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[Vyroxis]

Fair play to that person, if you're going to take the piss then you may as well go all in.



Go on, what's the worst that could happen?

Just make sure to let him know what type of trash bag you would prefer your body parts be stored in.

 

[Kave_Man]

That takes a lot of imagination to come up with that.

And then to top it off by suing for 25 million.

 

[gutshot]

Here's the chick that supposedly filed the suit: https://twitter.com/SamSchacher

Seems likely it was just some troll doing it in her name though.

 

[squicken]

Was that actually filed? You can't actually just file a suit as a "joke". Those should be rejected by the court clerk

 

[eznark]

Here's the chick that supposedly filed the suit: https://twitter.com/SamSchacher

Seems likely it was just some troll doing it in her name though.

Are you going based purely on the name?

 

[gutshot]

Was that actually filed? You can't actually just file a suit as a "joke". Those should be rejected by the court clerk

It was actually filed, yes. https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/39712087/Screenshot 2014-05-23 09.43.11.pdf

Are you going based purely on the name?

And the address is CNN's headquarters in Atlanta.

 

[eznark]

Was that actually filed? You can't actually just file a suit as a "joke". Those should be rejected by the court clerk

 

[gutshot]

Florida, of course. I blame gata.

 

[BlackGhost]

Florida, of course. I blame gata.

Fucking Gata, let my boy be! Let me be happy!

Erik Burkhardt ‏ @ ErikBurkhardt 18m
This joke "lawsuit" is obviously 1000000% fake and/ or frivolous. Embarrassing I even have say this after reading the nonsense.

^Manziel's agent.

But it is in that court filings

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Florida, of course. I blame gata.

that's not my territory

 

[The Artful Dodger]

he wants to marry you?

He wants that citizenship

 

[ShaneB]

.

Hey eznark, you never got back to me on why you brought up Terry Fox. No idea if you were serious or not. You should watch the 30 for 30 on him. He is a hero.

 

[squicken]

It's pretty awesome to read. I still can't believe it was actually filed. Hard to blame gata when it's a federal civil suit

 

[eznark]

Hey eznark, you never got back to me on why you brought up Terry Fox. No idea if you were serious or not. You should watch the 30 for 30 on him. He is a hero.

What? Who?

 

[dionysus]

Forgot to post the results of the last Greg Cup, Darkest Red takes over the trophy:

1. Issac -21
2. XiaNaphryz -20
3. Doorman -8

I can put up another one if there's enough interest.

In the Mario Golf 3DS GAF League that's going on, the NFL Gaffers currently on the leaderboards:

Gardens Course (39 total entries so far):

5. XiaNaphryz -12
29. ActStriker -6

Jungle Course (24 total entries so far):

5. XiaNaphryz -11

Come on NFL-GAF, get on here and represent.

I am interested though I don't know how to join. I I have only beat the 3 courses at the start so maybe it hasn't unlocked yet?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

He wants that citizenship

hey man I'm not judging anyone

do you bro, do you

 

[ShaneB]

What? Who?

Who the fuck is Terry Fox?

.

 

[eznark]

I have no idea who that is.

 

[ActStriker]

I am interested though I don't know how to join. I I have only beat the 3 courses at the start so maybe it hasn't unlocked yet?

All the custom tournaments are done through the Quick Round menus, not Castle Club

 

[ShaneB]

I have no idea who that is.

......

And I am trying to educate you on who it is, and was wondering why the fuck you asked that!

 

[BlackGhost]

I'd probably rub the real Samantha Schacher's belly, Gata knows what I'm talking about. Amirite buddy? Or Amirite.

 

[Bread]

Write yourself a pilot because that is a great sitcom.

Drew Carey did it

 

[Himynameischris]

I'd probably rub the real Samantha Schacher belly, Gata knows what I'm talking about. Amirite buddy? Or Amirite.

Gata doesn't like rubbing girls belly only animals

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I'd probably rub the real Samantha Schacher belly, Gata knows what I'm talking about. Amirite buddy? Or Amirite.

you can rub her belly, I'll do sex with her

 

[yankeehater]

you can rub her belly, I'll do sex with her

You are the most awkward person in the history of the world.

 

[Greg]

:jnc @ Judereon

 

[Grover Cleveland]

you can rub her belly, I'll do sex with her

 

[eznark]

You are the most awkward person in the history of the world.

Least it doesn't sleep in its jeans

 

[Alligatorjandro]

You are the most awkward person in the history of the world.

nothing awkward about what I said

 

[yankeehater]

Least it doesn't sleep in its jeans

I refuse to believe that is a real thing. I think Cajun is taking the piss with us.

 

[BlackGhost]

Greg I want some chicken wings

you can rub her belly, I'll do sex with her

Plssss, think about the children.

:jnc @ Judereon

Hangs out with "Lebron James at his crip"

"Skyes with Judereon Clowney"

 

[yankeehater]

So MS trademarked Phantom Dust and Sega trademarked Shenmue recently. Man this E3 is going to be awesome.

 

[chuckddd]

We're going to need a new thread soon. Greg, do your magic.

 

[Elfforkusu]

We're going to need a new thread soon. Greg, do your magic.

How will a 360 degree slam from the FT line help us with the new thread?

 

[The Artful Dodger]

:jnc

Gata is the Toby of our Thread.

 

[Bread]

Gata is Jerry and Toby rolled into one small package

 

[Himynameischris]

Tried a new coffee shop on my way to work today...really good stuff, the lady made everything fresh too,

 

[chuckddd]

How will a 360 degree slam from the FT line help us with the new thread?

Greg is not a one trick pony. He can dunk, play ping pong and create masterpieces in MS paint. All at the same time!

 

[MRSA]

Me, grill, meat, lots of beer.

I bought 120lbs of charcoal.

 

[BlackGhost]

:jnc , on to Toby gifs

 

[Konka]

I bought 120lbs of charcoal.

Jesus. Well smoking uses a lot more than grilling.

 

[dionysus]

Grilling tip for this weekend. Mix a small amount of ricotta cheese in with your raw ground beef when making the patties.

 

[Greg]

We're going to need a new thread soon. Greg, do your magic.

I don't know if it should be classified as magic

 

[yankeehater]

I bought 120lbs of charcoal.

He dummy are you really coming to Vegas? If so shoot me a message and let me know the details. Maybe we can grab a beer or something if my schedule isnt to crazy then.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Grilling tip for this weekend. Mix a small amount of ricotta cheese in with your raw ground beef when making the patties.

ricotta is gross

 

[MechDX]

I don't know if it should be classified as magic

Greg do your shit?

 

[dionysus]

ricotta is gross

You're not doing it for a cheesy taste like those stupid cheddar cheese infused patties. You are doing it for the effect it has on the burger while cooking.

 

[Himynameischris]

ricotta is gross

 

[bionic77]

Was that actually filed? You can't actually just file a suit as a "joke". Those should be rejected by the court clerk

That's not how it works bro.

To get it thrown out you will have to make a motion and those are not usually granted (they would be for a joke but otherwise not initially).

Clerks don't do anything. It would be a good job for Gata but I think you need at least a GED so he probably doesn't qualify.

 

[PhoenixDark]

Guys,

So the craziest thing happened yesterday to me. Some guy I know from a filmmaking seminar I went to suggested we get a greencard marriage and he'd pay me money, and i could live in the house rent+utility free.

him: It'd be like that movie Green Card, I don't know if you've seen it.
Me: I've seen it.
Him: It has Andie MacDowell, and she marries this other guy I don't remember his name. Anyways, they get married for a green card and then they fall in love at the end.
Me: I don't think I want to do this.


I'd rather say it here than in OT

The real question is whether he'd want to consummate the marriage.