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[squicken]

Jabee is poet laureate of NFL GAF. Beautiful

 

[cdyhybrid]

I vote for squicken or Mech as new king of Pats-Age.

 

[Bread]

I am the rightful King of Pats gaf.

Look at what I did for the Patriots.

you jinxed us by saying that we would make the super bowl you fool

I vote for squicken or Mech as new king of Pats-Age.

if mech hadn't slipped up in the afc championship game, brady would have his 4th title and mech would be the hero of pats-gaf.

 

[Milchjon]

There is no king of Pats GAF. This is New England. We're true democrats, with town hall meetings and all that shit.

 

[jbug617]

Darren Sharper story is getting more crazy. He is accused of raping 7 women and drugging 11 in Los Angeles, New Orleans, Arizona and Las Vegas

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2014/02/new_details_of_darren_sharpers.html

 

[JABEE]

You always dreamed of being a poet huh? Do you study Poetry?

I never dreamed of being a poet. I just really enjoy writing poetry. I'm a business major now.

Jabee is poet laureate of NFL GAF. Beautiful

Thanks, Squicken!

 

[jakncoke]

Where'd he say that?

Sounds like that one time where he got banned over Chik fil A.

Irc

 

[XiaNaphryz]

There is no king of Pats GAF. This is New England. We're true democrats, with town hall meetings and all that shit.

So how long til you vote gata off the island then?

 

[chuckddd]

You should dabble in haikus, JB.

 

[Bread]

There is no king of Pats GAF. This is New England. We're true democrats, with town hall meetings and all that shit.

land of the free, home of the brave. and gata.

 

[cdyhybrid]

This is New England. We're true democrats*, with town hall meetings and all that shit.

*as long as you're white

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[Grover Cleveland]

I think Bionic was trying to call Gata a racist, and Bionic ended up looking bad in the process.

Yep. That's one of those "you needed to be there for the context" moments. The one time a drive-by mod decides to come through and that post makes bionic look the Grand Imperial Wizard. Like eznark level racist.


Gotta understand the culture. I didn't think that comment was racist because I knew what bionic was hinting at. And I have plenty of black friends!

P.S. gata is the boy king of Pats-GAF, I'm sorry to say. He's the Joffrey of GAF

 

[Milchjon]

So how long til you vote gata off the island then?

Why would we.

Gata is a great friend of ours, and I'm no Godslay.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Why would we.

Gata is a great friend of ours, and I'm no Godslay.

Clearly many in the Pats constituency disagrees.

 

[Milchjon]

.

What if I told you I'm black?

Spoiler

I'm not :-(

 

[cdyhybrid]

What if I told you I'm black?

Spoiler

I'm not :-(

You don't live in New England so it wouldn't contradict my correction at all

 

[Alligatorjandro]

So how long til you vote gata off the island then?

Why would they vote me off? I'm the biggest Pats fan here.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I never dreamed of being a poet. I just really enjoy writing poetry. I'm a business major now!

We can do business when we grow up.

 

[Milchjon]

Why would they vote me off? I'm the biggest Pats fan here.

SMH. This isn't a competition. Time to vote you off.

Spoiler

<3

 

[Bread]

Why would they vote me off? I'm the biggest Pats fan here.

poor little gata

 

[jakncoke]

Darren Sharper story is getting more crazy. He is accused of raping 7 women and drugging 11 in Los Angeles, New Orleans, Arizona and Las Vegas

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2014/02/new_details_of_darren_sharpers.html

holy fucking shit

 

[yankeehater]

Why would they vote me off? I'm the biggest Pats fan here.

Avatar quote goes here

 

[cdyhybrid]

Avatar quote goes here

I got you.

Why would they vote me off? I'm the biggest Pats fan here.

 

[yankeehater]

Thanks buddy.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Nobody else had the balls to take that bet.

 

[JABEE]

You should dabble in haikus, JB.

I don't believe this is a haiku, but how about this for today.

Wintry Pastime

Snow mounds form slowly
Like wind-swept sand on a mid-summer's eve
Melting away the aspirations of a time gone by.

JABEE​

 

[yankeehater]

Nobody else had the balls to take that bet.

You mean no one else was dumb enough.

 

[ShaneB]

does anyone here have the Nexus 5?

I do. I think it's awesome, but I'm Joe schmo when it comes to phones, so take my opinion lightly I suppose

 

[Bread]

why would i bet my avatar on anything

it just doesn't make sense to me.

 

[Tom Penny]

Why would we.

Gata is a great friend of ours, and I'm no Godslay.

Snakes / Alligators. Same family. Can't be trusted.

 

[Syrinx]

Darren Sharper story is getting more crazy. He is accused of raping 7 women and drugging 11 in Los Angeles, New Orleans, Arizona and Las Vegas

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2014/02/new_details_of_darren_sharpers.html

Dude is a fucking monster if this is true.

 

[Milchjon]

I don't believe this is a haiku, but how about this for today.

Wintry Pastime

Snow mounds form slowly
Like wind-swept sand on a mid-summer's eve
Melting away the aspirations of a time gone by.

JABEE​

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[Alligatorjandro]

why would i bet my avatar on anything

it just doesn't make sense to me.

Because you are scared

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Darren Sharper story is getting more crazy. He is accused of raping 7 women and drugging 11 in Los Angeles, New Orleans, Arizona and Las Vegas

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2014/02/new_details_of_darren_sharpers.html

What the fuck. How can a man go on doing that for so long, terrible. Is he still working for NFLN?

 

[Tom Penny]

Darren Sharper story is getting more crazy. He is accused of raping 7 women and drugging 11 in Los Angeles, New Orleans, Arizona and Las Vegas

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2014/02/new_details_of_darren_sharpers.html

Number is probably a lot higher. What a piece of shit if true.

 

[JABEE]

We can do business when we grow up.

Fist bump.

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My screen name must be indented.

 

[Bread]

Because you are scared

i wouldn't bet my avatar on anything, my posts wouldn't make any sense without stuart pritchard or dr steve brule next to them.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I bet no one would have a problem playing with Sharper

 

[Milchjon]

why would i bet my avatar on anything

it just doesn't make sense to me.

I will avatar bet you that gata loses his next avatar bet.

Bet-derivatives are the next big thing!

 

[bigosc2k]

With all the bans happenin I'm afraid for fmt.

 

[JABEE]

Nobody else had the balls to take that bet.

That's one way to look at it.

 

[JABEE]

With all the bans happenin I'm afraid for fmt.

FMT isn't about that life anymore. He's a changed man.

 

[cdyhybrid]

With all the bans happenin I'm afraid for fmt.

He'll be okay unless someone makes an Alyssa Milano thread.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

the only weird thing about the sharper rape allegations is they all have the same story that hours later they woke up in the middle of him raping them. that just sounds odd to me. i'm not a rapist nor would i ever rape someone but it just seems to me that if a rapist roofied your drink and raped you it would happen in pretty quick order after you passed out. i mean was he raping them for 2 hours straight and they happened to wake up on the tail end of it?

i guess i'd just want more questions answered before i put the guilty stamp on sharper but given that there are multiple (seemingly) unrelated women across multiple cities it doesn't look good

 

[Spinluck]

will pats fans exist after brady retires?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

will pats fans exist after brady reties?

Colt fans exist after Peyton

 

[JABEE]

He'll be okay unless someone makes an Alyssa Milano thread.

Don't give the Gata any ideas!

 

[Bread]

will pats fans exist after brady retires?

we existed after drew left, why wouldn't we exist after the 2nd best patriot of all-time retires.

 

[JABEE]

There are a lot of good Patriots fans.

 

[Spinluck]

Colt fans exist after Peyton

one of you guys will be exposed as brady's tabris. it's only a matter of time.

the only weird thing about the sharper rape allegations is they all have the same story that hours later they woke up in the middle of him raping them. that just sounds odd to me. i'm not a rapist nor would i ever rape someone but it just seems to me that if a rapist roofied your drink and raped you it would happen in pretty quick order after you passed out. i mean was he raping them for 2 hours straight and they happened to wake up on the tail end of it?

i guess i'd just want more questions answered before i put the guilty stamp on sharper but given that there are multiple (seemingly) unrelated women across multiple cities it doesn't look good

i never got why some of these players have to rape people, i can sort of understand if you're fat and ugly like big ben. but sharper seems like a guy who could land a chick easily. i don't think he ended up blowing his money and is now broke either. maybe it's true, some football players end up being psychopaths from all the air pockets that form in their brain after years of getting hit.

we existed after drew left, why wouldn't we exist after the 2nd best patriot of all-time retires.

bread, stahp.

i think we all know who the #1 best patriot ever is/was.

sanjuro would agree too.