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[RBH]

Maria Menounos is my fave.

 

[MacAttack]

Still bitter.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

The first positive thing about the Giants winning for me: Maria Menounos, Pats fan, lost a bet.

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Thank you Eli.

 

[Doomsayer]

Such a shame that people in the US are so poor that they can't even feed themselves. That woman needs some food badly.

Spoiler

So would. Just sayin'

Not all women can pull off the 'Sconi look.

 

[eznark]

ZERO SUPER BOWL WINS SINCE SPYGATE

FRAUD ORGANIZATION

 

[Slo]

Such a shame that people in the US are so poor that they can't even feed themselves. That woman needs some food badly.

Too easy.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

The first positive thing about the Giants winning for me: Maria Menounos, Pats fan, lost a bet.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

ZERO SUPER BOWL WINS SINCE SPYGATE

FRAUD ORGANIZATION

racist

 

[WedgeX]

Off-season? Yeessssss the Lions traditional time to shine!

 

[Slo]

Off-season? Yeessssss the Lions traditional time to shine!

You're going to have to trade up to draft Blackmon.

 

[goldsoundz]

This sucks so much. The month and a half following the NFL season is the shittiest time of the year; we get trashketball for nearly two full months. NBA is the shittiest shit I've ever seen, and anyone who watches it can go fuck themselves.

Come on, April 1st.

 

[eznark]

To go away from the obvious which is the nonexistent pass rush, safety is going to be a priority as well if Collins can't come back. That's going to suck. Lots of people think Woodson will move back, but I really think "linebacker" (something close to the LOS in the middle of the field like he does now; whatever title you want to give it) is a better non-corner position for him to play because that;s where he excels.

Think LeRoy Butler. Woodson is going to be a fucking Godly SS.

 

[friskykillface]

What do we do now guys?

Ocho watch man, hes coming back with 2 receptions next super bowl B^)



bleh still :/ but heh



lol at those pics of GRONK and light partying, glad to see it didn't crush their souls, get them next season GRONK

 

[eznark]

I don't see why people hate Kraft either but I wouldn't worry. A completely classless asshole Jets fan isn't something to aspire to anyway.

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Who's going to be this years Eagles? Tons of offseason moves, tons of hype, then....

 

[Dragon]

ZERO SUPER BOWL WINS SINCE SPYGATE

FRAUD ORGANIZATION

Blah blah blah. Get a new schtick already.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Patriot and Packer fans have something in common:they've never beaten ELi Manning in the playoffs.

That makes us like bros.

 

[eznark]

Who's going to be this years Eagles? Tons of offseason moves, tons of hype, then....

 

[Hartt951]

Definitely looking forward to this off-season after last year. Most painful months of my life. It's already bad enough not having football, it was horrible not having any off-season activity going on.

Now that the CBA and everything is done for a very long time I'm hoping for a very exciting and eventful off-season throughout the league. And to AJ Smith: please sign Robert Mathis in FA, please not draft like a fucking idiot, and please for the love of God sign VJ long-term. Kthxbye.

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Definitely can see this. Vikings too.

 

[eznark]

Definitely can see this. Vikings too.

Nah, they'll be going to opposite direction. Clearing out contracts in anticipation of adding a ton of guys for either a new stadium or a new city. Vikings are non-factors for a couple years.

 

[Major_Lazer]

Yep Miami will be big in their LFL recruiting.

 

[Fox318]

Who's going to be this years Eagles? Tons of offseason moves, tons of hype, then....

Seahawks

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Definitely looking forward to this off-season after last year. Most painful months of my life. It's already bad enough not having football, it was horrible not having any off-season activity going on.

Now that the CBA and everything is done for a very long time I'm hoping for a very exciting and eventful off-season throughout the league. And to AJ Smith: please sign Robert Mathis in FA, please not draft like a fucking idiot, and please for the love of God sign VJ long-term. Kthxbye.

vjax is coming to the niners so.... yeah

 

[Slo]

Definitely can see this. Vikings too.

I can't think of a single position where the Vikings don't need help. Maybe TE. We won't draft a QB of course, but Ponder's ceiling seems pretty low. If we're going to get hype in Free Agency, we'd need ALL of the free agents. All of them.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I can't think of a single position where the Vikings don't need help. Maybe TE. We won't draft a QB of course, but Ponder's ceiling seems pretty low.

Minnesota doesn't deserve Jared Allen.

 

[eznark]

I can't think of a single position where the Vikings don't need help. Maybe TE. We won't draft a QB of course, but Ponder's ceiling seems pretty low. If we're going to get hype in Free Agency, we'd need ALL of the free agents. All of them.

You don't really want that. You need a couple good draft years. Rebuild mode slo, that's how championships are made.....oh yeah, sorry. Enjoy old ass free agents.

 

[Slo]

You don't really want that. You need a couple good draft years. Rebuild mode slo, that's how championships are made.....oh yeah, sorry.

Hey thanks man, I totally....oh. Fuck you ez.

Minnesota doesn't deserve Jared Allen.

Gotta start to wonder what we could get for him. The fanbase would go nuts, but fuck them. All I ever hear are assholes complaining about the proposed stadium.

 

[Fox318]

I can't think of a single position where the Vikings don't need help. Maybe TE. We won't draft a QB of course, but Ponder's ceiling seems pretty low. If we're going to get hype in Free Agency, we'd need ALL of the free agents. All of them.

Joe Webb future.

 

[brentech]

Hey thanks man, I totally....oh. Fuck you ez.



Gotta start to wonder what we could get for him. The fanbase would go nuts, but fuck them. All I ever hear are assholes complaining about the proposed stadium.

Just blew my own mind finding out he was born in 82. Holy shit, thought he was a good older. They should try to move him.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Hey thanks man, I totally....oh. Fuck you ez.



Gotta start to wonder what we could get for him. The fanbase would go nuts, but fuck them. All I ever hear are assholes complaining about the proposed stadium.

a 1st round pick

 

[Slo]

Joe Webb is Tebow/Kordell/Brady. Sometimes he'll do something that gives you hope, but most of the time he's throwing behind wide open receivers and having sexual identity issues.

 

[eznark]

Hey thanks man, I totally....oh. Fuck you ez.

What's his contract situation like? Fuck you too, friend-o.

Joe Webb is Tebow/Kordell/Brady. Sometimes he'll do something that gives you hope, but most of the time he's throwing behind wide open receivers and having sexual identity issues.

BFF!

 

[Slo]

Not sure, I think he's still playing on his deal from when we traded for him. Let me check.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Joe Webb is Tebow/Kordell/Brady. Sometimes he'll do something that gives you hope, but most of the time he's throwing behind wide open receivers and having sexual identity issues.

I was gonna throw in Ocho and a 1st for Allen but nope.

 

[Slo]

$14M in 2012, $16M in 2013, then UFA.

 

[eznark]

$14M in 2012, $16M in 2013, then UFA.

Allen for HoFinley. Then we could have the real dream team, the HoFuManChu dream team!

 

[Tabris]

When Eli wishes upon a star
Makes no difference who he plays
Anything his heart desires
Will come to him

If his heart is in his dream
No request is too extreme
When Eli wishes upon a star
As dreamers do

Fate is kind
She brings to Eli
The sweet fulfilment of
His secret longing

Like a bolt out of the blue
Fate steps in and sees him through
When Eli wishes upon a star
His dreams come true

 

[bluemax]

Seahawks off season plan:

1. Dump Trufant
2. Improve pass rush
3. Decide what to do at QB
4. Decide what to do with Beast Mode
5. Find some way to prevent the entire offensive line from dying next season

Seahawks

I don't see it. We're still pretty much playing for 2nd in the West but there aren't a lot of spots where the Seahawks are going to make changes this off season.

QB? Probably need to do something here.
RB? Depends upon what happens with Lynch, probably need a young speedy back up though.
WR? Aside from maybe cutting BMW or trading Tate I think they're staying put here.
TE? Carlson is gone, but Zach Miller, Cameron Morrah and Anthony McCoy is sufficient enough.
OL? Maybe lock up Unger, or bring in another veteran guard.
DL? Lots to be done here but probably gonna be through the draft.
LB? Could use someone better than LeRoy Hill IMO.
CB? They seem happy with Browner, Sherman and Thurmond. Trufant is almost certainly gone.
S? ET and Chancellor aren't going anywhere.

 

[eznark]

SUH IS GOING TO CRASH THE CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE SAVE ELI!!!!!

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

We'll give you Flacco and a first rounder for Allen and Ponder.

Spoiler

Football people seem to think Flacco is good. Not football fans. We know

 

[WanderingWind]

Buffalo to pull an Atlanta in 2013. Book it.

 

[Tamanon]

Buffalo to pull an Atlanta in 2013. Book it.

Trade away their entire draft for a receiver who chokes in the spotlight?

 

[brentech]

SUH IS GOING TO CRASH THE CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE SAVE ELI!!!!!

Lol, at first glance I considered this as well.

 

[Slo]

You're both racist.

 

[WanderingWind]

Trade away their entire draft for a receiver who chokes in the spotlight?

And! Lose in the first round of the playoffs.

 

[talisayNon]

I don't see why people hate Kraft either but I wouldn't worry. A completely classless asshole Jets fan isn't something to aspire to anyway.

hey, when George Steinbrenner was a complete fucking vegetable we got him one. too bad the classless pats couldn't do the same for myra.

 

[Spectral Glider]

SUH IS GOING TO CRASH THE CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE SAVE ELI!!!!!

Chrysler should've had Suh narrate a commercial instead of Eastwood.

 

[jman2050]

Kolb will rise from the ashes and do for Arizona what Warner could not.

 

[Lion Heart]

OK finally home and here are my thoughts on a bunch-a-shit in random order.

Were you holding a sign that said Wellington on it?