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[MechDX]

Johnny Fuckin Football aka:McLovin

 

[BlackGhost]

Johnny Fuckin Football aka:McLovin

Emmitt Smith Mock draft
http://walterfootball.com/draft2014emmitt.php

Houston Texans: Johnny Football, QB, Texas A&M
Johnny Football almost destination to play football, don't he? When he was borned, his parents chose the first name Johnny for him, and then they also chose the last name Football for him as well. Now call me craziness, but if you a guy who have the last name Football, you bound to play football when you become grown man. Or grown woman - I do not want to be label sexism.

Johnny Football was highschool star and then he go to the college of Texas A&M. If you not from Texas and do not understand what A&M mean, it mean America and Mexico. This because Texas A&M in America, but he also next to the big city of Mexico.

Texas A&M very special school. He have something call the 12 Man. This because only 12 men only allow to go to Texas A&M college at one single moment. But there 53 player on the football team, so the math do not add up. In fact, I take a calculator and substracks 12 from 53, and I get -41. Do this mean there negative-41 student at the Texas A&M?

 

[cdyhybrid]

 

[BlackGhost]

MoneyZiel gonna make it rain on you bitches.

 

[MechDX]

MoneyZiel gonna make it rain on you bitches.

House that Johnny built! Now pay the man!

BG we are kindered spirits. While fans of other teams can celebrate their Super Bowels, MVP candidates, records, etc...we get to discuss McLovin!

 

[JABEE]

Jesus was booed today by Boston fans. Why am I not surprised?

I never want to hear you New England fans give us shit about booing Santa Claus in the 60s. Our fans are different now. Boston fans are a bunch of heretics.

http://deadspin.com/jesus-showed-up-at-todays-red-wings-bruins-game-1565364166

 

[Lee Chaolan]

MoneyZiel gonna make it rain on you bitches.

oooooooo.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Johnny Cleveland sounds like some low level punk from a Batman comic book.

 

[Buckethead]

Spoiler

He's actually the highest level punk.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

guys

Japanese video games.

 

[Narag]

Mara is worse.

 

[Buckethead]

Ey it's been two weeks.
Where my turtles at?

Bucs!

:jnc

15 yard penalty

 

[Konka]

guys

Japanese video games.

 

[brentech]

Did you guys see those pics of Scar Jo?

Very not impressed. Looks better in clothes.

 

[Buckethead]

Very not impressed. Looks better in clothes.

sharp-knees.jpg

Spoiler

Love youuuuuuhhhh

 

[Bread]

Jesus was booed today by Boston fans. Why am I not surprised?

I never want to hear you New England fans give us shit about booing Santa Claus in the 60s. Our fans are different now. Boston fans are a bunch of heretics.

http://deadspin.com/jesus-showed-up-at-todays-red-wings-bruins-game-1565364166

bahaha that's awesome

 

[brentech]

sharp-knees.jpg

Spoiler

Love youuuuuuhhhh

lol. But seriously, I'm not complaining about some weird thing like that. I just thought she'd look a lot better. She seems a lot more attractive in something.

 

[ActStriker]

Jesus was booed today by Boston fans. Why am I not surprised?

I never want to hear you New England fans give us shit about booing Santa Claus in the 60s. Our fans are different now. Boston fans are a bunch of heretics.

http://deadspin.com/jesus-showed-up-at-todays-red-wings-bruins-game-1565364166

We cheered him fuck you. He was the fan of the game.

 

[cdyhybrid]

I'd still drag my dick through a mile of broken glass to hear ScarJo fart through a walkie talkie. Fuck you guys.

 

[BlackGhost]

16 days !

 

[Himynameischris]

These 3 dudes are sitting at burger king playing D&D....they have the mats out and everything lol

 

[Narag]

These 3 dudes are sitting at burger king playing D&D....they have the mats out and everything lol

can't say this shit without a discreetly taken photo

 

[BannedEpisode]

Was hanging out with my little sister and her friends this weekend.

 

[Himynameischris]

One sec...

 

[Eleuin]

One sec...

lmao

 

[DMczaf]

Was hanging out with my little sister and her friends this weekend.

That was me last night at a friend's 21st bday party. I'm gettin too old for this shit.

 

[Himynameischris]

Here you go

 

[Futurevoid]

Damn, Game of Thrones was great tonight!

 

[Syrinx]

trejo why you do this?

 

[Himynameischris]

I'm pissed that stores are closed today so I'm taking it out on strangers

 

[rando14]

Damn, Game of Thrones was great tonight!

what do I do with these feels

 

[AngmarsKing701]

I'm pissed that stores are closed today so I'm taking it out on strangers

:jnc

 

[Syrinx]

I'm pissed that stores are closed today so I'm taking it out on strangers

If you're gonna post pics of strangers, could you at least provide some ass?

 

[MechDX]

I'm pissed that stores are closed today so I'm taking it out on strangers

Incognito?

 

[Himynameischris]

If you're gonna post pics of strangers, could you at least provide some ass?

If I see some ass worthy of nfl-gaf I shall post it

Incognito?

I'm no bully, you're thinking of gata

 

[chuckddd]

If I see some ass worthy of nfl-gaf I shall post it




I'm no bully, you're thinking of gata

Were there ever a conclusion to the fake ass girl?

 

[BlackGhost]

Haven't heard how the JFF workout went, and there's still a interview left this week. But starting to think the pick will be Bortles at 4 if a available as of now.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Remind me to not post in phone related threads ever. It's like sticking your dick in a hornet's nest, nothing good can come of it.

No rational discussion can go on in those threads because people's devotion to these companies that don't pay them back a cent is too high. I swear these dudes (and girls, I ain't sexist) graduated from being Gamecube and PS2 fanboys back in the day to being iOS and Samsung fanboys now.

Were there ever a conclusion to the fake ass girl?

It's real

 

[chuckddd]

It's real

I forgot. I did make a comment about it on steam.

chuckddd Feb 20 @ 10:29pm
If the ass is real, it has no appeal.

 

[Himynameischris]

Still had a nice ass though but yeah totally real, for some reason she feels the need to wear underwear that lift and shape her ass making it look fake

 

[MRSA]

Speaking of conclusions. Konka should never be allowed to order NFLGAF pizza. And Coldplay should sit on his hands and never speak.

 

[BlackGhost]

Speaking of conclusions. Konka should never be allowed to order NFLGAF pizza. And Coldplay should sit on his hands and never speak.

WHY

 

[Konka]

Speaking of conclusions. Konka should never be allowed to order NFLGAF pizza. And Coldplay should sit on his hands and never speak.

You know you like the hawaiian, don't even play.

 

[Goro Majima]

Here you go

:jnc

^ is that banana on a pizza that isn't a dessert pizza? So much awful.

 

[MRSA]

You know you like the hawaiian, don't even play.

That thread that you spawned. I can't even. WHY

 

[cdyhybrid]

Speaking of conclusions. Konka should never be allowed to order NFLGAF pizza. And Coldplay should sit on his hands and never speak.

This is a solid post.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

WHY

 

[squicken]

Peter King ‏@SI_PeterKing
RT @TimBishman: Please tell me the Browns are going to pass on Manziel ... Don't know what Cleve will do. They're shielding things well.

.

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

The Please Respond thread is amazing. That "Denko" story was riveting.

 

[Konka]