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Johnny Squickened
That chicken waffle sandwich looked very sad.
I'll take Bortles. He's like a less rapey Big Ben.
That was my reaction too.Trade UP to get an offensive Tackle? HAHAHA
Those are supposed to sprout in your mouth.Sprouting my second wisdom tooth and it's kinda been a pain in the ass.
He doesn't have Big Ben's arm. The thing that gets lost on Bortles is people look at him and think he has a cannon. Bridgewater has the best arm of the the top QBs, but I guess the worry is he has small hands. 9.25" is fine and anything below 9" is a worry, and he's supposedly sub 9"
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His solo at the George Harrison tribute at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is amazing
His solo begins at 3:30, but the song is excellent so I recommend watching the whole thing.
I've never thought of Big Ben having a big arm.
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...Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 3m
Cowboys announced the hiring of Scott Linehan as the team's passing game coordinator.
Bruce Feldman ‏@BFeldmanCBS 1m
RT @MichaelJLev Monte Kiffin reassigned to assistant head coach/defense in Dallas. Rod Marinelli now the #Cowboys' DC.
Uhhhh, what?
Please no.
The Vikings drafting Johnny Football would be amazing. Suh and the boys would crush him in our first matchup.
@brian_mcintyre: Linehan will handle the play-calling duties on O, as expected. Callahan remains offensive coordinator & OL coach.
So Callahan is the OC but Linehan calls the plays while Garrett... prepares his resume?Well good for Jerry. Hot Rod was who Lovie wanted as DC I think
e never mind
So Callahan is the OC but Linehan calls the plays while Garrett... prepares his resume?
He's waiting to retire until the Browns formally give him the job offer.Figured something would happen. Actually thought Kiffin would "retire"
So I'm kinda excited for this TMNT movie..
So I'm kinda excited for this TMNT movie..
amateursEverythings at a standstill. Ive never seen sales this low ever. the fastest selling station is normally pulling 700-1000 gals/hr at this time of night. Its selling 140 gallons.
At least it isnt sleeting/snowing anymore. Its like a skating rink outside. Nobody drives on shit like this. Its impossible. Unless you like driving 30mph or wrecking your car.
Everythings at a standstill. Ive never seen sales this low ever. the fastest selling station is normally pulling 700-1000 gals/hr at this time of night. Its selling 140 gallons.
At least it isnt sleeting/snowing anymore. Its like a skating rink outside. Nobody drives on shit like this. Its impossible. Unless you like driving 30mph or wrecking your car.
If our nation's strongest residents cannot drive in that white filth, no one can. NO ONE.Or unless you live in the North.
Browns-age smhSo I'm kinda excited for this TMNT movie..
He can throw guys open with his arm 30 yards downfield. He has a big arm.I've never thought of Big Ben having a big arm.
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amateurs
Dude yall salt the roads. Anyone can drive on salted roads. Id drive all day on a treated road.
try driving when you cant go over 30 or you go in the ditch. Theres no road salting.
The turtles always been swole
It's been cold enough up here that salting doesn't work!
Winter tiresSo youre telling me that everyone drives 25-30 mph? How the hell do you get anywhere?
So youre telling me that everyone drives 25-30 mph? How the hell do you get anywhere?
So youre telling me that everyone drives 25-30 mph? How the hell do you get anywhere?
Everythings at a standstill. Ive never seen sales this low ever. the fastest selling station is normally pulling 700-1000 gals/hr at this time of night. Its selling 140 gallons.
At least it isnt sleeting/snowing anymore. Its like a skating rink outside. Nobody drives on shit like this. Its impossible. Unless you like driving 30mph or wrecking your car.
Aren't you usually super busy at work? I imagine this is a nice change of pace.
Id prefer to be a little busy.
This doesnt happen often here so there are no snow tires, no road salt, no ploughs or snow chains. Just normal tires on unsalted roads. Just cannot drive in it without the usual tools. I managed it but its very dangerous without the proper equipped tires/equipment. Its not case of bravado or getting "used to it" its dangerous as fuck to drive in this at anytime.
if you absolutely have to like in the case of this going on for a week or two I would make the best of it but given a choice Id just stay home and not risk it.
Look at these newbies and their weak winter driving.
I guffaw from afar!![]()
Dispatch can indulge in a bag of dicks. My dispatchers and I don't get along. They try to make run a lot of calls. Too bad I purposely take the longest route and drive slower than on old Asian grandma. Not to mention I don't answer their pages for an update.