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FloydtheFathead
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AFC
North Pittsburgh.. Unfortunately.. Unless someone else feels the need to get caught with some drugs or not taking their drug tests which would make life a little better for the rest of America.
South Jaguars.. I believe Paper and Gata.. You should too. You're getting Fowler back and Jack.. I think that will turn the defense. And then eventually Ramsey.
East The Fighting Trumps. I have little to no faith in the rest of the division even with Brady being out.
West: The Broncos.. Tough call between them and the Raidas.. But the defense still has enough to win them games even with concerns on at QB
Wild Card
Raidas. The offense is good enough to carry the team and there is enough talent for the defense to not fuck it up with Khalil Mack and company.
Bungles: Enough talent there still to make it I think over other teams and then for them to choke in the playoffs.
NFC
North: Packers: Jordy will be back and I won't bet against Aaron
South: Panthers.. Outside of the fighting DMs.. They can win this in their sleep
East: Racists (someone has to win it) Cowboys are relying on Tony not dying and in the likely event he does (sorry Chris) are going to be where they were last year.
West: Seahawks.. Russell is love, Russell is life.
Wild Card:
Vikings
Cardinals
North Pittsburgh.. Unfortunately.. Unless someone else feels the need to get caught with some drugs or not taking their drug tests which would make life a little better for the rest of America.
South Jaguars.. I believe Paper and Gata.. You should too. You're getting Fowler back and Jack.. I think that will turn the defense. And then eventually Ramsey.
East The Fighting Trumps. I have little to no faith in the rest of the division even with Brady being out.
West: The Broncos.. Tough call between them and the Raidas.. But the defense still has enough to win them games even with concerns on at QB
Wild Card
Raidas. The offense is good enough to carry the team and there is enough talent for the defense to not fuck it up with Khalil Mack and company.
Bungles: Enough talent there still to make it I think over other teams and then for them to choke in the playoffs.
NFC
North: Packers: Jordy will be back and I won't bet against Aaron
South: Panthers.. Outside of the fighting DMs.. They can win this in their sleep
East: Racists (someone has to win it) Cowboys are relying on Tony not dying and in the likely event he does (sorry Chris) are going to be where they were last year.
West: Seahawks.. Russell is love, Russell is life.
Wild Card:
Vikings
Cardinals
I'm hoping that first number goes a little lower
I liked watching him in college. I'm glad he isn't there this year...
we probably will lose against the Sooners anyway 
Mackenzie 92
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8 X 11 Printer Paper
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AFC
North: Steelers: Assuming Big Ben doesn't get charged for rape or hurts himself badly.
East: Cheaters/Trumpers: Even with the four game suspension its not enough for any of the other teams in the division to do shit.
South: Jags: Someone has to win this division 8-8, why not the Jags.....
West: Raiders: The underdog team to watch out for this year, should be scary team for most to face.
WC1: Ravens: They always seem to bounce back after a bad year.
WC2: Broncos: I see them struggling a bit here and there this season, but will still make this slot thanks to their D.
NFC
North: Packers: Munn will leave Aaron after week 4, leading to a 12 game win streak.
East: Giants: Someone has to win this.....right?
South: Panthers: While I don't expect an amazing record this time around, the team is should still make this slot.
West: Seahawks: Trust in Miracle Water.
WC1: Cardinals: Generally strong team.
WC2: Bucs: Will win via their Kicker and Winston not going to jail for rape.
North: Steelers: Assuming Big Ben doesn't get charged for rape or hurts himself badly.
East: Cheaters/Trumpers: Even with the four game suspension its not enough for any of the other teams in the division to do shit.
South: Jags: Someone has to win this division 8-8, why not the Jags.....
West: Raiders: The underdog team to watch out for this year, should be scary team for most to face.
WC1: Ravens: They always seem to bounce back after a bad year.
WC2: Broncos: I see them struggling a bit here and there this season, but will still make this slot thanks to their D.
NFC
North: Packers: Munn will leave Aaron after week 4, leading to a 12 game win streak.
East: Giants: Someone has to win this.....right?
South: Panthers: While I don't expect an amazing record this time around, the team is should still make this slot.
West: Seahawks: Trust in Miracle Water.
WC1: Cardinals: Generally strong team.
WC2: Bucs: Will win via their Kicker and Winston not going to jail for rape.
FloydtheFathead
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Reggie has done a good job and doesn't get enough credit.
I fell for it last year Chris.. I'm not falling for it again.
Himynameischris
Member
Hey Darkest, sKLa and I fall for it every year and I've been a supporter of the Browns all off-season! I still believe in RG3!! This will not be forgotten Floyd...
Edit: I see you too Paper....
Edit 2: must I remind you all that the pats lost in the AFCC in part because of Miamis effort during game 17? I mean is that not enough to earn your trust!?!
Alligatorjandro
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This years super bowl winning team gets the prize* of: keeping floydthefathead
*all prizes are randomly computer generated
*all prizes are randomly computer generated
FloydtheFathead
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Paper.. I see you believing in the Jags.. I see you
Also.. You all helped stop the pats in your small way.. But that also has to do with Bill sandbagging it that game.. I don't think he's going to make that mistake again.
Thank you for supporting us.. I want the Dolphins to be good.. But I can't get behind them.. If anyone can take the division from the Trumps.. It's the Jets.
Also.. You all helped stop the pats in your small way.. But that also has to do with Bill sandbagging it that game.. I don't think he's going to make that mistake again.
The Browns are stuck with me Gata.. It's okay.
An article about how terrible my Bucs are but no mention of Austin Sefarian Jenkins. Gutter trash.
Mackenzie 92
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It's happening
Alligatorjandro
Banned
He'll be a good Patriot
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Go Patriots
go puts
Alligatorjandro
Banned
I don't think Jimmy will be heading there anytime soon.
ActStriker
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Patriots, Steelers, Texans, Raiders / Broncos, Chiefs
Washington, Packers, Panthers, Seahawks / Cardinals, Vikings
Washington, Packers, Panthers, Seahawks / Cardinals, Vikings
Until someone with hits us with the right offer i.e. draft picks...
Steelers have a new qb!
Here's a transcript of how the convo went:
Hames "with the shits" Jarrison: I'm taking your number and playing QB
Big Ben: It is an honor to have you wear my number and take snaps under center.
FloydtheFathead
Member
How much is anyone going to pay for McCown?
If English is really your second language, a lot of things would make more sense.
Alligatorjandro
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FloydtheFathead
Member
Do the women at the office smell your lack of funds DM and back off?
The women get turned on by my Steam game library, hater.
Ninja Scooter
Member
Turns out you can't take a girl out on a date on BreadCoin.
That $19.99 coulda bought some lucky lady a surf-n-turf from Applebees.
FloydtheFathead
Member
Do you show them how far gaming has come on your laptop?
DM will have to settle for KFC instead of going to Popeye's.
If that day ever comes, I'll kill myself
explains the Breadstream profits. Gata wouldn't put up with this.
FloydtheFathead
Member
Tebow wouldn't approve
Good question.. Where are the quarterly profits reports DM? Did you spend the profits on crab legs and Popeye's?
Alligatorjandro
Banned
dm takes his dates to little caesers
It's the Cowboys we are talking about here and they need a solid backup for Tony.
I'm thinking a 4th round pick to start with it going up to a third round selection this year if McCown takes 40 percent of the snaps. The Browns are holding out for multiple picks... for Josh McCown.
FloydtheFathead
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....
Gata was right about DM being a creep..
Maybe a 3rd I can see.. But more than that seems nuts. Stephen will not let Jerruh pay more than that for Josh McCown.
Himynameischris
Member
Got some refuge grapefruit IPA and a Sam Adams New World, let's get this party started!
FloydtheFathead
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On a Thursday? Are you trying to become Grova?
BlackGhost
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On the Mccown thing, the Browns won't trade him unless the offer is substantial. They have no reason to trade (and aren't actively looking). A good back up is useful as Cowboy fans know. It's also not like the Browns are desperate to get picks at the moment, they already will have double digit picks in 2017. So no reason to just give away Mccown. Nothing will probably happen.....
unless the Cowboys over pay
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