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Bread · Jul 21, 2015

i'm excited for TDR and Chris's yearly jump off of the tannehill bandwagon

The_Darkest_Red · Jul 21, 2015

Pepiope said:
Hey! Sanchez is a top-tier back-up QB.

He excels at accelerating back-up into your back-end.

Bread said:
i'm excited for TDR and Chris's yearly jump off of the tannehill bandwagon

I'm excited for you to eat shit.

Fox318 · Jul 21, 2015

Pepiope said:
Hey! Sanchez is a top-tier back-up QB.

he is a bitch

Bread · Jul 21, 2015

The_Darkest_Red said:
I'm excited for you to eat shit.

hey at least you jump back on every year too!

The_Darkest_Red · Jul 21, 2015

Bread said:
hey at least you jump back on every year too!

For your information, I have only jumped off the bandwagon once and it was early last season. Tannehill was pretty bad the first three or four weeks and I thought he had peaked. Turns out it was probably just him getting used to the new offense.

Draxal · Jul 21, 2015

cajunator said:
Seriously though, are there other tongue in cheek maps of other states like that showing an insiders view of what each region is like?

Here's the NJ one.

Himynameischris · Jul 21, 2015

squicken said:
Tannehill

So a bunch of bullshit topped off with "qb wins" keep being useless espn

Also fuck you bread

Hindl · Jul 21, 2015

Draxal said:
Here's the NJ one.

Living just outside Atlantic City on the mainland, this is incredibly accurate. Bunch of rich homes on the islands, then there's AC, and the town it connects to on the mainland is real rough. Then the rest of the land is only pine trees

jakncoke · Jul 21, 2015

lold at pretty much alabama

Bread · Jul 21, 2015

The_Darkest_Red said:
For your information, I have only jumped off the bandwagon once and it was early last season. Tannehill was pretty bad the first three or four weeks and I thought he had peaked. Turns out it was probably just him getting used to the new offense.

whatever you say friend!

cajunator · Jul 21, 2015

Draxal said:
Here's the NJ one.

I love these! Is there one for Pennsylvania?

MechDX · Jul 21, 2015

Bread said:
i would never

i was murdered in an elevator and this is the sympathy i get?

There were no witnesses except Greg. And Greg dont count

Dega · Jul 21, 2015

The word of a Pat against the word of a Texan. We all know who wins here.

Line_HTX · Jul 21, 2015

Okay, so apparently it's official: The Texas drought is over. It sure doesn't feel like it's over with how hot it is the past month. It needs to rain super hard here again.

Brian Hoyer, whom ESPN voters apparently presume will be the starter, was ranked No. 30, in the fourth (or bottom) tier. ESPN described Tier 4 as typically reserved for unproven starters or those who might not be expected to last in the lineup all season.

Should've gotten a better QB. This offense is going to drag Watt down again... Incoming record stalled drives and red zone FGs.

Warren Moon is dead to me. Add atop of that he's the Seahawks radio caster saying those blasphemous AFC South predictions?

Hindl · Jul 21, 2015

jakncoke said:
lold at pretty much alabama

It's true there's nothing but farms there. And what is there has the confederate flag waving proudly. South Jersye turns into redneck heaven once you leave the shore

squicken · Jul 21, 2015

Line_HTX said:
Okay, so apparently it's official: The Texas drought is over. It sure doesn't feel like it's over with how hot it is the past month. It needs to rain super hard here again.

Should've gotten a better QB. This offense is going to drag Watt down again... Incoming record stalled drives and red zone FGs.

Warren Moon is dead to me. Add atop of that he's the Seahawks radio caster saying those blasphemous AFC South predictions?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGD5uvrU0AAz1P1.png:large[/MG][/QUOTE]

I agree with the idea to start Mallett, simply b/c he may a few [I]7 Days in Hell[/I] styled super days

ampere · Jul 21, 2015

MechDX said:
In the middle of cowboys territory while on vacation . Heading into town to see Ant Man while wearing a Battle Red Texans shirt.

Come at me you fucks!!

If you die can I have JJ Watt for the Pats

Dega · Jul 21, 2015

ciaossu said:
If you die can I have JJ Watt for the Pats

You have to speak to wienke about that.

Alligatorjandro · Jul 21, 2015

ciaossu said:
If you die can I have JJ Watt for the Pats

Yes

Pepiope · Jul 21, 2015

ciaossu said:
If you die can I have JJ Watt for the Pats

With the way Chip runs his practices, JJ Watt would clearly prefer to be an Eagle.

Greg · Jul 21, 2015

MechDX said:
There were no witnesses except Greg. And Greg dont count

WOAH

Goro Majima · Jul 21, 2015

Dega said:
You have to speak to wienke about that.

No

Sweeney Tom · Jul 21, 2015

So glad Drew Magary's Why Your Team Sucks is back

There are certain head coaches who make for disastrous retreads, and Lovie Smith is one of them. We all think of Rich Kotite as a walking punchline, but Rich Kotite went 36-28 as head coach of the Eagles before he burned the Jets to the ground. It took that second job for his true shittiness to be laid bare. Thats where Lovie Smith is right now. Hes right in the Mooch Zone. Five months from now, when he staggers out of Tampa with five total wins to his name, people will ask, How the fuck did THAT guy take a team to a Super Bowl? And there will be no good answer.

BaltimoreLarry · Jul 21, 2015

I'm heading to beautiful and exotic Baltimore, Maryland tomorrow. Time to replace my Ngata, Oher, and Torrey Smith t-shirts. Yes, at a point I had a Michael Oher jersey t-shirt. It was on clearance, and the front only had the Ravens logo. Went great with zip up hoodies.

The_Darkest_Red · Jul 21, 2015

Sweeney Tom said:
So glad Drew Magary's Why Your Team Sucks is back

But Im sure hell soon flourish in a Ken Whisenhunt offense that is tailored to quarterbacks who have the EXACT OPPOSITE SKILL SET. In the Whisenhunt offense, your job is stand ramrod straight and throw the ball 30 yards down field, incomplete. Im worried that Mariota doesnt possess the immobility necessary to pull that off.

:jnc

Bread · Jul 21, 2015

Greg said:
WOAH

texans fans are disrespectful

cajunator · Jul 21, 2015

Lol Deadspin is going to eviscerate the Saints this year.
I cant wait to read it.

Line_HTX · Jul 21, 2015

Bread said:
texans fans are disrespectful

BigAT · Jul 21, 2015

Sweeney Tom said:
So glad Drew Magary's Why Your Team Sucks is back

How the fuck did THAT guy take a team to a Super Bowl?

A team quarterbacked by Rex Grossman no less.

cajunator · Jul 21, 2015

a damned good defense that year thats how they got there.

Grexeno · Jul 21, 2015

Sweeney Tom said:
So glad Drew Magary's Why Your Team Sucks is back

So he's doing it in order of draft pick this year? Saving the best for last.

Sweeney Tom · Jul 21, 2015

Grexeno said:
So he's doing it in order of draft pick this year? Saving the best for last.

You always end with the one that has the most material.

Like last year, they ended with the Cowboys. (Highly recommend reading that one, especially the fans' part: deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-dallas-cowboys-1630689925)

Draxal · Jul 21, 2015

BaltimoreLarry said:
I'm heading to beautiful and exotic Baltimore, Maryland tomorrow. Time to replace my Ngata, Oher, and Torrey Smith t-shirts. Yes, at a point I had a Michael Oher jersey t-shirt. It was on clearance, and the front only had the Ravens logo. Went great with zip up hoodies.

Going to pick up 10 Flacco jerseys right?

Malalaw · Jul 21, 2015

cajunator said:
Lol Deadspin is going to eviscerate the Saints this year.
I cant wait to read it.

Hey no, have a little faith.

Sweeney Tom · Jul 21, 2015

The_Darkest_Red said:
:jnc

The NFL has sentenced them to a nationally televised game against the Jaguars on a Thursday, where it will rival Mr. Ed reruns taped off Nick at Nite 25 years ago in ratings.

Fuck this team.

G*d I love the fan comments

Spinluck · Jul 21, 2015

wienke said:
What? No.

Cajun had his time as thread dictator. We're back to democracy now with president grober.

I am the president of this thread.

chuckddd · Jul 21, 2015

jakncoke · Jul 21, 2015

chuckddd said:

somewhere greg is nodding and agreeing

Coldnoodle · Jul 21, 2015

HELLO

Sweeney Tom · Jul 21, 2015

chuckddd said:

Agreed

Line_HTX · Jul 21, 2015

Spinluck said:
I am the president of this thread.

Injustice.

Dega · Jul 21, 2015

Spinluck said:
I am the president of this thread.

You did it.

Goodbye forever NFL GAF.

jakncoke · Jul 21, 2015

Spinluck said:
I am the president of this thread.

You can cook the prison food and thats it biiiiitch

Grover Cleveland · Jul 21, 2015

Spinluck said:
I am the president of this thread.

Adorable

Goro Majima · Jul 21, 2015

Spinluck said:
I am the president of this thread.

You're the chef that we deserve

Dutch Gronk · Jul 21, 2015

Grover Cleveland said:
Adorable

Yo my man,

As your Vice-president, I feel we need to play Some Fifa against each other so we can discuss stuff.

jakncoke · Jul 21, 2015

wienke said:
You're the chef that we deserve

8 X 11 Printer Paper · Jul 21, 2015

If I'm elected president I will make even more disrespectful gifs towards the Patriot fandom!

Sweeney Tom · Jul 21, 2015

8 X 11 Printer Paper said:
If I'm elected president I will make even more disrespectful gifs towards the Patriot fandom!

Make anime mandatory and I'm throwing full support behind you, oh captain my captain

cajunator · Jul 21, 2015

Malalaw said:
Hey no, have a little faith.

From last year? We were garbage. theyre gonna tear us apart lol.

Now for 2016 hopefully they will have less to nitpick.

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