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NFL Offseason Thread - Who cares who won we got a draft to prepare for!
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cuevas. PhD.
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Go Mets.
That sure would be depressing
AngmarsKing701
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:jnc
TheLegendary
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Fuck baseball
Ninja Scooter
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Andre Reed made the HoF before Tim Brown? That's some bullshit.
I dont like this. Yes, you had a good season. But you didnt have such a season that you are automatically penciled in. Seems like we're going to lose him now
Andre Reed been waiting for forever. This was like his 8th straight final 15 ffs!
Ninja Scooter
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That's a pretty dumb reason though. Put the better player in.
If we're going that route why did Marvin Harrison get passed over
They're holding him back so they can put him and Ray in to the Homicide Hall together.
ViperVisor
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Bill Barnwell's voice is painful to listen to on The Grantland NFL Podcast.
But like Shakira and Rihanna he can coast on being a sexy M.F.
But like Shakira and Rihanna he can coast on being a sexy M.F.
Nemesis121
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Namath drunk again..
Ladies and Gentleman your pro football hall of fame class of 214..hahahaha
Ladies and Gentleman your pro football hall of fame class of 214..hahahaha
Nameless
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Bill Barnwell's voice is painful to listen to on The Grantland NFL Podcast.
But like Shakira and Rihanna he can coast on being a sexy M.F.
I assume all Giants fan look like this.
Grover Cleveland
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It's ok, Tebow forgives you for hating America.
for someone who lives in australia and is clueless about the NFL and american football, who has the better chance of winning the superbowl according to 'experts' and so on - denver or seattle? are they regarded as fairly equally skilled teams? i'm a big NBA fan so an a basketball analogy could be useful!
It's going to be a great game either way, and you can never trust "experts". I'll tell you one thing though, keep your eye out for Matthew Stafford, the Detroit Lions young QB. The guy is naturally talented and has a great future ahead of him.
Purple Cheeto
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It's basically the best offensive team vs the best defensive team. History says the Broncos should be considered slight favorites.
kas you monster dont be tainting our friend from land of dangerous creatures with your sick perverted fascination of that tubby human you call a qb. Jake. deserves better!
Purple Cheeto
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Tackles are the RBIs of football.
Tackles are worse because official statistician could be just handing them because a player is close. Not to mention tackles carry no value beyond it being a tackle. So tackling someone after a 8 yard run is counted the same as stopping him for a 2 yard game. This doesnt even factor how people add up tackles made solo and assist tackle to get the total figure, so person can just be getting there late a bunch or falling near and getting credit.At least with RBI you're scoring runs for your team.
90% of Australians barely ever see any legit scary animals*
*Unless this is you outing yourself as a pussy
Barnwell sounds like twice as old as he looks
cuevas. PhD.
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While I would decimate Rihanna as well, I would take my preference with Shakira. Even if its only in my dreams.
Shakira has got a better face
yankeehater
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And like Nietzsche they are both virgins at 24!
squeeeeeeeee
*hugs Greggy
Alligatorjandro
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That is false
Touching yourself to the Sears catalog in the bathroom doesn't quite count as sex.
The Artful Dodger
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Your finger ripping through the toilet paper doesn't count either.
Gata isn't allowed to look at that kind of smut. All he gets are Christian Sky Mall magazines cleansed of any questionable material.
That's tough.
I guess all he can do is fantasize about some butch pat fans or the toothless meth addicts who live in his trailer park.
B For Bendetta
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Gata is only 24 in Gata years
I don't think so. He'll always be alive in our hearts.
His alts are not as fun. It seems like every raider fan is a Chan alt. He needs to root for his AFC brethren.
iirc his 3 month ban got switched over to a perm
You
older
Gata grew up in the post-catalog age.
The Artful Dodger
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Google image search. Safe-Search on
B For Bendetta
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The olds can't even jerk off without a viagra anymore
Nameless
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You've torn a part my universe and put it back together.
I think Tebow pics are sufficient to fight off all of bionic's bodily dysfunctions.
DeaconKnowledge
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If the Steelers pay him, he's starting.
Those pictures can cure most people's problems.
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