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[Fox318]

George Will is what we will all look like in 30 years.

 

[squicken]

B/R warning, but it is a column, not a slideshow -- Mike Tanier on NFL QB Free Agency

My favorite scenario

The Splurge Scenario

Things get interesting if one team gets carried away and offers one of our quarterbacks Dalton money—or Russell Wilson money or beyond. The most likely suspect in this scenario is the Redskins: Dan Snyder's wallet comes equipped with its own canon, the organization and city are cuckoo for Cousins right now, and (unlike the Broncos) the Redskins have money to spend.

Washington could price the Broncos out of the Osweiler market by signing Cousins to some kind of $95 million gut-buster. That would open the door for a team with more cap space to swoop in and nab Osweiler. Let's say the Rams do exactly that.

Robbed of a quarterback to help them repeat in 2016 (and still eager to part ways with Manning), the Broncos would have to look to Bradford or Fitzpatrick—either of whom could lead that defense to the playoffs—while drafting for the future. The Eagles and/or Jets would rummage for Josh McCown types. Perhaps the Eagles would trade to bring back Foles or tag Bradford to keep him out of the chain reaction. Washington would drive away whistling like the careless driver who caused the six-car pileup.

This is a fun scenario to contemplate, but it's risky for all of the teams involved. That includes the Redskins; overpaying for quarterbacks never works for them. This scenario explains just how high the stakes of our poker game are: Some agent will come away from the market with a splashy new deal, but general managers don't want that first deal to be too splashy.

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According to the MGM Grand’s futures sheet, here are the current odds, by division, for each team to win next season’s Super Bowl:

AFC East — Patriots 8-1, Jets 20-1, Bills 25-1, Dolphins 60-1.

AFC North — Steelers 10-1, Bengals 10-1, Ravens 25-1, Browns 150-1.

AFC South — Colts 15-1, Texans 20-1, Jaguars 75-1, Titans 100-1.

AFC West — Broncos 10-1, Chiefs 12-1, Raiders 30-1, Chargers 75-1.

NFC East — Cowboys 15-1, Giants 22-1, Redskins 22-1, Eagles 25-1.

NFC North — Packers 12-1, Vikings 15-1, Bears 60-1, Lions 60-1.

NFC South — Panthers 8-1, Falcons 30-1, Saints 40-1, Buccaneers 40-1.

NFC West — Seahawks 8-1, Cardinals 15-1, Rams 30-1, 49ers 75-1.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

So the Panthers' QB was in a club last night

Praying to baby Jesus, adult Jesus, Allah, YHWH, Tebow, whoever will hear it, that that is not herb in his hand.

 

[squicken]

Cameron Football

 

[jakncoke]

yhwh?

 

[Goro Majima]

So the Panthers' QB was in a club last night

Praying to baby Jesus, adult Jesus, Allah, YHWH, Tebow, whoever will hear it, that that is not herb in his hand.

Nobody, and I mean nobody, holds a cigar like that.

Could be a Swisher Sweet though. Ice Cube taught me that was popular.

 

[WanderingWind]

"It was the end of a Black & Mild, you herbs," - Cam Newton, 2016

 

[Grover Cleveland]

yhwh?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetragrammaton

Nobody, and I mean nobody, holds a cigar like that.

Could be a Swisher Sweet though. Ice Cube taught me that was popular.

The idea of a man making 20 million + a year smoking on non-medicated swishas or some wood-tip black and milds is almost as bad as if he just went full Josh Gordon.

Tobacco use won't get you suspended from the National Football League tho

 

[Greg]

I know an El Bubble when I see it

 

[jakncoke]

I wonder how many people in the nfl use tobacco ever been a study. I assume people like Jared Allen dips but i wonder how many smokers there are.

 

[MechDX]

You know who would never be caught smoking pot?

Tom Brady

 

[bionic77]

You know who would never be caught smoking pot?

Tom Brady

The Pats are rarely caught in any of the shit that they do.

But don't worry. When it happens Bill Simmons and all of the other douchers that follow the Pats will have plenty of excuses prepared for them!

 

[WedgeX]

Like every other unique character in Prison Architect.

 

[MechDX]

Seriously, think about every NFL QB and the only one I could never imagine smoking weed is Brady.

Peyton would use it claiming it helps his arthritis

 

[WanderingWind]

Talk shit about Black & Milds and get smacked in the gob

 

[Goro Majima]

Pot or cigar, non story to me either way. Not like he's snorting lines of coke in the bathroom.

 

[jakncoke]

Seriously, think about every NFL QB and the only one I could never imagine smoking weed is Brady.

Peyton would use it claiming it helps his arthritis

I imagine him doing coke with gisele at some party with a bunch of models and the crowd

 

[MechDX]

Pot or cigar, non story to me either way. Not like he's snorting lines of coke in the bathroom.

Some of you may not believe but I can agree with this.

My issue is, once again, you are a young QB in the NFL where that shit is illegal. Why are you sparking up in a damn club where every moron has a phone? Go the club have fun then go home and light up with your friends on a solid gold bong for all I care.

Why do they do this shit in a public place where everyone recognizes them?

 

[Goro Majima]

I imagine him doing coke with gisele at some party with a bunch of models and the crowd

I imagine him doing all kinds of weird prescription pills and quack "herbal supplements" given to him by his medical assistant / nutritionist.

 

[Greg]

Brady smokes kale

 

[WanderingWind]

Pot or cigar, non story to me either way. Not like he's snorting lines of coke in the bathroom.

Honestly, even if it was Tom Brady and Scott Norwood toking up together, I'd not give a shit. These dudes get physically wrecked so we can talk shit with our dead-inside coworkers. Let them toke up. If you give a fuck, check your calendar because you accidentally time traveled from 1954. Keep an eye on a guy named Lee Harvey Oswald. He's bad news, daddy-o.

 

[Fox318]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetragrammaton



The idea of a man making 20 million + a year smoking on non-medicated swishas or some wood-tip black and milds is almost as bad as if he just went full Josh Gordon.

Tobacco use won't get you suspended from the National Football League tho

Cam making all this money yet he is still standing outside the local deli bumming for a smoke.

 

[squicken]

Let the man find peace, WW

 

[MechDX]

Norwood is the hero Buffalo deserves.

Fuck the bills.

 

[WanderingWind]

Let the man find peace, WW

I reflexively punched my screen just now. Never surrender, never forget. Never forgive.

Norwood is the hero Buffalo deserves.

Fuck the bills.

I don't know why you care so much. It's not like the Texans and the Bills have any history. No, that history belongs to your superiors. Better start winning some games, hombre, or you'll be without a team again. Unless you move to London.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Cam smoking the tweeds smh

 

[MRSA]

Oh man. Hungover

Hello cajun

Good morning friends.

 

[Tom Penny]

Pot or cigar, non story to me either way. Not like he's snorting lines of coke in the bathroom.

If they are smoking pot they are sniffing Yeyo.

 

[BigAT]

I reflexively punched my screen just now. Never surrender, never forget. Never forgive.

 

[WanderingWind]

holy shit you're the best

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Chris, BG, MRSA. If y'all want to play diablo. Let me know.

 

[jbug617]

Anime Sunday

 

[MechDX]

I reflexively punched my screen just now. Never surrender, never forget. Never forgive.



I don't know why you care so much. It's not like the Texans and the Bills have any history. No, that history belongs to your superiors. Better start winning some games, hombre, or you'll be without a team again. Unless you move to London.

That game molded me into the jaded , angry fuck I am today. I can never forgive or forget.

 

[MRSA]

Chris, BG, MRSA. If y'all want to play diablo. Let me know.

Now or after cofy? I haven't played since last Sunday

 

[Euron]

B/R warning, but it is a column, not a slideshow -- Mike Tanier on NFL QB Free Agency

My favorite scenario

I love any scenario that fucks over the Eagles. And those odds don't mean anything since it obviously doesn't take into account things like the Draft, Trades, Offseason Changes, or the Cowboys Choking.

 

[jakncoke]

Now or after cofy? I haven't played since last Sunday

why cant you drink irish cofy while playing

 

[MRSA]

why cant you drink irish cofy while playing

Because I don't like Irish whisky you fucking fuck.

I do have some norcos and somas, lets play Floyd.

 

[MRSA]

I think I'll get a breakfast burrito

 

[manfestival]

Better than wrestling gifs

This isn't fair at all...

 

[bionic77]

Fried chicken leftovers.

I think I going to start an emulation project with a raspberry PI soon. When my kids start to game it would be cool if I could start them on the SNES.

 

[TCRS]

watching the superbowl. he defense td just happened. newton choking lmao.

 

[DMczaf]

Wrestling gifs !!!

 

[MRSA]

DM ain't my president.

RBH 2016

 

[WedgeX]

Because I don't like Irish whisky you fucking fuck.

I do have some norcos and somas, lets play Floyd.

Irish coffee doesn't have whiskey it in.

Its Baileys.

Get learned.

 

[MRSA]

Irish coffee doesn't have whiskey it in.

Its Baileys.

Get learned.

You ignorant slut. Irish cofy has Irish whisky and some type of cream (Bailey's). If you been having it only with Bailey's you're basically a commie.

 

[WedgeX]

You ignorant slut. Irish cofy has Irish whisky and some type of cream (Bailey's). If you been having it only with Bailey's you're basically a commie.

I come from a long line of Irish socialists soooo

 

[jbug617]

 

[jakncoke]

I come from a long line of Irish socialists soooo

But you're a lions fan, sooooo

 

[WanderingWind]

But you're a lions fan, sooooo

That's like 3 kinds of loser wrapped up in one when you think about it. He's probably a ginger too

 

[WedgeX]

That's like 3 kinds of loser wrapped up in one when you think about it.

?

He's probably a ginger too

Well that's racist.