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NFL Offseason Thread |OT4| Fingers Crossed for a Homicide-Free July

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Talon

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Futurevoid said:
So is it true that Nolan wants to stand Osi up and play him in space as a linebacker?
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He's occasionally had him stand up in practice, but I doubt he'll ask him to cover. Abe actually cover a few snaps a game

We'll be using 3-4 looks against teams that employ read options.
 
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MechDX

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squicken said:
Albert Breer ‏@AlbertBreer
Wow. RT @GeorgeColli: police are investigating a connection b/w Hernandez and "more than one" shooting in FL going back to his freshman

gatas
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Next thing you know he will be revealed as the Zodiac killer and he also kidnapped the Lindberg baby.

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Jags update:
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Kave_Man

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MechDX said:
steppin in for gata

Bags of dicks for both of you!

Go Pats!

end roleplay
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8/10.

You did well filling in but unlike Gata I didn't actually feel the emotion from you that you really wanted me to ingest a bag of dicks.

I applaud your effort though, anyone who didn't know Gata would have thought you pulled it off well.
 
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The_Darkest_Red

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Kave_Man said:
8/10.

You did well filling in but unlike Gata I didn't actually feel the emotion from you that you really wanted me to ingest a bag of dicks.

I applaud your effort though, anyone who didn't know Gata would have thought you pulled it off well.
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I think removing the exclamation points would make it a solid 9.5/10 effort. Still pretty convincing, though!
 
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Nori Chan

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shut up Kave you're worse than gator

And that's saying a lot since he's a scumbag who owns bag if dicks and occasionally chomps on them
 
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Bread

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squicken said:
Albert Breer ‏@AlbertBreer
Wow. RT @GeorgeColli: police are investigating a connection b/w Hernandez and "more than one" shooting in FL going back to his freshman

gatas
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:lol tebow christ

Squicken, I must commend you on the twitter reporting you have done for gaf on this story. It was very hard to believe that any of it was true originally, I was very (obviously) close minded about it from the beginning. So apologies for attacking you before.
 
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squicken

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Bread said:
:lol tebow christ

Squicken, I must commend you on the twitter reporting you have done for gaf on this story. It was very hard to believe that any of it was true originally, I was very (obviously) close minded about it from the beginning. So apologies for attacking you before.
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hahaha I never take it personally. Who would ever believe any of it, especially if it was their team? I really do feel sorry for Pats fans and especially Hernandez fans. It would feel gross having rooted for a guy like that, even if there was no way to know
 
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eznark

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squicken said:
hahaha I never take it personally. Who would ever believe any of it, especially if it was their team? I really do feel sorry for Pats fans and especially Hernandez fans. It would feel gross having rooted for a guy like that, even if there was no way to know
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Wasn't he rumored to have been in gangs even during his recruitment? I mean, this shit wasn't a secret.
 
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Bread

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weirdos, grilled cheese doesn't need any condiments

unless you consider tomato soup a condiment


also, velveeta is the only correct grilled cheese
 
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eznark

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Bread said:
I remember a lot of teams having issues with his weed smoking, but I don't recall anyone talking about gangs.
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Yeah, I remember reading about it when he was let out of his UConn commitment. He was the #1 TE in the country, from Bristol, and suddenly Connecticut no longer wanted him. He had to go a long way away because teams in the Northeast assumed he wouldn't be away from his circle far enough. Sounds to me like the circle followed him to Florida.

ProTip: when teams say "he is around bad influencers" or "he has a troubling circle of friends" it means they are concerned about gang activity. I've heard (since all the killing tons of people shit has surfaced so grain of salt) that around 18 teams considered him completely and totally undraftable.
 
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Bowser

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Bread said:
weirdos, grilled cheese doesn't need any condiments

unless you consider tomato soup a condiment


also, velveeta is the only correct grilled cheese
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lol you're missing the fuck out if you think grilled cheese is simply white bread and velveeta cheese.

www.meltshopnyc.com

the dirty
pepper jack and muenster with caramelized onions, pickled jalapeños, sliced tomato, and crunchy potato chips
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So, so, soooooo good.
 
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captive

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eznark said:
Wasn't he rumored to have been in gangs even during his recruitment? I mean, this shit wasn't a secret.
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but to be fair, old white people think anyone with a tattoo is in a gang, bonus points if they are a tatted up minority.
 
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Bread said:
weirdos, grilled cheese doesn't need any condiments

unless you consider tomato soup a condiment


also, velveeta is the only correct grilled cheese
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Cheese is already considered a condiment by most normal people anyway. Grilled cheese is pretty much an incomplete sandwich. But I'll let it pass because it's good.

And no. Velveeta is not the only correct cheese.. infact its the only incorrect cheese there is. I've thankfully never had the misfortune of having to try that stuff.
 
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Godslay

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I hope Julius Thomas carries this momentum into the season. He has the possibility to be a beast if he can translate it to actual games.

Cheddar cheese for regular grilled cheese sandwiches, preferably with tomato soup.

Otherwise, I'll make grilled cheese sandwiches with gouda and roast beef.
 
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Bread

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eznark said:
Yeah, I remember reading about it when he was let out of his UConn commitment. He was the #1 TE in the country, from Bristol, and suddenly Connecticut no longer wanted him. He had to go a long way away because teams in the Northeast assumed he wouldn't be away from his circle far enough. Sounds to me like the circle followed him to Florida.

ProTip: when teams say "he is around bad influencers" or "he has a troubling circle of friends" it means they are concerned about gang activity. I've heard (since all the killing tons of people shit has surfaced so grain of salt) that around 18 teams considered him completely and totally undraftable.
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What a shame, he could have been an all-time great if he was brought up better.


Bowser said:
lol you're missing the fuck out if you think grilled cheese is simply white bread and velveeta cheese.
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Says the guy who puts ketchup on his grilled cheese!
 
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Bread

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TheLegendary said:
Cheese is already considered a condiment by most normal people anyway. Grilled cheese is pretty much an incomplete sandwich. But I'll let it pass because it's good.

And no. Velveeta is not the only correct cheese.. infact its the only incorrect cheese there is. I've thankfully never had the misfortune of having to try that stuff.
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Velveeta is America in cheese form; fake, gooey and delicious.
 
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eznark

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Speaking of, I ate here on Saturday: http://www.tomandchee.com/

I ate this:

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It was awful. It tasted like butter. Just...butter. The sandwich is mac and cheese on white bread with bacon. My wife had mozarella, blue cheese and bacon. The thing on the left is a grilled cheese donut.

Everything was fucking rank. We ate like a quarter of the food. Biggest disappointment of the year.
 
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Hitokage

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bionic77 said:
I need to thank God I live in America and don't need to worry about shit like bed bugs and the plague like some of our less fortunate members seem to have to put up with.
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bionic is Rip Van Winkle, confirmed. Bed Bugs have come back to the states since a decade ago and have been epidemic status since.

Keep thinking it has to do with being civilized. Keep thinking you're safe. Maybe you already have them and are just somebody who doesn't get a reaction to their bites.
 
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Talon

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That shit looks disgusting.

Mac and cheese is not a condiment people. I get that people in Wisconsin love Ian's, but the M&C pizza is gross.
 
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Kave_Man

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Oh and before I forget:

For you Packers fans, is there any absolutely disgusting fast food type place I need to visit on my way to Wisconsin?

Me and my friend want to have the "finest" in American fast food, either on the highway from Toronto to Green Bay or somewhere in Wisconsin.
 
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Talon

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eznark said:
Cincinnati, bro
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I know your sandwich is from Cincy. I'm just bringing up Ian's because everyone from Chicago up to Madison seems to rave about their mac and cheese pizza.
Kave_Man said:
Oh and before I forget:

For you Packers fans, is there any absolutely disgusting fast food type place I need to visit on my way to Wisconsin?

Me and my friend want to have the "finest" in American fast food, either on the highway from Toronto to Green Bay or somewhere in Wisconsin.
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Culver's. And then buy cheese curds whenever you have the chance.
 
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Dutch Gronk

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Mac and Cheese on bread again....

That has to be a crime against humanity or something.


Inb4: Hurrdurrrr Germans love crimes against humanity duuurrr
 
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