I think my favorite part was when the OP decided to shit on their manager for how "disorganized" they were. Not only are you quitting a perfectly good job for the most trivial of reasons, but you are pouring kerosene on that bridge and taking a fucking match to it!
To be fair, any manager that would vet and hire this dope in the first place must be pretty awful at their job.
How the hell is it possible to be so stupid before it's even lunchtime?