Dutch Gronk
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We all know that you secretly think of Tom Brady when you do your dirty business.
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NFL Offseason Thread - Who cares who won we got a draft to prepare for!
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We all know that you secretly think of Tom Brady when you do your dirty business.
Yes I do associate Toms recent play with feces these days.
RellyRell28
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Stafford???
Sorry Kas I couldn't resist. We make fun of our QB sometimes too.
Well yeah because that would mean Woodley is gone. I just dont like him putting out there if you want me to stay i get to start. I want him youngry and fight for the right to start.
Himynameischris
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Wooooo Superb Owl time!!! Fuck I need to start cooking soon
May as well keep Woodley. The cap hit is huge to cut him.
BaltimoreLarry
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I was looking to buy a Sherman shirt and came upon this instead. Instant purchase:
I was looking to buy a Sherman shirt and came upon this instead. Instant purchase:
is that the shadow your dick casts on a white shirt
Grover Cleveland
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I was looking to buy a Sherman shirt and came upon this instead. Instant purchase:
You sure you don't want this one instead?
DeaconKnowledge
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Steelers got burned last season letting Keenan Lewis walk for Taylor. They may not want to do it again..
That was incredibly dumb. Seemed dumb even at the time to let Lewis walk.,
Himynameischris
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ummmm
I dont know how we make it work, but if we can cut him after June 1st we can at least split the hit over this season and next. Im curious where we get 10 million this year to get under
ummmm
That's actually kinda cool
B For Bendetta
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Who's gettin salty and banned today? I'm betting Godslay and Hunter S Thompson
We need to hire Eddie D to fix our books...
I'm betting Rando. Dude's got a mean streak.
Grover Cleveland
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No one's getting banned. (EDIT: None of the NFLGAF regulars, some lifelong may come along and catch feelings though)
The Broncos are going to win, and the Seahawks fans are too laidback and lowkey to actually get salty over it.
If it was Niners-Broncos, or Patriots vs. Anyone it would be a different story.
Hunter S will be too stoned by game time to know reality. Godslay only gets angry if you call out his peoples commitment(aka dont call anybody a lifelong)
let us not forget that whoever wins is a WORLD CHAMPION
Considering I still hear about Steelers stealing their ring a decade later..
Godslay will go off Old FMT style if the Broncos win....watch
The civilized world champion is what they meant.
The civilized world is compromised of the US and a few parts of Canada. The wilderness starts in Florida and extends around the rest of the globe.
B For Bendetta
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Grover Cleveland
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:jnc
Go for it. I've cleansed my body of sodium and hate along time ago. You won't get it from me no matter how hard you try.
B For Bendetta
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You are going to lose your fuckin mind when the Refs stand there holding their flags while The Hawks mug the receivers all day aren't you?
It is your destiny!! Embrace it!
I don't blame the refs. If these receivers want it, they should follow the example of Eddie Mac and beat the hell out of the DBs at the line. Plain and simple. Don't want to be mugged? Then don't let it happen.
If I was you I would stick to your plan of annoying folks with WORLD CHAMPIONS and fighting the handegg comments. I dub thee Jak Goodell and put you on defending the NFLGAF OT Shield. I want you to be successful in your endeveavors because the handegg stuff is just inane.
My destiny is to enjoy the game no matter the outcome. And that's what I'll do. Passion is one thing salt is another. Best you'll get is passion.
B For Bendetta
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is that before or after wes takes dick out of the game?
I will laugh my dick off if this happens
Let the hate flow through you. We will see how emotionally in check you are during the game. I would freak out at every play if the Rams were in it. Hell even a playoff game
B For Bendetta
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Fuck you Greg. Fuck a chance at a winning record would make me premie ejie
I'll be passionate, certainly. If things don't go the way I want them to, will I take it out on you guys in the form of salt? No. Will I be upset? Yes. I think that's a normal reaction. You'd be better off picking a random to get salt from than the guys that hang around here imo.
I hope you get that some day
B For Bendetta
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The randoms salt is fake. Two years long at the max. Salt from the regulars is NFL-Age's lifeforce. We all watch each other's roller coaster of emotion every year, and the Super Bowl is the ultimate culmination. There is nothing better than watching a regular freak the fuck out when their team loses their last game of the season. That's why I pledged to throw the biggest bitch fit ever if the Rams ever lose anything important. For everyone's amusement. For the greater good.
I'm letting my money ride with Simpbox's 12th alt.
B For Bendetta
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Jesus, $100 to get drunk.
$24 if you're Gator.
2 white zinfandels for the Gata
Alligatorjandro
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Fuck you guys. I hate all of you.
B For Bendetta
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Pussay
Well good luck I guess. Wish you the best in your Tenorman quest. Oddly poetic.
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