NFL 2012 Predictions -
In order of predicted finish, * denotes wildcard and I will make a snide coaching prediction for each division.
AFC EAST - Pats, Bills*, Jets, Dolphins - 3 head coaches will deserve to be fired, none will be.
AFC NORTH - Steelers, Ravens*, Bengals, Browns - Harbro v.1 will ascend to a higher plane after looking into Mr. Epps' shiny sunglasses.
AFC SOUTH - Texans, Colts, Titans, Jags - Kubiak will extend his Texans' career by 8 years for making the playoffs an amazing twice in a row.
AFC WEST - Chargers, Broncos, Chefs, Raiders - Peyton Manning will be the defacto Broncos head coach by week 4.
NFC EAST - Eagles, Los Gigantes*, Cowboys, Redskins - Shanahan will finally be denounced as the fraud he is.
NFC NORTH - Packers, Bears*, Lions, Vikings - Schwartz will have to be carted from the field when Suh accidentally shakes his hand while losing his balance.
NFC SOUTH - Falcons, Saints, Panthers, Yucs - Fearing for his carreer after the Saints start 7-0, Sean Payton secretly gives away his schemes to Schiano. Schiano promptly faints from squiggly line overload.
NFC WEST - Seachickens, 49ers, Cardinals, Rams - At this time next year, 3, possibly 4, teams in this division will have ex-Pac-10 head coaches.
SB - Steelers 38, Russelin's 10