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[Ninja Scooter]

Okay how about this: You are dangling over a cliffs edge, in your left hand is Magic Johnson and in your right is your wife who also has your switch on her body. You only have enough strength to pull up one of them; at the bottom of the cliff is a pack of wild gata's that have been DNA spliced with Brady and Trump. Your wife has a 0% chance of surviving the fall + the pack, Magic has a 1.5% chance of surviving this. Who do you save?

Trick question. Magic is the strongest man on the planet (He beat HIV, afterall). He would pull himself up with one arm and Bionic's wife (and Switch) up with the other.

 

[Pepiope]

Michael Vick is an eagle. He was both a better person and player in Philly.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I've learned that horses rip really loud farts.

 

[cdyhybrid]

I've learned that horses rip really loud farts.

Dutch pls

 

[Dega]

I've learned that horses rip really loud farts.

What you been up to....

 

[Greg]

Dutch pls

.

 

[Sanjuro]

Hell yeah drink it straight. But to enjoy the entire rooftop parties I'll add some coke.

Fireball, screw that!!!

During my exciting visit to Applebee's yesterday, I noticed they had a Fireball infused burger. I threw up in my mouth.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

What you been up to....

That's what you're into

 

[BigAT]

I've learned that horses rip really loud farts.

Mr. Hands over here.

Google this joke to get the punchline!

 

[Spinluck]

It's even more amazing that me and several others predicted the JCB revolution months ago, long before the console released.

Nintendoingit! :')

Now to get Trump out of the White House...

And you can finally be a part of the Pats bandwagon and join the rest of the JCBs in our love for the New England Patriots

My moral standing is too high to join the Pats, I have too much to live for.

 

[effzee]

Vick is a changed man. He should also retire as an Eagle.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I was just at the stables with bae, walked by a horse and it let one rip. Just nature bros.

 

[Sanjuro]

Vick is a changed man. He should also retire as an Eagle.

He learned to love his reptiles.

 

[Fantomex]

So my son is going to a big birthday party in the park. And he tells me, birthday kid wanted him to ask me if we can bring Mario Kart since he doesn't have it yet so they can play. Instinctively I'm like, stupid kids, you need a console to play it it's not portable. Where are they gonna get a tv and plug it in at the park. And then it hits me, of course they can play it at the park because the SWITCH can go anywhere. I totally forgot for a second. Sometimes we take this JCB a lifestyle for granted.

 

[bionic77]

So my son is going to a big birthday party in the park. And he tells me, birthday kid wanted him to ask me if we can bring Mario Kart since he doesn't have it yet so they can play. Instinctively I'm like, stupid kids, you need a console to play it it's not portable. Where are they gonna get a tv and plug it in at the park. And then it hits me, of course they can play it at the park because the SWITCH can go anywhere. I totally forgot for a second. Sometimes we take this JCB a lifestyle for granted.

Your son is ahead of the game.

 

[Himynameischris]

Go to the park to play video games....the downfall of society continues

 

[Striker]

Vick is a changed man. He should also retire as an Eagle.

Should retire as a Steeler. Get mad at signing a dog killer but be okay with a rapist.

 

[Man God]

During my exciting visit to Applebee's yesterday, I noticed they had a Fireball infused burger. I threw up in my mouth.

Fireball Pizza though...

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Hell yeah drink it straight. But to enjoy the entire rooftop parties I'll add some coke.

Fireball, screw that!!!

Fireball is literally the most basic drink of all-time.

You might as well just announce that you're secretly a white girl named Ally if you drink that for fun.


EDIT:Obviously no offense to any white girls named Ally who may or may not read this thread.

 

[RBH]

I was just at the stables with bae, walked by a horse and it let one rip. Just nature bros.

Surprise twist

Dutch's bae is the horse that ripped one

 

[Bread]

Surprise twist

Dutch's bae is the horse that ripped one

Omg

 

[jbug617]

Fuck

Saskatchewan Roughriders' QB Vince Young tore his hamstring in training camp and has been waived, per his agent @leighsteinberg.

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

Fuck

This is Mech's fault somehow.

 

[Greg]

Surprise twist

:jnc

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

So my son is going to a big birthday party in the park. And he tells me, birthday kid wanted him to ask me if we can bring Mario Kart since he doesn't have it yet so they can play. Instinctively I'm like, stupid kids, you need a console to play it it's not portable. Where are they gonna get a tv and plug it in at the park. And then it hits me, of course they can play it at the park because the SWITCH can go anywhere. I totally forgot for a second. Sometimes we take this JCB a lifestyle for granted.

You have a kid?!

 

[Goro Majima]

I bought some lady deodorant because it does smell better

Sometimes GAF has good ideas

 

[Dega]

I bought some lady deodorant because it does smell better

Sometimes GAF has good ideas

Does the smell remind you of your anime girl there?

 

[JABEE]

I long for the days when "whodunit" shows actually told you "whodunit."

Making A Murderer and the Keepers are annoying.

 

[cdyhybrid]

I bought some lady deodorant because it does smell better

Sometimes GAF has good ideas

 

[WesternHeretic]

Seahawks 11-1 to win SB. I'm tempted.

 

[Mindlog]

Whomever decided Father's Day and by association Mother's Day would be on a Sunday was either an ungrateful child or an asshole.

If you can still find the Bucs at anything close to '25-1' to win the SB then pound it. That shit is on lock. This is our year. Quote me on that.

 

[bionic77]

I bought some lady deodorant because it does smell better

Sometimes GAF has good ideas

Next up eliminating soap, shampoo and toothpaste.

Don't do this shit halfway. Go full beast mode.

 

[Goro Majima]

Does the smell remind you of your anime girl there?

Next up eliminating soap, shampoo and toothpaste.

Don't do this shit halfway. Go full beast mode.

Listen

Sometimes a dude doesn't want to smell like wood chips and pine cones. Ain't nothing wrong with that

And bionic let's be for real - if I was going full GAF I'd claim that I don't need deodorant. I think we can all agree that beggars shouldn't be choosers and that somebody wearing any kind of deodorant is a positive thing.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Philly trading up to #1 to take Fultz.

What a time.

 

[Pepiope]

Philly trading up to #1 to take Fultz.

What a time.

We're doing it!

 

[sf2fanatic]

Fireball is literally the most basic drink of all-time.

You might as well just announce that you're secretly a white girl named Ally if you drink that for fun.


EDIT:Obviously no offense to any white girls named Ally who may or may not read this thread.

👌 coming from a Michelob ultra light drinker.

Spoiler

j/k grova. I lol'd at your post

 

[Himynameischris]

So...who's coming over for beer?

 

[JABEE]

Philadelphia is doing it in every sport except baseball.

Markelle Fultz

Nolan Patrick

Carson Wentz

 

[sf2fanatic]

So...who's coming over for beer?

Already drank a 12 pack today. Legit shooked by this weather

 

[Himynameischris]

Already drank a 12 pack today. Legit shooked by this weather

Yeah I mean I know its June so it's expected but before this week it had been so nice

Philadelphia is doing it in every sport except baseball.

Markelle Fultz

Nolan Patrick

Carson Wentz

Well good thing baseball is barely a game let alone a sport

 

[JABEE]

Yeah I mean I know its June so it's expected but before this week it had been so nice



Well good thing baseball is barely a game let alone a sport

The Phils will be back!

 

[Sanjuro]

Sonic again!

 

[sf2fanatic]

Damn someone wants to eliminate Star Wars music in that music thread. I had to be nice and let it go.. 😠

 

[Sanjuro]

New car's AC is not working. 😡

Spending father's day watching Jumanji at the dealer.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Happy Father's Day to all the dads in NFL-GAF!

No dance gif

 

[Slo]

Congrats on the sex, gentlemen.

 

[Dega]

New car's AC is not working. 😡

Spending father's day watching Jumanji at the dealer.

Order some pizza

 

[msdstc]

I long for the days when "whodunit" shows actually told you "whodunit."

Making A Murderer and the Keepers are annoying.

Idk, I felt MaM was pretty clear on whodunit. Also watch the thin blue line.

 

[bionic77]

Listen

Sometimes a dude doesn't want to smell like wood chips and pine cones. Ain't nothing wrong with that

And bionic let's be for real - if I was going full GAF I'd claim that I don't need deodorant. I think we can all agree that beggars shouldn't be choosers and that somebody wearing any kind of deodorant is a positive thing.

Even though it is strong enough for a man, remember that it is made for women.

Those commercials don't lie (probably).

 

[Tall4Life]

Happy Father's Day you olds.