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[Crazymoogle]

Hard times until the draft, hard times

 

[NawidA]

you're right. stop talkin about freeman, and let's move on to the raiders trading 25 first round picks for carson palmer

And we still have a better chance at a championship than the Bengals.

 

[snesfreak]

It will never get old. Learn to accept it!

 

[Zeke]

So this just cements nflgaf as best gaf. Hope he sticks around as much as possible during the season

 

[LJ11]

[/IMG]

nuff said.

 

[snesfreak]

So this just cements nflgaf as best gaf. Hope he sticks around as much as possible during the season

I hope he posts at half-time during the Bucs game, when we're up 42-3.

Spoiler

Or down...

 

[Fox318]

 

[Goro Majima]

you're right. stop talkin about freeman, and let's move on to the raiders trading 25 first round picks for carson palmer

And let's face it, making fun of Freeman was just a substitute for all the lost material about JaWalrus.

 

[BannedEpisode]

I hope the Vikes trade down tomorrow.

 

[methodman]

niner fan

Nameless was also a niner fan. I miss that guy

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Kinda surprised that none of the Viking fans have asked how AP is doing wrt recovery.

 

[WanderingWind]

Wait, is Tabris the dude that introduced himself as a Dolphins/Jets fan, or something to that extent? Who was that dude?

He's a "Manning" fan. He like the Colts/Giants/Saints

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

niner fan

Nameless was also a niner fan. I miss that guy

yeah, not sure what became of nameless. one day he'll be back.... one day!

 

[RBH]

Time has little effect upon jokes that weren't very funny to begin with. Shit, Jeff Faine said Freeman eats Taco Bell five times a week. That's not an anecdote you use as an ongoing joke - there's not a lot of material to run with there.

The Freeman jokes actually started before we even knew about that article. And yes, it still works so deal with it.

 

[BannedEpisode]

The freeman jokes are funny because the guy is fat and there is truth to his taco addiction.

 

[Zeke]

Wait, is Tabris the dude that introduced himself as a Dolphins/Jets fan, or something to that extent? Who was that dude?

He's the ex colt fan now broncos fan also a giant fan

 

[Bowser]

wtf, why is jakncoke underneath the Steelers?!

 

[DMczaf]

The freeman jokes are funny because the guy is fat and there is truth to his taco addiction.

But he's not fat. You guys are now as topical as Jay Leno.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Wait, is Tabris the dude that introduced himself as a Dolphins/Jets fan, or something to that extent? Who was that dude?

Tabris is ... well, he's Tabris. He ballwashes both Mannings, so he's an NYG fan and a former Colt now Bronco fan.

I think he was also a fan of 6 or 14 other teams provided they were winning.

He has likely hanged himself since the Canucks were ousted in round 1 of the playoffs.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

We hear he's doing swimmingly from every source, and we have no reason to doubt his work ethic.

Regardless of what you heard, we have an inside source!

Edit: Fuck, double post. This thread slowed down. Do you think if Patrick Willis joined GAF that FMT wouldn't ask him right off the bat how firm Harby's handshake is?

 

[AnnHog]

I hope the Vikes trade down tomorrow.

Me too. I hope the Claiborne talk is just a smoke screen to trade down.

 

[BannedEpisode]

But he's not fat. You guys are now as topical as Jay Leno.

He'll fall off the wagon going through a taco bell drive through and stay there.

 

[Goro Majima]

If the Vikings get a deal like the Browns got last year, I think you absolutely trade down.

 

[Cagey]

We hear he's doing swimmingly from every source, and we have no reason to doubt his work ethic.


Banned, I'd like to trade down, too. But it looks less and less likely.

and in regards to Freeman, we've had Jared Lorenzen, JaMarcus Russell, and Daunte Culpepper post-knees. Freeman's body fat percentage isn't exactly historical by QB standards.

I miss the short-yardage specialist QB. The one time in 2007 when he faked the 3rd and Inches Fatboy Dive and heaved the ball 40 yards downfield (the WR was 35 yards downfield) was spectacular.

He's still living the dream too: fat as fuck, playing Arena League 19 ball.

 

[Fox318]

Wait, is Tabris the dude that introduced himself as a Dolphins/Jets fan, or something to that extent? Who was that dude?

Please put me under NY Giants and Denver Broncos, or have a category called Mannings and put my name under it. Put me under Baltimore Ravens but in italics.

.

 

[RBH]

But he's not fat. You guys are now as topical as Jay Leno.

Now that hurts.

 

[JABEE]

Basically yeah. Unless you've been a part of special teams, it's hard to understand everything that goes into it, and unfortunately the announcers/talking heads don't show any inclination to want to learn. Every time a kick is returned for a touchdown it's gotta be the kicker/punter's fault; granted sometimes it is our fault, but sometimes it isn't.

Desean Jackson Punt Return for a TD?

 

[Spectral Glider]

Wait, so Kluwe has joined the circus? He has to post some during the draft.

 

[Smokey]

Regardless of what you heard, we have an inside source!

Edit: Fuck, double post. This thread slowed down. Do you think if Patrick Willis joined GAF that FMT wouldn't ask him right off the bat how firm Harby's handshake is?

He'd probably ask if he could meet him in a stall somewhere.

 

[AnnHog]

If the Vikings get a deal like the Browns got last year, I think you absolutely trade down.

Absolutely. The Vikings have a crap ton of holes to fill.

 

[ChrisWarcraft]

Why is there that godawful picture of me peering over the edge of the thread line like some demented clown?

I INSIST YOU REPLACE IT WITH SOMETHING SUITABLY MORE EPIC.

Like this.

Just smirking and being all pedobear in ur thread.

 

[BannedEpisode]

I'd be happy with Kalil at 3, but if we trade down within the top 12 I'd like to go after Floyd.

Played him once in highschool. Cretin DH had some bullshit good players, it wasn't even fair.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Absolutely. The Vikings have a crap ton of holes to fill.

But not punter!

 

[NihonTiger90]

Wait, so Kluwe has joined the circus? He has to post some during the draft.

He apparently has. Well, at least whenever he's on GAF.

 

[DMczaf]

Ladies, do not accept free drinks from this man.

 

[ChrisWarcraft]

Desean Jackson Punt Return for a TD?

That was mainly Dodge's fault. It was a terrible kick. His coverage didn't help him out a whole lot, but yeah, it was pretty awful.

 

[JABEE]

That was mainly Dodge's fault. It was a terrible kick. His coverage didn't help him out a whole lot, but yeah, it was pretty awful.

Other than yourself, who are some of the punters in the league that you admire? unrelated, What do you think of Chas Henry?

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Just smirking and being all pedobear in ur thread.

You're going to end up with your mug on top of pedobear's body.

 

[ChrisWarcraft]

You're going to end up with your mug on top of pedobear's body.

Make it so.

@JABEE Scifres, Feagles (before he retired), Brad Maynard; those are probably the top 3 I look up to.

 

[Cagey]

That was mainly Dodge's fault. It was a terrible kick. His coverage didn't help him out a whole lot, but yeah, it was pretty awful.

Makes me remember the dissertation-length defenses or rationalizations of Dodge's kick that I read last year, for fuck's sake people were out of their minds with that...

 

[Black Mamba]

Chris Kluwe - what are your thoughts on punting on 4th and 1 at midfield and it's like only the 2nd quarter?

And how do most of your teammates feel about it?

Also, if you like the NBA, come into our thread.

 

[Spectral Glider]

Better question, Chris, have you ever raged towel dispensers with this guy?

 

[BannedEpisode]

Well I'm pooped. Happy draft day everyone.

Cool to "meet" Kluwe! I'm going to go pass out.

 

[mr2xxx]

Combine that with this and we have buddy comedy/horror movie of epic proportions.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Also, if you like the NBA, come into our thread.

Get yer own professional sports people!

 

[ChrisWarcraft]

Makes me remember the dissertation-length defenses or rationalizations of Dodge's kick that I read last year, for fuck's sake people were out of their minds with that...

I didn't agree with Coughlin publicly bitching him out like that, because it's a lot harder to kick the ball out of bounds (while still getting decent yardage) than people realize, but Dodge definitely didn't hit a good ball. You've got to at least give your guys a chance in that situation.

@Black Mamba I do my job whenever they tell me to do it, and that's about all I can control. Coaching decisions I leave to the coaches.

 

[mr2xxx]

Chris Kluwe - what are your thoughts on punting on 4th and 1 at midfield and it's like only the 2nd quarter?

And how do most of your teammates feel about it?

Also, if you like the NBA, come into our thread.

Get your own pro!

 

[Black Mamba]

Chris Kluwe - any good rookie hazing stories? or pranks at all you can share?

Thanks for the previous answer. I understand.

 

[Spectral Glider]

Makes me remember the dissertation-length defenses or rationalizations of Dodge's kick that I read last year, for fuck's sake people were out of their minds with that...

Some of that was almost as fun as the kick return.

 

[RBH]

I wish the NFL went back to the 2-day format for the draft instead of drawing it out for three days.

I liked waking up on Saturday morning to tune in for the first day.