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NFL Offseason Thread - Who cares who won we got a draft to prepare for!

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MechDX

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The Iron Sheik ‏@the_ironsheik · Mar 1
You fuck with the Allen Iverson you fuck with the Iron Sheik. Dont fuck with him oterhweise you are dead dog giraffe tits jabroni
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Da fuck....
 
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bionic77

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
fuck no. jed and company can go fuck themselves if they let harbs go



it's just funny how it all comes about. this is a media story and there's nothing else to talk about so they took it and ran with it. browns call and are turned down on a trade and now there is a major problem with harbs and these magical "franchise players" are dissatisfied with harbs. yeah, i'm sure pwill and frank gore would rather go back to winning 5 games a year.

i'm sure harbs rubs some people the wrong way. i'm sure every coach that has ever coached has rubbed some players the wrong way. i only give a shit about one thing and it's probably the samething that players ultimately care about: winning
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You still going to love him when York trades him for Tomlin and he leads us to our 7th ring?
 
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The Artful Dodger

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
it's just funny how it all comes about. this is a media story and there's nothing else to talk about so they took it and ran with it. browns call and are turned down on a trade and now there is a major problem with harbs and these magical "franchise players" are dissatisfied with harbs. yeah, i'm sure pwill and frank gore would rather go back to winning 5 games a year.

i'm sure harbs rubs some people the wrong way. i'm sure every coach that has ever coached has rubbed some players the wrong way. i only give a shit about one thing and it's probably the samething that players ultimately care about: winning
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Agreed. Coughlin has similar stories, I'm sure Parcells and the hoodie have stories that go that way too. It's not like he's a McDaniels, or a Schiano. Dude wins games.

But yeah that trade rumor + offseason is the reason this story is getting any traction.
 
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Kastrioti

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BlackGhost said:
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Really stupid of the Niners to let him go, and despite Handshake-Gate, I've always respected Harbaugh as a coach and would rank him in the Top 3 in the league with Belichick and Payton ahead of him (Carroll is probably right there as well).

However as it has been mentioned he seems like the type of guy that just has problems with people if he works with them for a long extended period of time. I honestly wonder what Alex Smith has too think about all this. He essentially got dumped for an inferior QB (IMO) and I wonder if that caused some sort of distrust in the locker room.

Obviously winning cures all, and if the Niners do well, I don't think you'll see locker room tension. But it's really interesting to see that Harbaugh is having problems with Niner players as well.

Either way whatever happens, if/when the 49ers do not sign Harbaugh he will be the most wanted coach in the free agent market other than Joe Lombardi (Lions new Offensive Coordinator) after we win our first Super Bowl next year.
 
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MRSA

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Konka said:
Whiskey is the best. What you talking about?
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Kastrioti

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I'm drinking a refreshing Budweiser & Clamato Picante tall can. Budweiser by itself is piss but add Clamato to any average American beer and it becomes delicious.
 
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MechDX

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http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...rs-currently-prefer-carr-to-manziel/#comments

Sam Farmer of the Los Angeles Times has the Raiders taking quarterback Derek Carr over Johnny Manziel in Farmer’s latest mock draft, with this observation: “The Raiders are known for their unconventional picks, so Manziel might seem like a natural fit for them. Word is, though, that they liked Carr more coming out of the Combine.”
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Smokescreens everywhere!
or is it??? Dun Dun Dun!!!
 
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Tom Penny

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Fun fact. You can shotgun bottles of beer just like cans. All you need is a bendy straw. Put the straw in the bottle until then bendy part. Bend it over the outside of the bottle hold it and drink the beer like normal. It's basically a funnel.
 
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Bread

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Tom Penny said:
Fun fact. You can shotgun bottles of beer just like cans. All you need is a bendy straw. Put the straw in the bottle until then bendy part. Bend it over the outside of the bottle hold it and drink the beer like normal. It's basically a funnel.
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i know
 
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rando14

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A friend in college brought some Absinthe from a trip. I remember it being absolutely filthy and it burned like a motherfucker... That said I had one of the most fun nights of my life with that stuff roaring in my belly

I miss college!!
 
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mr2xxx

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Tom Penny said:
Fun fact. You can shotgun bottles of beer just like cans. All you need is a bendy straw. Put the straw in the bottle until then bendy part. Bend it over the outside of the bottle hold it and drink the beer like normal. It's basically a funnel.
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No real man going to start putting floresent straws in their beer. Gotta hit the top of the beer and then take your friend to hospital when he ends drinking glass and spitting up blood.
 
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XiaNaphryz

LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
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Previously, in NFL-GAF Prison Chronicles:

NFL-GAF Prison part 1.
NFL-GAF Prison part 2.
NFL-GAF Prison part 3.
NFL-GAF Prison part 4.
NFL-GAF Prison part 5.
NFL-GAF Prison part 6.
NFL-GAF Prison part 7.
NFL-GAF Prison part 8.
NFL-GAF Prison part 9.
NFL-GAF Prison part 10.
NFL-GAF Prison part 11.
NFL-GAF Prison part 12.
NFL-GAF Prison part 13.
NFL-GAF Prison part 14.
NFL-GAF Prison part 15.
NFL-GAF Prison part 16.
NFL-GAF Prison part 17.
NFL-GAF Prison part 18.
NFL-GAF Prison part 19.
NFL-GAF Prison part 20.
NFL-GAF Prison part 21.
NFL-GAF Prison part 22.

As always, click on any of the smaller images to get the full res screenshot.

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PRISONER STATUS
Released: None
Released (Parole): Tom Penny, Slo
Missing/Escaped: Godslay
Dead: None

Last we left off, several inmates are destroying the showers as guards try to rush in and contain the situation.



Frankman and Cloudy are taken down and cuffed. MechDX tries to ignore the ruckus and finish his shower.

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JABEE gets whacked in the head with a baton and is also quickly cuffed.

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Futurevoid, Coldplay, and Rorschach are then taken out and it would appear that would be the end of things. Those cuffed would head to their cells for lockdown.



Just as people are about to head out to breakfast, a few inmates who ended their lockdown penalties early come storming back in and start to try and restart shit led by, of course, BlackGhost. Batman gets riled up again, and Buckethead finally blows his lid and also joins in.

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The guards quickly focus on BlackGhost, and Buckethead starts to duke it out with Greg. Batman gets Futurevoid to join in as well.

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Hilariously, Greg gets caught from behind and cuffed by one of the guards focusing on BlackGhost who then goes back to working with the other guard on taking down BG. Futurevoid takes out a hidden utensil and starts attacking the third guard. Buckethead then moves in to try and take advantage of Greg's and Cloudy's inability to defend themselves.

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Batman and Futurevoid are quickly dealt with, and BlackGhost once again finds his head slammed into a wall and unconscious. The three guards then move in on Buckethead.

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Buckethead down, the guards proceed to escort the cuffed prisoners to their cells once again.



After a few days of unsatisfactory meals, the inmates get a decent spread for breakfast. We'll see if this calms things down for a bit.



Meanwhile, Coldplay gets out of his lockdown penalty and immediately gets into a fight with the guards. He'll be going back to his cell soon enough.

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Make that solitary, as after he's taken down the guards find a shiv in his possession.

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As prisoners get escorted to solitary, or in an unconscious BlackGhost's case their cell, a worker starts repairing the damage in the shower.



Those who managed to get to breakfast are enjoying their meals for once.



Hoping it will help defuse tensions a bit more, after breakfast the warden schedules some Free Time.



A downtrodden naked DM walks down the halls towards the shower. He was stuck in solitary during the earlier fracas and wasn't able to take one earlier. Meanwhile Kave heads to the Common Room, MechDX and RBH hits the weight benches, and Rorschach spots SpinDasher smuggling a stolen spoon into his uniform.



Deciding to put the phone booth we have had sitting in storage since the start to use, a worker installs it in the Canteen.



Dutch hasn't moved from that spot since the shower fight. A guard moves in to check on him as DM showers.



As the work shift starts, Greg, yankeehater, Coldplay, and Fox are on cooking duty as squicken cleans the canteen. Looks like nothing but bacon for dinner.



Several others head to the Laundry and Workshop. BlackGhost is also on cleaning duty, and chuckddd and cajun meet with family in the visitation room.



Frankman starts putting metal sheets through the table saw to prepare them for pressing into license plates.



The kitchen workers start hauling in more ingredients just delivered.



cajunator starts taking the cut metal pieces and starts pressing license plates.



As dinner time arrives and the inmates get another decent meal, tensions seem to have lowered significantly.



There's enough food for even the late stragglers who don't get in until 90 minutes into dinner.



Dinner passes without incident, and everyone heads out for Yard Time.



The prisoners keep to themselves for the most part. Batman gets some weightlifting in as DN makes a phone call. Greg chats with his clique-mate Wedge about something.



With things seemingly calmed down, the warden resets the schedule to one meal a day, though still at Medium quantity. The work shifts have been reduced and more Free Time sections added back in.



A naked Dutch walks down the halls towards the shower.



As the day winds down, several inmates decide to go to bed early and catch some extra sleep.



Futurevoid somehow got kicked out of his cell, and has to sleep in the Holding Cell tonight.



The day rolls over and we get our daily income.



We use most of the funds to hire a Psychologist, who we place in the Medical Ward. This will give us more info on each prisoner.



As an example, you can see here that WedgeX is in desparate need of some recreation time.



Here we see Dutch has a bunch of needs listed. The colored lines mean that particular need is actively being addressed and will become reduced over time in the current state.



BlackGhost has even more needs listed, no wonder he's always cranky.



And here's DM. We'll probably need to get more pool tables and maybe a TV or two setup in the common room given all the recreation needs we're seeing.



More raw materials arrive for the Workshop.



Finally, the Pyschologist gives us access to this Needs summary report. Recreation is the biggest complaint.



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With the new alpha release, prisoners will need classroom training before being able to work in the kitchen and workshop. So we'll likely try to expand the cleaning closet so more prisoners can at least work as janitors until we get money for a classroom.

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Reminder - For anyone wanting to see the master list of who's in the game, who needs more in-depth prison bios, and info on how to get your name on the list or more info for your character, go to this post:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=96106213&postcount=15013

And as always, all images and posts are being archived here: https://xianaphryz.imgur.com
 
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Coldnoodle

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Name: snesfreak
Bio: “Serving multiple consecutive life sentences for over 2000 attempts to murder Sony execs. Insane in the membrane. The oldest living human on Earth, but make no mistake he will cut you. Second largest shareholder of Taco Bell, behind only Josh Freeman.”
DOB: 11/25/1881
Body type: Eric Forman.
Skin tone: Conan O’Brien.

For Xia
 
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bionic77

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MRSA said:
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I still think she is kind of a plain jane.

If I was single I would flirt with her and be very happy to bone her in real life, but she looks like an extra and is not that looks like cg Hollywood levels of hot (see Hally Barry in her prime).
 
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MRSA

Banned
bionic77 said:
I still think she is kind of a plain jane.

If I was single I would flirt with her and be very happy to bone her in real life, but she looks like an extra and is not that looks like cg Hollywood levels of hot (see Hally Barry in her prime).
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Hollywood levels of hot is a rare achievement bionic. Its quite difficult to find a Sandra Bullock or Carrie Underwood in person or on the internets.
 
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