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Nori Chan never left!
yankeehater
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I heard Mayock on the radio killing Ziggy Ansah today. Said he is way more raw then JPP and that he feels sorry for whatever team drafts him early. I really am curious to see where he winds up going. JPP went around 16th and yet I have seen mocks with Ansah going 3rd or 4th.
BannedEpisode
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NFL Gaf I need advice!
I met a girl last weekend and we hit it off pretty well. I could have slept with her but didn't because I felt a bit of a thing. Either way it was pretty intense.
Waited two days and shot her a text, she responded quickly and seemed friendly and open (She gave me her #). I told her straight up that I wouldnt mind seeing her again.
No response. I mean, I'm not stupid. I know enough to know that if a girl doesnt respond she probably isnt interested and I definitely know enough to not do the double or triple text.
So its either she took a 180, shes mind gaming me, or shes busy. Hoping its the last one, she was pretty cool.
I'll probably just wait a day if she doesnt get back to me and just ask her if she wants to break it off.
I met a girl last weekend and we hit it off pretty well. I could have slept with her but didn't because I felt a bit of a thing. Either way it was pretty intense.
Waited two days and shot her a text, she responded quickly and seemed friendly and open (She gave me her #). I told her straight up that I wouldnt mind seeing her again.
No response. I mean, I'm not stupid. I know enough to know that if a girl doesnt respond she probably isnt interested and I definitely know enough to not do the double or triple text.
So its either she took a 180, shes mind gaming me, or shes busy. Hoping its the last one, she was pretty cool.
I'll probably just wait a day if she doesnt get back to me and just ask her if she wants to break it off.
Vikings are gonna draft Teo and Robert Woods in the first
BlackGhost
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Yeah but he hasn't posted much during the offseason, it breaks my heart because he's one of Browns Gafs biggest supporters. He's like a honorary member ...
Tehe
he loves when I "tehe"
I'm actually pretty excited to see them
mastershake
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god damnit
You already knew the answer - just go about your business and if you get a response you get a response.
but don't do this
Grow a pair and talk to her like a man. Either in person or on the phone.
Goro Majima
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Cold shoulder already?
Drop her like a box of rocks. If she was being more communicative that'd be different but every girl I know is on their phone 24/7 so she straight up ignored your text.
Im sure its a 50/50 of the middle and last. Give it a day or 2 and shoot her a text
FrenchMovieTheme
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She got your text and ignored it. Time to move in and if she ever does respond you can reevaluate it but don't text her again
Be sure to yell "TRENT TRUCK" when the Browns make their selection. That way I know you're there.
Sound advice. I would do this.
This is the correct advice but I would have guessed that FMT would have told you to take a pic of your dong, enlarge it and then send it to her.
That's what snapchat is for apparently.
mastershake
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If she wanted to fuck the first time you met her then you fucked up in three ways.
1) By not smashing
2) Thinking she could be special. Nah brah she wanted to fuck. Good girls don't fuck guys they just met. Sloots do that
3) texting - You prolly put smiley faces and shit in your texts too... didn't you?! kids these days!
Slow down there casanova, this is gold!
FrenchMovieTheme
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Dickpix are a gift and should not be given free of charge to someone that won't appreciate them!
mastershake
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How many dick pix have you sent to kap?
Goro Majima
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Not quite as many as he sent to Alex Smith yet.
Don't be a hypocrite. I am sure you sent a ton of them to Milano and Garcia and they never bothered to give you the courtesy of responding with a picture of their own genitals.
And what is snap chat?
FrenchMovieTheme
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A boy never tells ^_^
Is Garcia still married to that Playboy Playmate?
It actually was a chick, but she's a sinister Vikings fan.
She is actually the tiniest adult that I know. Surprising for a Minnesotan.
I don't use it, but it was explained to me by a younger coworker. Basically, it's an app, where you take a pic and send it. The recipient can only view it once (it also has a timer)and it's gone forever. If they screenshot the pic, snapchat will tell you that they did.
PenguinPoacher
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Snap chats used to basically send nudes back and forth since you can put a timer on the picture and its gone forever.
BannedEpisode
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These are all esentially what I was thinking. Not exactly distressed about it, I was just surprised because it went sour out of nowhere.
1 and 2: Yeah I probably fucked up on that.
3: I do normally call but I live in a college town with a bunch of twenty something and calling can be an awkward when you dont know someones work/study/class schedule.
mastershake
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He's a good Milwaukee boy. Don't corrupt him with that left coast hippy lifestyle
Yes and she is smoking. But for some reason TO keeps call her Jeff's "beard".
What does that mean bros?
I just looked it up on Wikipedia, I wonder how she looks after having 4 kids.
FrenchMovieTheme
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He wanted a trophy wife dude and he wanted first place and not the consolation prize. No offense bro just being honest!It means she's the luckiest girl on the planet. What does she have that I don't
Don't text her back. Don't ever text her back until she hits you up and actually has a question mark that requires an answer. She started the whole call back text back game, you can do better. Then again if you have facial features like FMT, Nori Chan or Dutch be prepared to send flowers and a card. You gotta take what you can get at this point in life
Goddamn!
mastershake
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fantomax goin in dry
BannedEpisode
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Thats generally how I operate.
This isnt some new thing for me, I'm not an ugly nerd. I was just shocked at how quickly it went from good to nothing.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
The chick probably was just looking to have a good time, not a relationship. I'm 99% sure this has nothing to do with you. Heck, I bet she has some on-again, off-again boyfriend to boot.
I met my girlfriend back when people still used phones so I have no idea text culture and rules, but it seems like she was interested. If you like her, it seems to me the upside of texting her a second time is higher than not texting her. Who are you trying to impress by not texting her a second time? I'd rather know for sure
This. You don't need that chick. Just send her a BretText to show her what she's missing out on!
BannedEpisode
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Yeah no doubt.
Oh well, that ones a wash.
Oh well, that ones a wash.
Lee Chaolan
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He might need a zoom.
It makes you look weak and needy unless he can come up with a clever way to spin it.
Futurevoid
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He needs to go to the right team with the right coaching that can teach him the game and get the most out of all of that athleticism. JPP went #15 in 2010. If a team is confident in their defensive line and head coach to do that, his ceiling is worth the risk.
Teams can feel free to let him drop to 19, though.
The Giants have just the coaching staff to do that and Ansah can play spot duty in Tucks final year. 2014 on, I can deal with an defensive line featuring Ansah/JPP.By the way, via twitter:
AngmarsKing701
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Now I see why you're a Vikings fan.
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