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[bigosc2k]

I'm making pozole for dinner! It's gonna be awesome. No Focker, you can't come over.

Not even a fellow Mexican?

 

[BannedEpisode]

I hope Carter takes me into the Hall of Fame with him too.

 

[JABEE]

I hope Carter takes me into the Hall of Fame with him too.

"A smooooth landing. Sit your ass down!"

 

[jbug617]

lol at Duron saying everyone looked up to Carter. A ton of ex vikings said they hated him.

PFT not holding back

@ProFootballTalk: Coincidence or not, a very promising 2000 season for the Vikings started to come apart after Cris Carter got his 1000th catch.

 

[BlackGhost]

i only saw the last half of these speeches, but none of these are as memorable as Curtis Martin last year for me.

 

[JABEE]

Reggie

 

[HPhins54]

Question to all:

Over/Under you watch 10 minutes total of gametime?

As a Dolphin fan who will miss the majority of regular season games...every damn second.

 

[TheLegendary]

Great speech by Carter

 

[Godslay]

Look at those old man guns, Peyton should be the one kissing his biceps after a TD...

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

As a Dolphin fan who will miss the majority of regular season games...every damn second.

Saw your post earlier, man, that is rough.

Just shut yourself off from society and watch them on NFL Rewind, maybe? Is that your plan?

 

[BlackGhost]

Look at those old man guns, Peyton should be the one kissing his biceps after a TD...

was bouta say he looks like he works out 0_o unlike kaep.

 

[eznark]

Did Sapp mention all of his children that he refuses to pay child support for in his speech?

 

[Eleuin]

Look at those old man guns, Peyton should be the one kissing his biceps after a TD...

Almost as big as his forehead.

 

[Dominican Power]

Look at those old man guns, Peyton should be the one kissing his biceps after a TD...

A Rod hooked him up.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Look at those old man guns, Peyton should be the one kissing his biceps after a TD...

bet he has a gut

 

[Godslay]

Almost as big as his forehead.

It's a five head, get it right!

A Rod hooked him up.

Tapenade powered android doesn't require the juice.

bet he has a gut

Real men tend to get a gut as they age, women on the other hand tend to fatten up in the hips and ass...

 

[AngmarsKing701]

bet he has a gut

tammypregnantpic.jpg

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Real men tend to get a gut as they age, women on the other hand tend to fatten up in the hips and ass...

Son, you better be more respectful about Tom, especially on his birthday. Or I will celebrate his birthday again via a beautiful post.

 

[Fantomex]

Not even a fellow Mexican?

if youre not a drunkard that hates life, youre welcome to come over.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

It's a five head, get it right!



Tapenade powered android doesn't require the juice.



Real men tend to get a gut as they age, women on the other hand tend to fatten up in the hips and ass...

I find it weird how he can get fat after all that choking.

 

[Coldnoodle]

if youre not a drunkard that hates life, youre welcome to come over.

''Let me in messican''

 

[bionic77]

I find it weird how he can get fat after all that choking.

Chokers like Brady and Peyton eat a lot to forget how they lost to so many bums at home in the playoffs. Brady more than Pey because he is also haunted by the fact that he could never win shit without cheating.

 

[Godslay]

I find it weird how he can get fat after all that choking.

The swallowing must explain Tammy's ass fat then.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Chokers like Brady and Peyton eat a lot to forget how they lost to so many bums at home in the playoffs. Brady more than Pey because he is also haunted by the fact that he could never win shit without cheating.

And Ben just eats because he's a fat motherfucking rapist pig.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Chokers like Brady and Peyton eat a lot to forget how they lost to so many bums at home in the playoffs. Brady more than Pey because he is also haunted by the fact that he could never win shit without cheating.

When was the last time Ben won a playoff game? And did you forgot losing to bums like Tebow and Garrard? I guess you're starting to go senile.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

And Ben just eats because he's a fat motherfucking rapist pig.

Careful, that's borderline anger there. Wouldn't want the hammer to come down on the Lady's bday.

 

[bionic77]

When was the last time Ben won a playoff game? And did you forgot losing to bums like Tebow and Garrard? I guess you're starting to go senile.

Last win was against Sanchez who had just beat a total fraud on the road the week before.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

The swallowing must explain Tammy's ass fat then.

that ass is from squats

 

[AngmarsKing701]

When was the last time Ben won a playoff game? And did you forgot losing to bums like Tebow and Garrard? I guess you're starting to go senile.

Have you forgotten that you've never won a legit SB? That your team had to fucking cheat? That you lost at home to Buttfumble? You're not old enough to be senile so you're just stupid.

 

[BlackGhost]

So close to football :")

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Have you forgotten that you've never won a legit SB? That your team had to fucking cheat? That you lost at home to Buttfumble? You're not old enough to be senile so you're just stupid.

lol you senile ass steeler fans forget that Garrard beat the steelers in pittsburgh twice that year and ran all over them in the playoff game

 

[Godslay]

that ass is from squats

Sure thing gata.

lol you senile ass steeler fans forget that Garrard beat the steelers in pittsburgh twice that year and ran all over them in the playoff game

You are not doing yourself any favors by trotting out Jaguars history.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Careful, that's borderline anger there. Wouldn't want the hammer to come down on the Lady's bday.

Bitch, you want another Tom birthday celebration post? Because I'm close to doing it. Don't push me, bro.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Sure thing gata.



You are not doing yourself any favors by trotting out Jaguars history.

jut stating facts about the embarrassing steeler playoff losses.

 

[Buckethead]

Packers update:

"Well, Mason Crosby is competing for a job on our football team, like everyone else. He definitely didn’t take a step in the right direction with his performance. That’s what Family Night’s for.

He’ll be evaluated. He’s definitely got to do better than that because that’s not going to cut it."

Crosby went 3-for-8.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

lol you senile ass steeler fans forget that Garrard beat the steelers in pittsburgh twice that year and ran all over them in the playoff game

Jags fans remember so much.

Bitch, you want another Tom birthday celebration post? Because I'm close to doing it. Don't push me, bro.

I ain't your bro. I'm only 1/3 German and the Pats are a fraud. Your QB is a biiiiiiiiitch. Thanks for turning the game into flag football you crying baby biiiiiitch!

 

[Elfforkusu]

Sure thing gata.

You are not doing yourself any favors by trotting out Jaguars history.

Hey, Jags fans don't have a lot to hang their hat on. Let him trumpet that Garrard run as much as he wants.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Hey, Jags fans don't have a lot to hang their hat on. Let him trumpet that Garrard run as much as he wants.

That's true. Gata loves to re-live the Jags high points.

 

[HPhins54]

Saw your post earlier, man, that is rough.

Just shut yourself off from society and watch them on NFL Rewind, maybe? Is that your plan?

That's the plan. Absolutely refuse to read any texts and completely ignore anything football related (including my 4 fantasy leagues), until around 1 AM Monday morning when I finish the game.

(Can't watch Game Rewind until the Sunday night game is over)

 

[Alligatorjandro]

That's true. Gata loves to re-live the Jags high points.

nah, I like to remember when the Pats beat the Steelers in Pittsburgh to go to the Superbowl

 

[Coldnoodle]

Packers update:

Crosby went 3-for-8.

.

 

[Kave_Man]

Bitch, you want another Tom birthday celebration post? Because I'm close to doing it. Don't push me, bro.

I double dare you!

 

[AngmarsKing701]

nah, I like to remember when the Pats bcheat the Steelers in Pittsburgh to go to the Superbowl

fixed

 

[MechDX]

nah, I like to remember when the Pats beat the Steelers in Pittsburgh to go to the Superbowl

That when you became a lifelong?

 

[bigosc2k]

if youre not a drunkard that hates life, youre welcome to come over.

If I'm just a guy that just likes to get drunk on the weekends because football is not here?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

That when you became a lifelong?

When the Pats go to Houston, will the Texans wear the Kool Aid Red jerseys?

 

[Dutch Gronk]

The day is almost over, Angmars Bro was pushing it, and Kave dared me so here we are.


Time to celebrate this day one more time before it's over. Happy birthday, Tom.

God bless and go fuck yourselves.

 

[MechDX]

When the Pats go to Houston, will the Texans wear the Kool Aid Red jerseys?

Why? will Tom be menstruating?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Why? will Tom be menstruating?

What week will the Texans choking begin this year?

 

[MechDX]

What week will the Texans choking begin this year?

After the Patriots 6-10 is confirmed. BUt then I can just "Gata" to whoever wins the Superbowl! Lifelong bicth!