Texans coach Bill O'Brien sat Johnson down last Thursday and delivered some, um, interesting news.
O'Brien told Johnson, the franchise's most accomplished offensive player, a man who has averaged 84 receptions per season, including a team-high 85 last year, that the Texans anticipated he would catch around 40 passes next season.
"I just laughed," Johnson told the Chronicle on Monday night. "They gave me my role, and I just laughed at them.
"How do you tell a guy who is used to catching 80 balls a year that he was going to catch 40?"
That's a good question. But don't tip your waitresses yet. The stand-up routine was hardly over.
O'Brien told Johnson he wasn't even likely to be a starter next season, definitely not for all of the games.
Johnson didn't laugh out loud this time. Maybe that wasn't a punch line but an abracadabra.
Because keeping Johnson on next year's team and finding a way for him not to start would be a magnificent trick, considering that behind Johnson and DeAndre Hopkins, the Texans had arguably the worst pass-catching wideouts in the NFL last season.