You're not old enough to participate anyways. Plus your vertical will probably be as tall mech who's already small as it is.
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NFL Offseason Thread - Who cares who won we got a draft to prepare for!
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I'm going to enter the NFL GAF combine as a defensive end from USC, but on my days off I can help with Quarterback scouting.
Alligatorjandro
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Grover Cleveland
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My measurables are off the charts. It's a shame that Al Davis passed (May Tebow's god rest his soul). With my 40 time, I would pretty much be a lock to get drafted and get that
BlackGhost
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BG will not be throwing at the NFL Gaf combine.
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Kastrioti Scouting Report
+Has the natural instinctive ability of a defensive end
+Has size and speed that cannot be taught
+Solid pass rusher, even better against the run.
+Great teammate
-Has a history of getting into trouble and drug use.
-Tore left ankle ligament junior year in highschool, which he did not rehab properly so he could come back early as opposed to missing whole season
Pasadena Star News First Team All Defense
High School Defensive Lineman of the Year
High risk, high reward player. Would love playing for a 4-3 team.
+Has the natural instinctive ability of a defensive end
+Has size and speed that cannot be taught
+Solid pass rusher, even better against the run.
+Great teammate
-Has a history of getting into trouble and drug use.
-Tore left ankle ligament junior year in highschool, which he did not rehab properly so he could come back early as opposed to missing whole season
Pasadena Star News First Team All Defense
High School Defensive Lineman of the Year
High risk, high reward player. Would love playing for a 4-3 team.
I'm a niners fan you dirty jag fan.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Just wait until the 9ers suck and the Raiders are good again. You'll be wearing silver and black.
yes!
my report from scouts:
+speed
+jumping ability
+won't shit in your mouth
-fragile
-refuses to wear beats headphones
-smiles too much
-white
Not even when hell freezes over.
yankeehater
Member
Don't forget scored a 6 on the wonderlic.
Texans new rumored draft pick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGsJ5hpdjqs
Dustin Vaughan QB West Texas A&M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGsJ5hpdjqs
Dustin Vaughan QB West Texas A&M
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BlackGhost
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I've decided to not participate in any Drills at the NFL Gaf Combine, or interviews. but if you don't draft me it'll be the biggest mistake your franchise makes.
Mackenzie 92
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arm strength of a 44 mag
Alligatorjandro
Banned
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
That's just like your opinion man.
You'll never pass the physical.
I don't take showers because people would want me for my sexy hot body.
More up your alley bitch kitty
hotlinked image fail...oddly enough even when you fucked up it's still appropriate.
goddamit. NFL needs to stop feeling sorry for the Rams and giving them stupid good trades.
What does it matter? Fisher will draft punks and they will still have Brian Schottenheimer as their oc.
hipsterpants
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Wouldn't that be their entire draft?
Houston should trade the #1 for that and next years #1 and #3 oh and throw in AD as well.
Bwahahahaha
hipsterpants
Member
Hey, they did a good job with last years draft class. 2012... not so much.
The new plan is to give up on offense and hope Quinn gets two or three strip sacks a game. But yes, Schotty. It's the main reason I laugh at people who want to draft a new QB. You gonna but Schotty in charge of nurturing the team's future? Or using Manziel creatively, just like with Tavon?
Do teams even use Jimmy Johnson's value chart anymore? I assumed teams use a chart that is similar to the Harvard Chart.
When the Rams made their two trades last year, it was closer to the JJ chart than the newer charts. But it always depends on the pick. Last year's 2nd pick wasn't as valuable as the 2nd pick in 2012 or this year. If the Texans draft a Teddy and the Rams are auctioning the rights to Clowney or Manziel, they are going to get a lot more than the Harvard chart
Not similar at all actually, EJ is a poor runner with shit instincints, plays scared, loves the check down.
Can't label Manziel with any of those traits.
The Artful Dodger
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Lol. Mayock strikes again
Is this a documentary or a book? I ask because I've found a documentary with a similar name mentioned on the NFL website, but I haven't seen a book.
Indeed.
I actually am surprised I never thought you were part of NFL-GAF, though. It is rather obvious in retrospect.
I live in Indianapolis, actually. I've never been the biggest fan of the Colts; I'm pretty sure their cosmically ordained role is to slowly teach their fans the futility of hope, by raising it up each regular season only to have it come crashing down in the playoffs.
Anyway! It sounds like it could be interesting, and I'll check it out.
If Mayock name wasnt in the tweet I would of assumed that was a Jon Gruden tweet
-Chickens fan, off the board
Goro Majima
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Oh please let this happen.
Buckethead
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Still too much red although any creamsicle is better than no creamsicle
The Artful Dodger
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-Poor Tackling (goes straight to the thighs)
Goro Majima
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