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[Nakazato]

Even their cheerleaders are criminals!

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...sted-accused-of-sex-with-high-school-student/

yelp

 

[LJ11]

Eh, it is not exactly a glowing endorsement.

"Overall, I did not necessarily see the kind of improvement over time I would have liked. In the final analysis, Tannehill is a better prospect than Christian Ponder was a year ago. Tannehill possesses the skill set to be a quality NFL starter. At this point, he would be best in a quick-rhythm, short-to-intermediate passing game that featured play-action and boot-action passes. One thing we know for certain: He likely will be drafted higher than his body of work suggests he should be."

"Better than Christian Ponder" is not all that impressive.

Word, the NFL has a load of quality NFL starters.

He's already projected as a quality starter with 19 games under his belt. What will happen when he gets more reps? Not to mention the shit heap at the receiver position, over 60 drops last season alone.

 

[tmdorsey]

Even their cheerleaders are criminals!

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...sted-accused-of-sex-with-high-school-student/

Nice. Pics?

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

Even their cheerleaders are criminals!

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...sted-accused-of-sex-with-high-school-student/

Nice.

Nice. Pics?

 

[tmdorsey]

A high school kid? These kids these days don't know how good they have it!.

 

[Futurevoid]

A high school kid? These kids these days don't know how good they have it!.

Truth.

If that was my teacher she could feel free to "sexually abuse" me and lure me with whatever mechanical devices she'd like. No charges being pressed here.

 

[SonnyBoy]

SMH... I would have had so much extra credit.

 

[Godslay]

Went to the OT, looked at World's 50 Most Dangerous Cities thread and found out that:

21 New Orleans, USA

The most dangerous city in the U.S., even worse than Detroit. Jared Allen wasn't far off about it being like a third world country.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Why would a woman like that want a high school kid.

 

[Talon]

After reading EvilLore's post, the movement of threads makes a lot more sense. It's a big problem in Gaming where there are basically 6 threads that take over the front page when a big release like Halo, Gears, Uncharted, and/or something niche like Journey or those creepy Japanese puzzle games come out.

Same thing with OT to some degree when the Sports thread sit stickied, and the rest of the threads are a mix of PoliGAF, weirdo-GAF, Apple-GAF, Android-GAF, and an occasional [animal] snuck into my [area of home]/morons don't understand medicine thread.

This seems like a decent compromise.

 

[Slo]

Why would a woman like that want a high school kid.

That's the part I don't get.

 

[Talon]

Because only ugly people can be child abusers. Clearly.

 

[cajunator]

Granted I've never been to Milwaukee, but doesn't it have a high population of minorities?

Edit: http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/states/55/5553000.html Yeah it does.

LOL@Green Bay: http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/states/55/5531000.html White white white white white white white white black white white white white white white

Interesting comparing it to my city/state. Lafayette, Louisiana

http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/states/22/2240735.html

And here I threw in New Orleans as well.

http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/states/22/2255000.html

 

[TheLegendary]

Why would a woman like that want a high school kid.

Some women (just like men, mods) are extremely insecure.

 

[Slo]

Because only ugly people can be child abusers. Clearly.

I guess I'm making the leap that the kid was post puberty and therefore basically an adult. My point was why would you chose some shit head zit face over ANYONE YOU CHOOSE?

 

[Xeke]

Some women (just like men, mods) are extremely insecure.

I wish she had been insecure with me...

 

[chuckddd]

 

[TheLegendary]

I wish she had been insecure with me...

Yes.

 

[yacobod]

Because only ugly people can be child abusers. Clearly.

do you honestly believe that?

if you polled all heterosexual males 15-18 in high school, they would be on board with it.

 

[Xeke]

do you honestly believe that?

if you polled all heterosexual males 15-18 in high school, they would be on board with it.

Yeah I hate this stuff. Sleeping with at 15 year old is VASTLY different than sleeping with an 8 year old.

 

[chuckddd]

Yeah I hate this stuff. Sleeping with at 15 year old is VASTLY different than sleeping with an 8 year old.

FREE MARK SANCHEZ!

 

[Goro Majima]

do you honestly believe that?

if you polled all heterosexual males 15-18 in high school, they would be on board with it.

It's a double standard and that's just the way it is.

People need to....

Deal with it

 

[Slo]

do you honestly believe that?

if you polled all heterosexual males 15-18 in high school, they would be on board with it.

How old is Tim Tebow?

 

[Greg]

Truth.

If that was my teacher she could feel free to "sexually abuse" me and lure me with whatever mechanical devices she'd like. No charges being pressed here.

I laughed out loud at this.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

FREE MARK SANCHEZ!

RELEASE HIM!

 

[Talon]

do you honestly believe that?

if you polled all heterosexual males 15-18 in high school, they would be on board with it.

It doesn't matter. It's an abuse of the teacher-pupil relationship.

Honestly, yes, I've seen it both ways in academic settings - college-aged kids that worked with High Schools in coaching capacities. And, yeah, it's fucked up and emotionally damaging. The problem is that it doesn't just end at "let's fuck." It changes the behavioral dynamic entirely, especially when one person is in a position of authority.

TL;DR - It's not about the boning; it's about the abuse of authority.

 

[eznark]

It doesn't matter. It's an abuse of the teacher-pupil relationship.

Honestly, yes, I've seen it both ways in academic settings - college-aged kids that worked with High Schools in coaching capacities. And, yeah, it's fucked up and emotionally damaging. The problem is that it doesn't just end at "let's fuck." It changes the behavioral dynamic entirely, especially when one person is in a position of authority.

TL;DR - It's not about the boning; it's about the abuse of authority.

You're such a buzzkill, no wonder teachers don't want to fuck you.

 

[Talon]

You're such a buzzkill, no wonder teachers don't want to fuck you.

I bring Facts, holmes.

 

[Slo]

Somebody post the image already and let's be done with this.

 

[Talon]

Of course, the weirdest situation was when the 20-something coach slept with a student since she was 15, and then they eloped and ran off together and supposedly are happily married somewhere in the midwest.

Did I mention the teacher was married and had a child prior to the elopement?

Spoiler

I await the Woody Allen/Morgan Freeman jokes

 

[Alligatorjandro]

When one of those teachers get pregnant Im gonna laugh.

 

[Talon]

When one of those teachers get pregnant Im gonna laugh.

It'll be like that awkward time in class when everyone realized that John's [hot] mom was only 15 years older than him.

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

It doesn't matter. It's an abuse of the teacher-pupil relationship.

Honestly, yes, I've seen it both ways in academic settings - college-aged kids that worked with High Schools in coaching capacities. And, yeah, it's fucked up and emotionally damaging. The problem is that it doesn't just end at "let's fuck." It changes the behavioral dynamic entirely, especially when one person is in a position of authority.

TL;DR - It's not about the boning; it's about the abuse of authority.

For this post I banish you to pony gaf for a week.

 

[Nightz]

I guess that teacher wanted some virgin boy eggs.

 

[Fox318]

http://www.theonion.com/video/after-1-week-in-new-york-tim-tebow-already-a-gay-h,27787/

That was quick.

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

http://www.theonion.com/video/after-1-week-in-new-york-tim-tebow-already-a-gay-h,27787/

That was quick.

Those headlines on the bottom of the screen are hilarious.

 

[Talon]

For this post I banish you to pony gaf for a week.

My balls quiver in fear.

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

My balls quiver in fear.

With that post I'm surprised there's anything to quiver.

HEY MODS THIS IS A JOKE

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

This is now our theme song. Learn the lyrics.

 

[Slo]

This is now our theme song. Learn the lyrics.

I expected Buckethead and Eznark to look a lot different.

 

[eznark]

This is now our theme song. Learn the lyrics.

 

[Buckethead]

Suddenly I'm drowning in poon.

It's a curse, really.

 

[eznark]

Suddenly I'm drowning in poon.

It's a curse, really.

Craig Christ effect

 

[cashman]

This is now our theme song. Learn the lyrics.

perfect

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

Suddenly I'm drowning in poon.

It's a curse, really.

The waves of a 300lb girl don't count.

 

[darkside31337]

This is now our theme song. Learn the lyrics.

This theme song is definitely Hitokage approved. Good stuff.

 

[Slo]

Gophers are #70! Face, Badgers! How'd it feel having to watch us on TV from home?

 

[eznark]

Gophers are #70! Face, Badgers! How'd it feel having to watch us on TV from home?

No one knows what this means.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

We need some football news.In the past day we talked a about sleep,kids,and teachers having sex with kids.

 

[Slo]

Gophers lost the NIT.