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NFL 2017 Offseason thread |OT2| - I Mean Look What Our Teams Did For Us!

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Ninja Scooter

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bionic77 said:
Nah they coming back for Father's Day. Her family is all together for a few so she took a quick trip but will be back tomorrow.

Cmon man. JCB lifestyle brings thems to you! It's the BG lifestyle that makes they want to leave...
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Hypothetically, if your wife face you an ultimatum, that it's either her or the Switch, how does it go down?
 
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bionic77

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Ninja Scooter said:
Hypothetically, if your wife face you an ultimatum, that it's either her or the Switch, how does it go down?
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That would never go down in my household.

And it's a dumb hypothetical. Factually and scientifically speaking switches bring us together. You haven't experienced the lifestyle yet so I will excuse your ignorance this time.

Also how the hell do you singles live alone? This shit sucks. Start JCBing and find somebody!
 
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8 X 11 Printer Paper

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bionic77 said:
That would never go down in my household.

And it's a dumb hypothetical. Factually and scientifically speaking switches bring us together. You haven't experienced the lifestyle yet so I will excuse your ignorance this time.

Also how the hell do you singles live alone? This shit sucks. Start JCBing and find somebody!
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Okay how about this: You are dangling over a cliffs edge, in your left hand is Magic Johnson and in your right is your wife who also has your switch on her body. You only have enough strength to pull up one of them; at the bottom of the cliff is a pack of wild gata's that have been DNA spliced with Brady and Trump. Your wife has a 0% chance of surviving the fall + the pack, Magic has a 1.5% chance of surviving this. Who do you save?
 
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bionic77

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8 X 11 Printer Paper said:
Okay how about this: You are dangling over a cliffs edge, in your left hand is Magic Johnson and in your right is your wife who also has your switch on her body. You only have enough strength to pull up one of them; at the bottom of the cliff is a pack of wild gata's that have been DNA spliced with Brady and Trump. Your wife has a 0% chance of surviving the fall + the pack, Magic has a 1.5% chance of surviving this. Who do you save?
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You are a sick person.
 
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Bread

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8 X 11 Printer Paper said:
Okay how about this: You are dangling over a cliffs edge, in your left hand is Magic Johnson and in your right is your wife who also has your switch on her body. You only have enough strength to pull up one of them; at the bottom of the cliff is a pack of wild gata's that have been DNA spliced with Brady and Trump. Your wife has a 0% chance of surviving the fall + the pack, Magic has a 1.5% chance of surviving this. Who do you save?
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8 X 11 Printer Paper

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bionic77 said:
You are a sick person.
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I'm just trying to prepare you for the future! Trump and Brady are narcissistic enough to believe the world needs more of them; and Gata is willing to give his body to science for his idol Brady. 5 years from now the country will be overrun by this hybrid, while on your journey for survival with your wife and your Switch you'll meet Magic and become BFFs. You'll have to choose one of them, and leave the other to a horrible fate that can't be described, a fate worse then being BG!
 
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Himynameischris

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I'm debating if I should camp out August 20th so I can take some cool pictures of the Eclipse...we aren't getting a total eclipse down here tho, don't know if it's worth it.

Mindlog said:
For "free" on the PS4 though.
Star Trek Online.

I straight up killed a T-Rex that had anti-proton beams strapped to its back.
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I thought about downloading it on PS4 but I'm already a level 15 lieutenant on PC...


I haven't seen any T-Rex yet tho..
 
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Elfforkusu

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8 X 11 Printer Paper said:
I'm just trying to prepare you for the future! Trump and Brady are narcissistic enough to believe the world needs more of them; and Gata is willing to give his body to science for his idol Brady. 5 years from now the country will be overrun by this hybrid, while on your journey for survival with your wife and your Switch you'll meet Magic and become BFFs. You'll have to choose one of them, and leave the other to a horrible fate that can't be described, a fate worse then being BG!
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Trick question, Bionic is going to be so ripped after he finishes playing ARMS that he'll be able to pull them both up at once (one arm apiece)
 
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RBH

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Largest video board in the world in action at Mercedes Benz Stadium:

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DeaconKnowledge

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8 X 11 Printer Paper said:
Okay how about this: You are dangling over a cliffs edge, in your left hand is Magic Johnson and in your right is your wife who also has your switch on her body. You only have enough strength to pull up one of them; at the bottom of the cliff is a pack of wild gata's that have been DNA spliced with Brady and Trump. Your wife has a 0% chance of surviving the fall + the pack, Magic has a 1.5% chance of surviving this. Who do you save?
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Drop Magic - he'll sprout wings and fly to safely. I mean he cured HIV, he doesn't bow to your silly "percentages".
 
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RBH

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ATLANTA -- Falcons owner Arthur Blank honored both Michael Vick and Roddy White in a ceremony Monday and said the team will consider retiring their jerseys.

Neither player signed a one-day contract to retire as Falcons. During the event, Blank was asked about the possibility of both players having their jerseys retired and being inducted into the team's Ring of Honor.

"We have a process that we have to go through with that, and certainly, given their records as Falcons players and their careers, they would certainly be considered for that," Blank said.

According to the team, six players have had their jerseys retired: No. 10 Steve Bartkowski, No. 31 William Andrews, No. 57 Jeff Van Note, No. 58 Jesse Tuggle, No. 60 Tommy Nobis and No. 78 Mike Kenn. All six are in the team's nine-member Ring of Honor.

White, a four-time Pro Bowler and the franchise's all-time leading receiver with 10,083 receiving yards and 63 touchdowns on 808 catches, was grateful for Monday's ceremony but also wants to see his No. 84 jersey retired.

"Yes, I care if I get my jersey hanging up," White told ESPN. "Yes, I do want that. At this point, I'm the franchise's all-time leading receiver. And I probably played one of the longest tenures as a Falcon. I've been pretty successful. Deep down in my heart, I would love that. I want it all. Yes, I want my jersey retired. The Ring of Honor, I think that goes along with it.

"I think I'm a good candidate for it. Hopefully it goes my way. If it doesn't, I won't be mad. I know Bartkowski has his number retired because when I first got here, I tried to get the No. 10. They told me it was retired, so I couldn't get it."

Vick, who spent his first six NFL seasons with the Falcons, was the first and only quarterback to surpass 1,000 rushing yards in a season in league history. His time with the Falcons came to an abrupt end when he was sentenced to 23 months in prison for running a dogfighting operation. Vick was asked if he cares about having his No. 7 jersey retired or being inducted into the Ring of Honor.

"This is what means the most to me right now: I can forever say I'm retired as an Atlanta Falcon," Vick said of Monday's ceremony. "Whatever comes along with it, comes along with it. I'd be more than glad to fulfill any obligation that I'm asked to fulfill or be anywhere that I'm asked to be. But right now, I'm happy ... I'm happy."

Former Falcons center Todd McClure, who introduced Vick on Monday, referred to him as the "King of Atlanta" and said Vick changed the culture. He spoke up on behalf of both players regarding jersey retirement.

"I'm not the one who makes the decision, but both of those guys deserve to be hanging in those rafters," McClure said. "If I were to ask you with this franchise who do you think of, you'd think about this guy right here, Michael Vick. You think about Roddy White. Those are guys that impacted this city and impacted this organization. And I think they should be hanging in the rafters."

Vick and White, joined by a host of family members during the ceremony, both expressed a fondness for Blank for his support throughout the years.

White was introduced by former teammate and fellow receiver Brian Finneran, who broke into tears while describing what White meant to the franchise.
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The city's reaction to Michael Vick was a sight to see from the day he got drafted. He single-handedly accomplished the task of converting so many people in Atlanta into Falcons fans for the first time in their lives, and the fan support just continued to take off from there up to now. Pretty incredible for me to think about considering how much of an afterthought the Falcons were for almost their entire existence prior to 1998.
 
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Spinluck

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I can't believe we are getting two masterpieces from Nintendo in one year on a launch console.

I can finally give up on the Colts and be happy.
 
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bionic77

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Spinluck said:
I can't believe we are getting two masterpieces from Nintendo in one year on a launch console.

I can finally give up on the Colts and be happy.
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It's even more amazing that me and several others predicted the JCB revolution months ago, long before the console released.
 
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Tall4Life

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Spinluck said:
I can't believe we are getting two masterpieces from Nintendo in one year on a launch console.

I can finally give up on the Colts and be happy.
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And you can finally be a part of the Pats bandwagon and join the rest of the JCBs in our love for the New England Patriots
 
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bionic77

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Tall4Life said:
And you can finally be a part of the Pats bandwagon and join the rest of the JCBs in our love for the New England Patriots
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Don't you be slandering the JCBs.

We more about living and loving on the rooftops.

But we will throw hands and slap the stupid out of someone when required.

The Pats helped ruin this country. The JCBs are about taking it back!
 
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Tall4Life

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bionic77 said:
Don't you be slandering the JCBs.

We more about living and loving on the rooftops.

But we will throw hands and slap the stupid out of someone when required.

The Pats helped ruin this country. The JCBs are about taking it back!
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But I own a Switch with the greatest game of all time too!
 
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