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[Kastrioti]

WTF at losing to Chicago at all and the Redskins at home. On top of that you gave are Packers loss at home instead of at Lambeau. What in the actual FUCK

That's the thing we've won our last 6 games against the Bears. We're due one loss against them this year. They are a divisional opponent and all.

Week 5-7 are all home games and we should win all three but it was a toss up between the Rams and Redskins for some reason in my mind.

Either way doing a W-L chart this early is pretty meaningless but this Lions team should be a 12-4 ish, NFC North, Super Bowl contending team barring injuries to our QB.

And that's my Lions fanboyism aside. Look at our current roster and then factor in the 10 draft picks we have.

We're built to win and win now.

 

[RBH]

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Only 4 of those teams will make the playoffs anyway. SOS always seems meaningless to me

 

[Line_HTX]

OMG, the Texans and Bears twitter accounts PLS...

ROFL

 

[MRSA]

It's not week 2 yet. But fuck you RBH

 

[Kastrioti]

Pretty ridiculous the NFL only has two nationally televised games for the Lions and that's including our Thanksgiving game.

The last one will be a MNF game against the Cowboys which has been a fun rivalry.

The Lions can be an extremely fun team to watch especially when the offense is clicking like it did in our last two nationally televised games against the Eagles and Saints.

Plus the defense is stacked with Pro Bowl playmakers with Darius Slay, Ziggy Ansah, DeAndre Levy, Haloti Ngata and Glover Quin.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

The Lions can be an extremely fun team to watch

That MNF where they lost in the last few minutes to the Ravens technically, but actually lost entirely to Justin Tucker, was extremely fun. Agreed.

 

[VeryGooster]

That MNF where they lost in the last few minutes to the Ravens technically, but actually lost entirely to Justin Tucker, was extremely fun. Agreed.

Seattle Screwjob was kinda fun too.

 

[RBH]

Work ran late today, so I was unable to make it for the early screening for Captain America: Civil War tonight.

 

[Goro Majima]

Just turned on USA accidentally and WWE had some shirtless dude dancing next to a guy in a gimp costume also dancing with a black man looking confused.

This is what you guys like?

 

[Bread]

Good to have prime kas back, it's truly the offseason friends!

Just turned on USA accidentally and WWE had some shirtless dude dancing next to a guy in a gimp costume also dancing with a black man looking confused.

This is what you guys like?

Why'd you have to specify that he was black

 

[Grover Cleveland]

To be fair, the Saints/Bucs/Falcons SOS are skewed because they played a 15-1 team twice last year.

To not be fair, they also play that 15-1 team twice this year.

Also, have you decided to take me up on my proposal?

 

[BlackGhost]

Why'd you have to specify that he was black

 

[ActStriker]

Rich Eisen ‏@richeisen 27s28 seconds ago
Bye-week quirks: @colts refused the customary post-UK game bye. Wanted one later. Plus @Browns @Titans have Week 13 byes. Fantasy warning.

Kinda interested in how the Colts follow that up.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Work ran late today, so I was unable to make it for the early screening for Captain America: Civil War tonight.

So you're saying you lost the War

 

[Pepiope]

Pretty ridiculous the NFL only has two nationally televised games for the Lions and that's including our Thanksgiving game.

The last one will be a MNF game against the Cowboys which has been a fun rivalry.

The Lions can be an extremely fun team to watch especially when the offense is clicking like it did in our last two nationally televised games against the Eagles and Saints.

Plus the defense is stacked with Pro Bowl playmakers with Darius Slay, Ziggy Ansah, DeAndre Levy, Haloti Ngata and Glover Quin.

I wouldn't say the Lions were clicking against the Eagles. More like a DC putting a rookie to play man coverage on a HOF WR.

He's not on the roster this year though. Plus, our team hated Sanchize.

Bradford is ready for his MVP season.

 

[Goro Majima]

Good to have prime kas back, it's truly the offseason friends!


Why'd you have to specify that he was black

Because you know how Ice Cube gives that "wtf" look when playing as the "straight man" in comedy? It was like that.

BG pls

I know you miss ez but I'm not him

 

[Himynameischris]

Here's what I got:

DOLPHINS’ 2016 REGULAR SEASON SCHEDULE

Sunday, Sept. 11 - at Seattle - 4:05 p.m. - L
Sunday, Sept. 18 - at New England - 1 p.m. - L
Sunday, Sept. 25 – CLEVELAND - 1 p.m. - W
Thursday, Sept. 29 - at Cincinnati - 8:25 p.m. - W
Sunday, Oct. 9 - TENNESSEE - 1 p.m. - W
Sunday, Oct. 16 – PITTSBURGH - 1 p.m. - L
Sunday, Oct. 23 – BUFFALO - 1 p.m. - L
Sunday, Oct. 30 - BYE WEEK - L
Sunday, Nov. 6 - N.Y. JETS - 1 p.m. - L
Sunday, Nov. 13 - at San Diego - 4:05 p.m. - W
Sunday, Nov. 20 - at Los Angeles - 4:05 p.m. - L
Sunday, Nov. 27 - SAN FRANCISCO - 1 p.m. - W
Sunday, Dec. 4 - at Baltimore - 1 p.m. - L
Sunday, Dec. 11 – ARIZONA - 1 p.m. - L
Saturday, Dec. 17 - at N.Y. Jets - 8:25 p.m. - W
Saturday, Dec. 24 - at Buffalo - 1 p.m. - L
Sunday, Jan. 1 - NEW ENGLAND - 1 p.m. - W


7-9 and out of the playoffs by Week 11.

 

[RBH]

 

[cdyhybrid]

Only two 10am games. Thank Tebow.

 

[Slo]

You know that dude speaks exactly like Foghorn Leghorn.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Brian Dawkins had the Broncos going 10-5 on that ESPN special. I think it all depends on who's behind center.

 

[RBH]

Also, have you decided to take me up on my proposal?

Let me take a look to see what this proposal is all about!

Rando and or RBH

One of yall willing to...uh...award me a grant of about 270k of that fabulous doctor money you'll soon be making so I can buy a McLaren 650S?

I just saw one drive by and it made me feel...insecure about my station in life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HJxya0CWco

 

[Line_HTX]

Wienke should just turn on CNBC instead.

Spoiler

Kappa

 

[Striker]

Eh I'd rather open at 4pm than SNF again.

Fucking Cowboys, man.

The patch with MIN on MNF and GB on SNF in consecutive weeks, meh. Assholes. Rest doesn't look bad.

 

[BlackGhost]

BG pls

I know you miss ez but I'm not him

Browns Gaf Leader Ez

 

[Godslay]

Didn't realize this:

The Raiders have NEVER had a Sunday Night Football game on NBC in the regular season at home ... until they host the Broncos Nov. 6.

 

[Goro Majima]

I marathoned that show Ballers on HBO. It was pretty decent. Too much nudity for gatas though.

I tried that dudes Nashville Hot Chicken recently. It was really good!

Also don't ignore my post about wrestling. I directed it to you.

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Looks like I'm heading to Jerryworld on Nov 20 to see the Ravens

 

[RBH]

Just turned on USA accidentally and WWE had some shirtless dude dancing next to a guy in a gimp costume also dancing with a black man looking confused.

This is what you guys like?

Racist.

Reported.

Permaban incoming.

 

[Elfforkusu]

I see at least 16 wins on this schedule.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Let me take a look to see what this proposal is all about!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HJxya0CWco

You sure you don't want one of these

to be owned by me?

 

[RBH]

It's not week 2 yet. But fuck you RBH

Did you hear the joke that Derek Carr told his receivers?



It went over their heads

 

[MetalFearSolid]

Didn't realize this:

The Raiders have NEVER had a Sunday Night Football game on NBC in the regular season at home ... until they host the Broncos Nov. 6.

Bring on the Panthers!!

 

[Bread]

Because you know how Ice Cube gives that "wtf" look when playing as the "straight man" in comedy? It was like that.

Ah yes that classic black man wtf look!

 

[RBH]

So you're saying you lost the War

 

[chuckddd]

I feel bad for the Cards, Phins, Mechs and Bills. Having to face the wrath of Grapepolio is a fate worse than losing.

 

[RBH]

You sure you don't want one of these

to be owned by me?

You can have this car instead:

 

[RellyRell28]

Lions 2016-2017 Schedule:

Week 1: @ Colts - W
Week 2: Vs. Titans- W
Week 3: @ Packers - L
Week 4: @ Bears - W
Week 5: Vs. Eagles - W
Week 6: Vs. Rams - W
Week 7: Vs. Redskins - W
Week 8: @ Houston - L
Week 9: @Vikings- L
Week 10: Bye
Week 11: Vs. Jaguars W
Week 12: Vs. Vikings W
Week 13: @ Saints - L
Week 14: Vs Bears W
Week 15: @ Giants - L
Week 16: @ Cowboys - W
Week 17: Vs. Packers - W

My prediction 11-5 .

 

[Goro Majima]

Ah yes that classic black man wtf look!

Bead always trying to get me got by twisting my words into racism.

Bead pls.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

While I'm making proposals...

BlackGhost

In honor of Kimmy Schmidt returning tomorrow, I'm willing to grant you amnesty for rooting for Ghana that one time and roll back probably 45-55% of the terrible things I've said about Cleveland if you stop calling me Grovo. Whatdaya say? Friends?



Well bump you too then RBH. I know my brother Randall will come through. If nothing else, Uncle Bionic will give me a loan, no problem.

 

[Line_HTX]

You sure you don't want one of these

to be owned by me?

Mmm, looks beautiful.

 

[Elfforkusu]

Schedule for Packers-GAF:

Week 1 - at JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS, Sunday, Sept. 11
Week 2 - at MINNESOTA VIKINGS, Sunday, Sept. 18, 7:30 p.m. (NBC)
Week 3 - DETROIT LIONS, Sunday, Sept. 25, noon
Week 4 - BYE WEEK
Week 5 - NEW YORK GIANTS, Sunday, Oct. 9, 7:30 p.m.
Week 6 - DALLAS COWBOYS, Sunday, Oct. 16, 3:25 p.m.
Week 7 - CHICAGO BEARS, Thursday, Oct. 20, 7:30 p.m. (CBS/NFL Network)
Week 8 - at ATLANTA FALCONS, Sunday, Oct. 30, noon.
Week 9 - INDIANAPOLIS COLTS, Sunday, Nov. 6, 3:25 p.m.
Week 10 - at TENNESSEE TITANS, Sunday, Nov. 13, noon.
Week 11 - at WASHINGTON REDSKINS, Sunday Nov. 20, 7:30 p.m.
Week 12 - at PHILADELPHIA EAGLES, Monday, Nov. 28, 7:30 p.m. (ESPN)
Week 13 - HOUSTON TEXANS, Sunday, Dec. 4, noon
Week 14 - SEATTLE SEAHAWKS, Sunday, Dec. 11, 3:25 p.m.
Week 15 - at CHICAGO BEARS, Sunday, Dec. 18, noon
Week 16 - MINNESOTA VIKINGS, Saturday, Dec. 24, noon
Week 17 - at DETROIT LIONS, Sunday, Jan. 1, noon

Early bye sucks, but at least the Thursday game is early. Three in a row on the road is always rough too, luckily none of those teams inspire much fear. Really, very few teams on the schedule inspire anything beyond laughter...

Seattle is a good week 14 test, and they get to come to Lambeau again! So that's nice.

 

[BlackGhost]

While I'm making proposals...

BlackGhost

In honor of Kimmy Schmidt returning tomorrow, I'm willing to grant you amnesty for rooting for Ghana that one time and roll back probably 45-55% of the terrible things I've said about Cleveland if you stop calling me Grovo. Whatdaya say? Friends?

Damn, stop calling you Grovo? I really gotta think about this ...

... Can I still use variations like Grovoimus Prime? Groku? And so on?.....

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I also want to stop being called gata

 

[Dega]

5 night games huh

 

[MRSA]

Did you hear the joke that Derek Carr told his receivers?



It went over their heads

I'm gonna need versed for that one.

 

[Goro Majima]

I also want to stop being called gata

Gata you so crazy

:jnc

 

[Fox318]

I also want to stop being called gata

ok al

 

[Himynameischris]

I also want to stop being called gata

You got it gator