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NFL Offseason Thread 3 - Drowney for Clowney Mech, Drowney for Clowney.
- Thread starter DeaconKnowledge
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Holy shit, kick kick kick....
4-0 IN THE REGULAR SEASON
DeaconKnowledge
Member
Bed time.
Grover Cleveland
Member
Buckethead
Banned
I am sleepy.
New York is pretty awesome. The subway sucks but hey at least you get to look at boobs all day.
New York is pretty awesome. The subway sucks but hey at least you get to look at boobs all day.
Is this your first time in the city?
I'd like to taste her cookie dough, if you know what I mean.
Stay safe.
Coldnoodle
Member
That means it can't be too far from here...
You live near Youngstown?
The Artful Dodger
Member
Ninja Assassin is on tv.
This movie isn't good.
This movie isn't good.
Squee?
Life is a Swamp
Gata's a traitor to his Jaguars kin,
He kisses his sister and plies her with gin.
No deed too demented for this slow-minded sap,
He picks up an animal to prop up on his lap.
The rest of the story is too grisly to tell,
Too difficult to describe with no words that can weld,
the sentences needed to construct such a tale.
Busy with his work the Gata did grunt,
For once in his life he was not the runt.
He tried to explain that his wants weren't so bad,
His thoughts were something all good people had.
The Gata was wrong,
The mob did deride.
The silly little Gata nearly cried,
before sipping some Mad Dog and calling up Jak,
No answer on IRL,
He gave his keys a whack.
Exiled and alone,
the Gata did weep.
His bottle of gin thrown down at his feet,
as empty as his soul shattered on the floor.
The Gata called out for help,
Ignored.
Gata's a traitor to his Jaguars kin,
He kisses his sister and plies her with gin.
No deed too demented for this slow-minded sap,
He picks up an animal to prop up on his lap.
The rest of the story is too grisly to tell,
Too difficult to describe with no words that can weld,
the sentences needed to construct such a tale.
Busy with his work the Gata did grunt,
For once in his life he was not the runt.
He tried to explain that his wants weren't so bad,
His thoughts were something all good people had.
The Gata was wrong,
The mob did deride.
The silly little Gata nearly cried,
before sipping some Mad Dog and calling up Jak,
No answer on IRL,
He gave his keys a whack.
"Will somebody please say it is okay to breed,
With a sister or two or maybe three,
A dog that I nursed from birth to fulfill my needs
Won't somebody please listen to me.
A Gata needs friends that let Gata be free.
Puppies and kitties are equals to me,
Any reasonable person knows that a pet could agree,
To play with a Gata,
Let a Gata rub its belly,
Leave a Gata be,
Please leave a Gata be."
Exiled and alone,
the Gata did weep.
His bottle of gin thrown down at his feet,
as empty as his soul shattered on the floor.
The Gata called out for help,
Ignored.
JABEE
about 15 miles NE of it, yeah
The Artful Dodger
Member
Lol. I'm eating wings so squee.
THe movie is goofy cause it's an action flick about ninjas so that's pretty cool, just the plot and dialogue are awful. Which increases my enjoyment of this bad movie.
NFL Offseason Thread 4 - Gata Edition: It's not Easy being Green
LOL
:jnc
as nice as Ohio can be!Yup I thought so
Is it nice there?
I'm in the clear now!
Had a tornado warning the other week and the point of circulation hit my neighborhood 10 minutes before they said it would. Fortunately it had broken up in that time.
AngmarsKing701
Member
Anyone see Kimmel with the actors reading tweets about themselves? That Sofia Vergara one should be gif'd.
Near Masury, OH?
Himynameischris
Member
Mackenzie 92
Member
Terrelle Pryor may not be able to throw a football to save his life, but the man did good with his wife.
Diners and diners.
Edit: Damn, that is an epic poem, Jabee lol
Diners and diners.
Edit: Damn, that is an epic poem, Jabee lol
Coldnoodle
Member
Omg :LOL
My sister shared a house with a girl in college that pissed herself in bed basically every night she went out drinking. It was so frequent that she had a special rubber mattress that she used. Her boyfriend knew about it, still shared a bed with her at night.
People are weird.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
manfestival
Member
http://msn.foxsports.com/florida/st...lex-tanney-052114?cmpid=tsmfb:fscom:foxsports
competition for starting QB for the bucs now?
competition for starting QB for the bucs now?
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
What's this now?
Coldnoodle
Member
The Artful Dodger
Member
His depravity knows no bounds.
Hate how he can never finish a gag without breaking character. Especially if there are props involved.