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[JABEE]

People are making threads about kissing their computer monitors in OT.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=643531

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Hernandez’s uncle killed in moped accident

Posted by Mike Florio on August 4, 2013, 12:48 AM EDT
Hernandez
AP
Cue The Twilight Zone music.

Last month, a member of Aaron Hernandez’s family living in Bristol, Connecticut died in an automobile accident. On Saturday, it happened again.

According to the Hartford Courant, Hernandez’s uncle died in a moped accident.

Robert J. Valentine, 49, was driving a moped that struck a curb, throwing him to the ground. Valentine, the brother of Hernandez’s mother, was not wearing a helmet.

There’s no indication that Valentine had any connection to or information about the murders for which Hernandez currently is being investigated. Police reportedly wanted to speak with the other family member who died last month, Thaddeus Simon III. Simon was the son-in-law of Andres Valderrama, the uncle of Aaron Hernandez’s whose home has been searched multiple times by police.

hmm...

 

[Futurevoid]

Parcells Hall of Fame speech:

http://www.giants.com/videos/videos...-of-Fame/64abb56b-3771-4d8e-9553-3ea36a4df6bc

Good to the Big Tuna finally get in.

 

[Greg]

im in the texting phase now my friend, by you not posting sooner you might of ruined my life or made it.

Spoiler

Trent Truck! hes so awesome!

damnit, you moved it to texts? there's no going back now unless you call her the wrong name and act like someone hacked your accounts and stole your phone

This made me laugh so fucking hard.

Next time I drunk text a girl I'm going to text her that the next morning. Caps and all.

100% success rate

 

[brentech]

http://m.jsonline.com/more/sports/packers/218252871.htm

"He's going to be a huge weapon for us," quarterback B.J. Coleman said after watching Lacy carry eight times for 65 yards (8.1 average). "First time out. Environment like that. I thought he did a great job.

"It's nice to have him back there with you. He runs the ball hard. He's a very strong man."

After James Starks started and played well, Lacy carried once early for 2 yards. A few minutes later, he took the field behind the No. 1 offensive line and put on a show.

Lacy carried for 7, then followed fullback Jonathan Amosa for 16 yards off the right side.

On his next attempt, Lacy pressed a hole off right tackle and cut back behind a block by Evan Dietrich-Smith for a gain of 19 from a one-back set.

Coach Mike McCarthy gave Lacy the ball on the next play and he picked up 4. From the 27, he charged into a modest hole at left tackle, surged ahead and fell forward for 8. Then he picked up the first down with a carry for 4 on the next play.

So our defense still can't tackle, but our new RB falls forward!

 

[Greg]

http://m.jsonline.com/more/sports/packers/218252871.htm

So our defense still can't tackle, but our new RB falls forward!

YES!

 

[TheLegendary]

Packers update:



Crosby went 3-for-8.

Thanks. We sure brought in some fucking great competition too

 

[Dutch Gronk]

im in the texting phase now my friend, by you not posting sooner you might of ruined my life or made it.

Spoiler

Trent Truck! hes so awesome!

Just go for it. Can't fight love, bro

 

[Spinluck]

There are worse ways to spend your money imo. Plus it's not just food, it's the whole experience.

If it's open 10yrs from now I'll give it a whirl.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Why can't I send PMs?

 

[Narag]

Why can't I send PMs?

It means your ban is currently processing. rip dutch

 

[RBH]

Why can't I send PMs?

Because Stone Cold said so.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

It means your ban is currently processing. rip dutch

Reason for banning : Excessive Brady picture posting.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Why can't I send PMs?

It means your ban is currently processing. rip dutch

It was all those Brady pics and then the hate-filled diatribe against Ben.

RIP Douche.

 

[Greg]

Because Stone Cold said so.

:jnc

 

[BlackGhost]

Just go for it. Can't fight love, bro

Tru

 

[Greg]

Tru

don't listen to Dutch about love - he loves Tom Brady, and that's very much worth fighting!

 

[Dutch Gronk]

don't listen to Dutch about love - he loves Tom Brady, and that's very much worth fighting!

Greg, I'm just a love machine. I'm just a love machine.

 

[Milchjon]

I ain't your bro. I'm only 1/3 German

How does that work? Did your German grandma give birth via parthogenesis?

 

[Dutch Gronk]

idk, to much shirtless fun to have right now! But what's your twitter handle? You cam Pm me if you don't wanna post it here.

PM me yours bro, I can't PM.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Scrimmage at Sport's Authority, delayed due to rain storm. This is how they end up coming out:

http://instagram.com/p/ckq_7hMUkl/

Holy shit that's hilarious.

 

[Lonestar]

http://m.jsonline.com/more/sports/packers/218252871.htm

So our defense still can't tackle, but our new RB falls forward!

almost sounds like Lacy, but I can't be sure till I start hearing about him doing some spin moves.

 

[Elfforkusu]

http://m.jsonline.com/more/sports/packers/218252871.htm

So our defense still can't tackle, but our new RB falls forward!

They're just afraid that diabetes is contagious.

 

[mastershake]

http://m.jsonline.com/more/sports/packers/218252871.htm

So our defense still can't tackle, but our new RB falls forward!

Is there anything more important in a RB? I think not!

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Sucks for the packers that they have Andy Reid v2.0 as head coach. Your rbs will never amount to shit with mccarthy

 

[KaYotiX]

http://m.jsonline.com/more/sports/packers/218252871.htm

So our defense still can't tackle, but our new RB falls forward!

Falling forward!

Damn defence needs to go back to Jr high and relearn how to tackle

 

[Greg]

Sucks for the packers that they have Andy Reid v2.0 as head coach. Your rbs will never amount to shit with mccarthy

he's kept a decent balance if you take what they've had into consideration

 

[zychi]

15 hours!

 

[Hitokage]

How does that work? Did your German grandma give birth via parthogenesis?

Now that's a word I never thought I would see in this thread.

 

[chuckddd]

Now that's a word I never thought I would see in this thread.

That's a word? I thought he had a keyboard seizure.

 

[Hitokage]

That's a word? I thought he had a keyboard seizure.

It's misspelled but applied correctly.

 

[yankeehater]

So I found out my wife was pregnant about 3 weeks ago. It is funny that we tried for 2 years in Philly and 1 week after moving to Vegas it happens. Sorry to blog since I know no one cares but I am really drunk tonight.

 

[Milchjon]

So I found out my wife was pregnant about 3 weeks ago. It is funny that we tried for 2 years in Philly and 1 week after moving to Vegas it happens. Sorry to blog since I know no one cares but I am really drunk tonight.

I guess that's a good thing then?

Congrats!

 

[Spades]

So I found out my wife was pregnant about 3 weeks ago. It is funny that we tried for 2 years in Philly and 1 week after moving to Vegas it happens. Sorry to blog since I know no one cares but I am really drunk tonight.

Congrats to you both!

 

[Spades]

Also:

 

[yankeehater]

I guess that's a good thing then?

Congrats!

Definitely a good thing. Thanks guys. Man typing on a phone is rough.

 

[ChanHuk]

Definitely a good thing. Thanks guys. Man typing on a phone is rough.

My condolences on conceiving a parasite.

5 hours left in my shift, one dead patient.

 

[squicken]

So I found out my wife was pregnant about 3 weeks ago. It is funny that we tried for 2 years in Philly and 1 week after moving to Vegas it happens. Sorry to blog since I know no one cares but I am really drunk tonight.

That's great news man. Congrats to you both. I'm chalking it up to all the extra "stuff" in Chip's special shakes. It's having an effect on the fans!

 

[JABEE]

So I found out my wife was pregnant about 3 weeks ago. It is funny that we tried for 2 years in Philly and 1 week after moving to Vegas it happens. Sorry to blog since I know no one cares but I am really drunk tonight.

Congrats, YH!

Raise the kid the right way which is to be an Eagles fan!

 

[Fantomex]

So I found out my wife was pregnant about 3 weeks ago. It is funny that we tried for 2 years in Philly and 1 week after moving to Vegas it happens. Sorry to blog since I know no one cares but I am really drunk tonight.

This is cause for celebration! I will make sure not to pummel you too much during our degenerate match! Congrats on the baby conversion.

 

[Milchjon]

YH, will you become a die hard Nintendo fan now that you have a kid? Seems to be standard procedure on NFL GAF.

 

[Slo]

Oh GAF. SMH

 

[jakncoke]

Now that's a word I never thought I would see in this thread.

So basically you're calling most of the thread dumb fucks? I agree.

 

[ChanHuk]

I want to sleep

 

[cdyhybrid]

So basically you're calling most of the thread dumb fucks? I agree.

There are a lot of Steelers and Pats fans in the thread,

 

[Spades]

I'm dressed. My body is ready.

 

[cdyhybrid]

I just took an hour walk back from my friend's place to my place at 4am. It's nice not living in a shithole.

 

[jakncoke]

I'm dressed. My body is ready.

Cant wait to see your disappointment after a 64 catch 900 yard and 5 td season

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

So I found out my wife was pregnant about 3 weeks ago. It is funny that we tried for 2 years in Philly and 1 week after moving to Vegas it happens. Sorry to blog since I know no one cares but I am really drunk tonight.

Congrats, man! Very happy for you guys!

I'm dressed. My body is ready.

You are so awesome. Today's the day! Woooooo!

 

[Milchjon]

I just took an hour walk back from my friend's place to my place at 4am. It's nice not living in a shithole.

Wait, is that hour a good or a bad thing?

Because not living in a shithole usually means being able to use public transport instead of being forced to walk late at night.