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NFL Offseason Thread - Who cares who won we got a draft to prepare for!

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squicken

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I'll take Bortles. He's like a less rapey Big Ben.

He doesn't have Big Ben's arm. The thing that gets lost on Bortles is people look at him and think he has a cannon. Bridgewater has the best arm of the the top QBs, but I guess the worry is he has small hands. 9.25" is fine and anything below 9" is a worry, and he's supposedly sub 9"

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Slo

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He doesn't have Big Ben's arm. The thing that gets lost on Bortles is people look at him and think he has a cannon. Bridgewater has the best arm of the the top QBs, but I guess the worry is he has small hands. 9.25" is fine and anything below 9" is a worry, and he's supposedly sub 9"

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I've never thought of Big Ben having a big arm.

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Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 3m
Cowboys announced the hiring of Scott Linehan as the team's passing game coordinator.

Bruce Feldman ‏@BFeldmanCBS 1m
RT @MichaelJLev Monte Kiffin reassigned to assistant head coach/defense in Dallas. Rod Marinelli now the #Cowboys' DC.

Uhhhh, what?
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squicken

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Well good for Jerry. Hot Rod was who Lovie wanted as DC I think

e never mind

@brian_mcintyre: Linehan will handle the play-calling duties on O, as expected. Callahan remains offensive coordinator & OL coach.
 

squicken

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So Callahan is the OC but Linehan calls the plays while Garrett... prepares his resume?

They are that kind of team that is paralyzed by always being close. If they would just bottom out one year I think Jerry might realize how much he just needs to let them have a couple of Raiders years and clean out of the dead money
 

cajunator

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Everythings at a standstill. Ive never seen sales this low ever. the fastest selling station is normally pulling 700-1000 gals/hr at this time of night. Its selling 140 gallons.
At least it isnt sleeting/snowing anymore. Its like a skating rink outside. Nobody drives on shit like this. Its impossible. Unless you like driving 30mph or wrecking your car.
 

Bread

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Everythings at a standstill. Ive never seen sales this low ever. the fastest selling station is normally pulling 700-1000 gals/hr at this time of night. Its selling 140 gallons.
At least it isnt sleeting/snowing anymore. Its like a skating rink outside. Nobody drives on shit like this. Its impossible. Unless you like driving 30mph or wrecking your car.
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Konka

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Everythings at a standstill. Ive never seen sales this low ever. the fastest selling station is normally pulling 700-1000 gals/hr at this time of night. Its selling 140 gallons.
At least it isnt sleeting/snowing anymore. Its like a skating rink outside. Nobody drives on shit like this. Its impossible. Unless you like driving 30mph or wrecking your car.

Or unless you live in the North.
 

Narag

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Dude yall salt the roads. Anyone can drive on salted roads. Id drive all day on a treated road.
try driving when you cant go over 30 or you go in the ditch. Theres no road salting.

It's been cold enough up here that salting doesn't work!
 

Vyroxis

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So youre telling me that everyone drives 25-30 mph? How the hell do you get anywhere?

Decent tires, being careful, leaving with enough time in the current conditions. A couple nights ago I was doing 10mph for the better part of an hour in complete white out conditions. All it takes is skill, and patience.
 

Goro Majima

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Everythings at a standstill. Ive never seen sales this low ever. the fastest selling station is normally pulling 700-1000 gals/hr at this time of night. Its selling 140 gallons.
At least it isnt sleeting/snowing anymore. Its like a skating rink outside. Nobody drives on shit like this. Its impossible. Unless you like driving 30mph or wrecking your car.

Aren't you usually super busy at work? I imagine this is a nice change of pace.
 

cajunator

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Aren't you usually super busy at work? I imagine this is a nice change of pace.

Id prefer to be a little busy.
This doesnt happen often here so there are no snow tires, no road salt, no ploughs or snow chains. Just normal tires on unsalted roads. Just cannot drive in it without the usual tools. I managed it but its very dangerous without the proper equipped tires/equipment. Its not case of bravado or getting "used to it" its dangerous as fuck to drive in this at anytime.
if you absolutely have to like in the case of this going on for a week or two I would make the best of it but given a choice Id just stay home and not risk it.
 

MRSA

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Id prefer to be a little busy.
This doesnt happen often here so there are no snow tires, no road salt, no ploughs or snow chains. Just normal tires on unsalted roads. Just cannot drive in it without the usual tools. I managed it but its very dangerous without the proper equipped tires/equipment. Its not case of bravado or getting "used to it" its dangerous as fuck to drive in this at anytime.
if you absolutely have to like in the case of this going on for a week or two I would make the best of it but given a choice Id just stay home and not risk it.

Dispatch can indulge in a bag of dicks. My dispatchers and I don't get along. They try to make run a lot of calls. Too bad I purposely take the longest route and drive slower than on old Asian grandma. Not to mention I don't answer their pages for an update.
 

Konka

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Dispatch can indulge in a bag of dicks. My dispatchers and I don't get along. They try to make run a lot of calls. Too bad I purposely take the longest route and drive slower than on old Asian grandma. Not to mention I don't answer their pages for an update.

You're snes.
 
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