good on you friend,


anyways I'm off on a date, Floyd I''m gonna make you proud!

You can do it friend.. Use that wit that I know you have.

Roses are red
Browns gonna make me frown
Send pics of your baes

BG.. Pls. The Land had more Baes already.. Go find them.

Roses are red
Footballs are brown
Fuck you kids
I run this town

Hmm.... No.

I'm posting this oldie. I may have went too far back in those days.

Life is a Swamp

Gata's a traitor to his Jaguars kin,
He kisses his sister and plies her with gin.
No deed too demented for this slow-minded sap,
He picks up an animal to prop up on his lap.

The rest of the story is too grisly to tell,
Too difficult to describe with no words that can weld,
the sentences needed to construct such a tale.

Busy with his work the Gata did grunt,
For once in his life he was not the runt.
He tried to explain that his wants weren't so bad,
His thoughts were something all good people had.

The Gata was wrong,
The mob did deride.
The silly little Gata nearly cried,
before sipping some Mad Dog and calling up Jak,
No answer on IRL,
He gave his keys a whack.

"Will somebody please say it is okay to breed,​

With a sister or two or maybe three,​

A dog that I nursed from birth to fulfill my needs​

Won't somebody please listen to me.​

A Gata needs friends that let Gata be free.​

Puppies and kitties are equals to me,​

Any reasonable person knows that a pet could agree,​

To play with a Gata,​

Let a Gata rub its belly,​

Leave a Gata be,​

Please leave a Gata be."​

Exiled and alone,
the Gata did weep.
His bottle of gin thrown down at his feet,
as empty as his soul shattered on the floor.
The Gata called out for help,
Ignored.

JABEE​

​

Docriversshock.gif

Masterful.

 

[Grexeno]

Ah, vomit.

A classic meal.

 

[Butts-a-plenty]

Is that supposed to be chicken pot pie?

SpinLasagna