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NFL Offseason 2016 |OT4| - XTREME FANS ONLY - WOOOO TRAINING CAMP

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jmood88

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XiaNaphryz said:
https://twitter.com/HerbMcDerb/status/761227482561409024



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Lmao
 
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bionic77

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Does anyone still use eBay?

Occasionally I do try it but shit is never cheap and the stuff I want that you can't buy in stores (le ChronoTrigger shit for my office) they don't even have it. I might be wrong but I feel like no one uses eBay anymore except a select few weirdos who sell their beads and other shit on it for the small market of people who buy that crap.
 
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Himynameischris

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bionic77 said:
Does anyone still use eBay?

Occasionally I do try it but shit is never cheap and the stuff I want that you can't buy in stores (le ChronoTrigger shit for my office) they don't even have it. I might be wrong but I feel like no one uses eBay anymore except a select few weirdos who sell their beads and other shit on it for the small market of people who buy that crap.
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I sold some stuff on their recently but I haven't bought anything in a while, everything I need is on Amazon.
 
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Sweeney Tom

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http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-tampa-bay-buccaneers-1784819402 *waves at DM :)

In 2012 I purchased a LeGarrette Blount jersey. In 2013 I purchased a Darrelle Revis jersey. I obviously have good taste because they both have Super Bowl rings now, with a different team.
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3. DID WE SERIOUSLY USE A SECOND ROUND PICK ON A KICKER?!

4. DID WE TRADE AWAY A PICK TO DRAFT THAT KICKER?
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We blew Lovie out of here (rightfully) after two piss-awful seasons and hired a guy who looks like a grown-up version of Doug from the Nickelodeon show.

The hockey team is insanely more popular than the freaking NFL team. THE HOCKEY TEAM IN FLORIDA.
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With 9-10 major holes still on the roster, we just spent a high 3rd rounder and a 4th rounder to move up to the 2nd round and take a kicker. The front office’s logic? That extra fourth rounder was acquired by moving down a couple spots in the first round, and therefore doesn’t really count. So we’re now using the same logic as casino losers.

This was like having $300 to spend on your house and instead of getting your broken air conditioner or TV repaired, you opted for some really bitchin’ Halloween decorations.
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The 2016 Atlantic hurricane season is technically supposed to end on November 30, 2016. I would counter that it will indefinitely continue as long as the new mouth of the south Miko Grimes has access to social media so she can make anti-Semitic remarks about her husband’s (Brent Grimes) former employers in Miami, not realizing that Tampa’s owner are also Jewish, and her eventual turn on the Bucs once we slip back into the damning mediocrity (or worse) we’ve had for the past ten plus years. Over/under on how long the rapist comments start coming Jameis’ way from Hurricane Miko?
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I don’t think any of our players got MRSA from the training facility this offseason, so there’s an improvement.
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BigAT

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wienke said:
That lady measures Bourbon like I measure cake.

"I only had like one piece!"
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Her cocktail videos made me laugh until I cried. Her pours on every drink being so far off, the way she smashed ice for no reason, her ability to turn a mojito into a shitty mint salad. It was great.
 
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tmdorsey

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bionic77

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Bowser said:
Time to start participating in these threads again...prelim thoughts (not in seed order)

AFC: PIT, NE, OAK, IND; WC: CIN, SD
NFC: CAR, GB, NYG, SEA; WC: ARI, MIN
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Don't know about your AFC wild cards. I think this is the year the Bungles finally collapse and go back to being horrible all of the time, instead of just being horrible against good teams, at night and in the playoffs.

I also doubt that 2 teams come out of the west but maybe I am just ignorant on San Diegos team.

I am also terrified of the Steelers being preseason contenders. I think if we are clicking we can beat anyone but we need a good seed and most importantly injury luck.
 
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Bread

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BigAT said:
Her cocktail videos made me laugh until I cried. Her pours on every drink being so far off, the way she smashed ice for no reason, her ability to turn a mojito into a shitty mint salad. It was great.
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I don't understand why she's making the videos, were they her idea? Did someone just need a pretty girl and forget that bartending isn't just a skill that everyone is born with? It's so confusing.
 
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BigAT

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Bread said:
I don't understand why she's making the videos, were they her idea? Did someone just need a pretty girl and forget that bartending isn't just a skill that everyone is born with? It's so confusing.
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My theory was that some guy was producing the videos and chose her to star in them as a desperate attempt to bang her. She certainly didn't get the role based on her talent.
 
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Bowser

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Himynameischris said:
I would like to change my picks to the Vikings and Falcons for the NFC North/South.
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

bionic77 said:
Don't know about your AFC wild cards. I think this is the year the Bungles finally collapse and go back to being horrible all of the time, instead of just being horrible against good teams, at night and in the playoffs.

I also doubt that 2 teams come out of the west but maybe I am just ignorant on San Diegos team.

I am also terrified of the Steelers being preseason contenders. I think if we are clicking we can beat anyone but we need a good seed and most importantly injury luck.
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I have no reason to trust any team in the AFC East and I think the Bengals are still better than the Ravens. SD is sort of a splash pick / revert to mean team. In general, after PIT and NE, feel like the AFC is wide open.
 
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Bread

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BigAT said:
My theory was that some guy was producing the videos and chose her to star in them as a desperate attempt to bang her. She certainly didn't get the role based on her talent.
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I'd like to see more "How To" videos made with hot girls with no experience, could be a profitable series.
 
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bionic77

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Bowser said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯



I have no reason to trust any team in the AFC East and I think the Bengals are still better than the Ravens. SD is sort of a splash pick / revert to mean team. In general, after PIT and NE, feel like the AFC is wide open.
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Predicting the AFC outside of the East and South in the AFC is not like predicting what Gata got on his report card (usually its at the lower range of the scale). And this year not even the Pats are a lock to win the East.

Shit is rarely the way we expect it to be the preseason. There are some exception with shit divisions where a team like the Pats or Packers gets a red carpet to the playoffs every year, but otherwise it is a fools errand to try and predict all of the playoff participants. Injuries and chance make football too crazy to pick or bet on.
 
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Hindl

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I'd probably put the Chiefs to win the AFCW personally. If Denver takes a step back I don't see why they wouldn't take it, certainly over SD and Oakland
 
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yankeehater

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I just spent an hour on the phone with DirecTV and I got the Sunday ticket for free next year. I am so happy. Can't wait to see the Eagles go 5-11.
 
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jmood88

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Predictions are dumb, so I'm just saying that the Saints will win the NFC South because I'm a homer and predictions are dumb. Whatever happens with the rest of the league doesn't matter to me.
 
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