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[MRSA]

Guys, I'm running low on drugs.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Can yall just have elections already so I can pass this mess to someone else?

#passthebuck
#dodgingfumblesliketheQBintheSB
#CantMakeThisPlaceGreatAgain
#BecauseItWasNeverGreatInTheFirstPlace

 

[Goro Majima]

Weinke waffles on the important issues, I need a VP that will stand up to Red Names.

He's wrong on Japan. Wrong on football. Wrong for America.

Slo 2016

I think ez is your man for the job

 

[ampere]

Can yall just have elections already so I can pass this mess to someone else?

#passthebuck
#dodgingfumblesliketheQBintheSB
#CantMakeThisPlaceGreatAgain
#BecauseItWasNeverGreatInTheFirstPlace

imo whoever makes the thread is president for its duration

this thread is a mess and it's BG's fault

 

[MRSA]

Where is that coward Baeg?

 

[Goro Majima]

imo whoever makes the thread is president for its duration

this thread is a mess and it's BG's fault

So we can officially blame last season on Pats fans?

Sounds good to me!

 

[RellyRell28]

 

[eznark]

#Slo2016

#FuckOpiate

 

[MRSA]

Vote for RBH in 2016, I've put together his campaign slogan.

Pats fans are the worst

 

[WedgeX]

People will probably look back on this thread as a mistake someday

Some day?

 

[Slo]

#Slo2016

#FuckOpiate

You have no idea what this means to me.

 

[RBH]

Vote for RBH in 2016, I've put together his campaign slogan.

Pats fans are the worst

Yes.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

No one here gets my vote

 

[eznark]

You have no idea what this means to me.

No presidential candidate I've voted for has received more than 5% of the vote.

 

[Slo]

No presidential candidate I've voted for has received more than 5% of the vote.

I'm gonna throw some more elbows before my concession speech.

 

[Tom Penny]

Ass is too big.

 

[ampere]

Sounds like ez never learned about the 2 party system in grade school

 

[MRSA]

Ass is too big.

Pats fans are the worst

 

[WedgeX]

No presidential candidate I've voted for has received more than 5% of the vote.

Have you only ever voted for the Constitution Party?

 

[MechDX]

If the #Texans bring Brian Hoyer back for another season, what will your reaction be? #TTTQ
https://twitter.com/battleredblog/status/701584333761433600

The responses. #Hoyerable

 

[eznark]

Have you only ever voted for the Constitution Party?

Write in or Libertarian. Johnson got 1% in 2012, best ever for me.

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

I vowed to burn this place to the ground but you guys blew it instead of voting for me.

Enjoy an off season filled with animus and mayo, it's no less than you all deserve.

 

[Dega]

I nominate myself for NFL thread president.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I nominate myself for NFL thread president.

I also nominate myself.

 

[Dega]

I also nominate myself.

But i wanted you for vp!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

But i wanted you for vp!

Look at My Ralph

Does he look like a guy who would want to be 2nd president

 

[MechDX]

I nominate myself for NFL thread president.

You eat ketchup on your damn burger. Worst, president, ever.

BTW, you're out of the Savage Tom fan club

 

[WesternHeretic]

I wanted to run for President to make a change but I soon realize you guys are beyond saving. This placed is doom.

 

[Dega]

You eat ketchup on your damn burger. Worst, president, ever.

BTW, you're out of the Savage Tom fan club

But im the president remember?

 

[yankeehater]

Have you only ever voted for the Constitution Party?

Ez votes for the white supremacist parties candidate every year.

 

[Slo]

Ez votes for the white supremacist parties candidate every year.

#Slo2016

 

[Slo]

Ugh. Gotta work from home tomorrow. Flooring guys running behind schedule.

 

[eznark]

Ez votes for the white supremacist parties candidate every year.

I am a Democrat

 

[Tom Penny]

You eat ketchup on your damn burger. Worst, president, ever.

BTW, you're out of the Savage Tom fan club

Other than bbq sauce on a cheddar burger Ketchup is the only acceptable condiment.

 

[MechDX]

But im the president remember?

You were impeached and voted out 2-1.

#Bread&Mech2016

 

[Fox318]

lets go jets

 

[ampere]

I vowed to burn this place to the ground but you guys blew it instead of voting for me.

Enjoy an off season filled with animus and mayo, it's no less than you all deserve.

Mayo is a good thing

You are a bad thing

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

Mayo is a good thing

You are a bad thing

Coming from a Pats fan, there can be no greater endorsement.

 

[Slo]

Other than bbq sauce on a cheddar burger Ketchup is the only acceptable condiment.

You sound like a well done steak eater.

 

[Tom Penny]

You sound like a well done steak eater.

Don't forget the ketchup or A1 if im feeling fancy.

 

[MRSA]

Don't forget the ketchup or A1 if im feeling fancy.

What about Cambodian breast milk?

 

[Line_HTX]

Eznark and Ninja are the same fur.

 

[ampere]

Coming from a Pats fan, there can be no greater endorsement.

I hope you have a runny nose and headache tomorrow and it makes your day not good

 

[Tom Penny]

Man Conans parents got it bad to start that flick.

 

[Himynameischris]

god damn it...I heard a song on the radio earlier and now I can't find it....

 

[Elfforkusu]

People will probably look back on this thread as a mistake someday

That day is tomorrow.

Europe NFL-GAF could confirm if they were still awake.

god damn it...I heard a song on the radio earlier and now I can't find it....

My trick is to write down and/or remember a few lines of the lyrics. Obviously the success rate is not perfect because sometimes I get the lyrics wrong. And it doesn't work for instrumentals (but this part is fine because I don't think I have ever heard a good instrumental on the radio)

 

[bionic77]

You sound like a well done steak eater.

People sometimes come to my house and ask for me to make their steak well done.

I never listen. Only one person has ever complained and she was probably a bitch.

Since you are running for president let me ask you a tough question. Would you rather eat a well done steak or a salad (you might be unfamiliar wirh this dish so take your time researching it)?

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

People sometimes come to my house and ask for me to make their steak well done.

I never listen. Only one person has ever complained and she was probably a bitch.

Since you are running for president let me ask you a tough question. Would you rather eat a well done steak or a salad (you might be unfamiliar wirh this dish so take your time researching it)?

Any limits on the Salad (Types of Meat, Croutons, Dressing, Amount of Dressing)?

 

[chuckddd]

I don't know who the midget fighter is on the right, but on the left is Alejandro Villanueva. That's West Point graduate, Army Ranger, Bronze Star Medal winner, true American hero and starting left tackle for the Pittsburgh Steelers, Alejandro Villanueva.

 

[Fox318]

I don't know who the midget fighter is on the right, but on the left is Alejandro Villanueva. That's West Point graduate, Army Ranger, Bronze Star Medal winner, true American hero and starting left tackle for the Pittsburgh Steelers, Alejandro Villanueva.

That's Sage "I'm gonna tap from the side mount" Northcutt