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2. Dolphins
28-3. Falcons
4. 49ers
5. Seahawks
6. Jets
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NFL 2017 Training Camp/Preseason |OT| - If you don't like it, you should have made it
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2. Dolphins
28-3. Falcons
4. 49ers
5. Seahawks
6. Jets
7. Bengals
8-8. Browns
Our Texans will make the playoffs
Tom Nook
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God this is going to be such a shit show lol
Watch Forte retire before the season starts just to make sure we have absolutely NOTHING left on offense.
Fantastic
We can take Trey Adams yessssss
I am out of the NFL.
Not my problem.
$2,000 for a purse? Hey honey lets go out on a date?
That is not something i would say and I wish my wife was buying $2,000 purses!
As to how I would ask someone out. You can't me to explain my bullshit method of selling and persuading people to do what I want them to do. But I will divulge that it is a very effective!
For proof do a count to see how many of us have Switches and compare that to the reactions (incorrect and uneducated is how I would describe them) after the January reveal. If I can get you cheap fuckers to buy a Switch and join the JCB movement do you really doubt I wouldn't be able to get some Starbucks barista to go out on a date?
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You guys ever start a madden franchise in fantasy draft mode and make sure you have the shittiest roster possible?
That's what the jets are doing right now
That's what the jets are doing right now
Is he a qb? You guys could use one :/
We already have a QB. He's an OT.
I completely forgot about Austin Davis! Go get your OT so you can keep him upright
Training camp, where every 3rd stringer is having a break-out year and your team is superbowl bound.
I think every tweet from training camp should mention who else was on the field at the time. Its great that my 3rd option CB got an interception vs. Brees and Michael Thomas, not so great if he got it vs. our 5th option WR and 3rd string QB. Or a DE might be looking great because he is going against a guaranteed starter LT who is just trying not to get injured.
I want to get hyped by the Saints, but I just know most of this is bullshit. That being said, here is what the Saints universe believes is good.
1. Breaux and Lattimore are not impressing, but some of the CBs lower on the depth chart are stepping up.
2. Kamara, 3rd round RB in the vein of Sproles, is looking good. I actually believe this one.
3. With Armstead out maybe for the whole season, 1st rd pick Ramczyk is filling in adequately at LT.
4. 4th on the depth chart receiver Coleman is this years camp beast.
5. Pass rush not looking all that good.
6. Brees still got it.
I think every tweet from training camp should mention who else was on the field at the time. Its great that my 3rd option CB got an interception vs. Brees and Michael Thomas, not so great if he got it vs. our 5th option WR and 3rd string QB. Or a DE might be looking great because he is going against a guaranteed starter LT who is just trying not to get injured.
I want to get hyped by the Saints, but I just know most of this is bullshit. That being said, here is what the Saints universe believes is good.
1. Breaux and Lattimore are not impressing, but some of the CBs lower on the depth chart are stepping up.
2. Kamara, 3rd round RB in the vein of Sproles, is looking good. I actually believe this one.
3. With Armstead out maybe for the whole season, 1st rd pick Ramczyk is filling in adequately at LT.
4. 4th on the depth chart receiver Coleman is this years camp beast.
5. Pass rush not looking all that good.
6. Brees still got it.
Himynameischris
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So my diabetic cat Janus took a turn for the worse this morning...might be time to put him down....
what a god awful last few days.
what a god awful last few days.
Who?I completely forgot about Austin Davis! Go get your OT so you can keep him upright
I'm talking about Kam.
Mackenzie 92
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damn that sucks man.
my wife adopted a stray cat recently. took him to the vet and turns out he has aids and they recommended putting him down. we declined and he's been doing great and has gained a ton of weight.
The only good QB with that first name plays for my Seahawks. What a blessing.sorry chris
kam newton! of course, how could i forget.
Himynameischris
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sorry chris
Thanks friend,
My moms cat got aids (from fighting with other cats) and he lived quite a bit longer so I'm glad you guys decided against putting him down. Sometimes vets get lazy or just look for the quick way out when it comes to strays.
Sorry man, that sucks.
VenomousCoffee
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Sorry man.
That's good, we have Sidney Jones recovering and Rasul Douglas developing so we should be good in the long run. This year is just gonna suck though
9ers won't be in the top 5?
Sorry friend
rokkerkory
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Cowboys will lose the division to the Giants if zeke is out first 2-4 games
They play the AFCS. They would be in my next 5
That sucks man.
Jags notwithstanding the AFC South teams all at least look average and should beat the 9ers. If anything I'd say that's more reason to put them in the Top 5. I'd swap them out for the Chargers assuming half their team doesn't die again (their rookies may never see the field though)
No way. I would put money on the Jets having a worse record than the Browns. The Brown are winning that game at home vs the Jets so there's a game advantage (really 2 with the tie breaker) right there.
Nah cuz he's gonna be like 'Fuck that I'm staying in school another year'
Alligatorjandro
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They'll mess around and win games they shouldn't
Just dont think the Niners will be that bad. The Chargers have already started losing people for the season and their first round WR season is already in doubt.
The Colts will be a mess because I am still far from convinced Luck's shoulder is anywhere near ready
But the Jets could very easily have the pick next year too!
Yeah I guess they did bring in a bunch of talent. Basically comes down to how much of an instant impact Foster, Thomas, and Witherspoon can have. If Foster can stay healthy I can see the defense improving, Thomas I'm less sure of. On the offense they did bring in a lot of weapons, but with Hoyer and Barkley throwing to them I'm not sure it means much. They could be in that 6-10 range though.
And yeah, Colts without Luck are pretty bottom tier
Well at least he tried to get out!
Nemesis121
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Giants oline still shit, unless they improved, the division still the Cowboys to lose...
Himynameischris
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Alligatorjandro
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Brandin Cooks is gonna ball out this season
lol did she at least say yes?
Ladies and Gentlemen - Trump's America.
Sorry to hear that. Are you going to cremate? My buddy is a millionaire because he opened that type of business. I would have never would have thunk it.
My co-worker called me a kook because I ordered fried chicken but barely at the any of the skin.
Himynameischris
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Yeah I am, they offer mobile service to put him down at my apartment and take him for cremation. I have no doubt, the pet service industry in general is probably a good business idea. A friend of mine makes a living just doing pet sitting.
DeaconKnowledge
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Aww. Why couldn't Wilfork have had his retirement cookout in Houston instead of Asterisks headquarters.
I wanna eat ribs with Wilfork.
I wanna eat ribs with Wilfork.
Dutch Gronk
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Of course not, league is too racist.
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