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[MechDX]

Favorite game was Texans at Browns.

Gave us Mallett looking Brady-like running the offense with efficiency. JJ getting Back to back roughing penalties, verbally talking Shit back to the dog pound then running a beautiful fade route for a TD reception. Gave us the SaveKave.jpeg and BG wore his Mallettar for a month

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

Nah, saving the money for pizza

 

[Bread]

Nah, saving the money for pizza

don't be fat, play rocket league.

 

[Fox318]

And he'll continue to be shit and a bench warmer. I'm sorry BG, it's the truth.

What you can't see in that image is Johnny is tied up with zipties and heading to rehab.

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

don't be fat, play rocket league.

Nah, I will start a Madden league with my best buddy Mech.

 

[Bread]

Nah, I will start a Madden league with my best buddy Mech.

me you and your bro would make a great team, me doing all the cool stuff while you fucks sit back and rack up the wins.

 

[Pepiope]

me you and your bro would make a great team, me doing all the cool stuff while you fucks sit back and rack up the wins.

This is probably how the Patriots' ball boys felt.

 

[Tom Penny]

So ummm co-workers want to go to a strip club....during lunch on Thursday...(it's some dudes birthday and he's living for vegas Thursday night)


I said I'd go and this will be the first time I'm going to a strip club,

I swear you have said this before..

 

[Himynameischris]

I swear you have said this before..

Yes I was supposed to go with other co-workers but I forgot why it fell through, they don't work here anymore though.

 

[Tom Penny]

Yes I was supposed to go with other co-workers but I forgot why it fell through, they don't work here anymore though.

I don't get going to the strip club for lunch. That's seems ridiculous. Back in the day we had a spot that from 5-7 on weekdays was 5 dollar pitchers at a freaking strip club

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

How long do the Jags have left in Jacksonville?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

How long do the Jags have left in Jacksonville?

I don't think they'll leave.

 

[Himynameischris]

I don't think they'll leave.

I'm sure you don't want them too

I don't get going to the strip club for lunch. That's seems ridiculous. Back in the day we had a spot that from 5-7 on weekdays was 5 dollar pitchers at a freaking strip club

Yeah I don't know, I didn't want to be the wet blanket though and say no so w/e I'm going.

 

[Line_HTX]

NRG Stadium

Capacity: 71,500

Naming Rights: NRG Energy at $10 million/year through 2032

Cost: $449 million

Public Financing: 43%

We're all getting scammed out of paying $193 million for this building. This is a giant blood offering for the greater good....

 

[jakncoke]

How long do the Jags have left in Jacksonville?

The new lease that expires in 2030 makes it unlikely the Jags are leaving.

 

[MRSA]

I fell asleep twice during this orientation. There better not be a test.

 

[jbug617]

I fell asleep twice during this orientation. There better not be a test.

you would probably cheat

 

[Himynameischris]

you would probably cheat

and fail

 

[Malalaw]

Hello friends.

 

[jbug617]

NFLPA going forward with the collusion accusation between Cowboys and Broncos. https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/620717347561603072

 

[Line_HTX]

I forget, why is this collusion again? What happened?

 

[MechDX]

The new lease that expires in 2030 makes it unlikely the Jags are leaving.

Ha. Leases mean Jack and squat to the owners. Even if they don't want to pay a buyout they just tank and watch attendance drop and get out via clause.

Nah, I will start a Madden league with my best buddy Mech.

You would treat me like bread. "Hey get back into this game and buy the expansions. I won't stop playing I swear"

Promptly quits a week later

 

[Bread]

RIP Dr Chang

he will be missed in court where he was supposed to be on trial for multiple counts of doctor assisted murder

 

[Confrontation]

I forget, why is this collusion again? What happened?

I think it's basically the Broncos and Coboys have been in contact trying to avoid having to 'overpay' Thomas and Dez.

 

[jakncoke]

Ha. Leases mean Jack and squat to the owners. Even if they don't want to pay a buyout they just tank and watch attendance drop and get out via clause.



You would treat me like bread. "Hey get back into this game and buy the expansions. I won't stop playing I swear"

Promptly quits a week later

Still not seeing it happen, where would they even go realistically?

 

[Lee Chaolan]

NRG Stadium

Capacity: 71,500

Naming Rights: NRG Energy at $10 million/year through 2032

Cost: $449 million

Public Financing: 43%

We're all getting scammed out of paying $193 million for this building. This is a giant blood offering for the greater good....

Spoiler

KA-REN

 

[MRSA]

Bead is a bitch

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

You would treat me like bread. "Hey get back into this game and buy the expansions. I won't stop playing I swear"

Promptly quits a week later

Don't you dare compare me to a Pats fan.

If you're scared that your Madden skills are equivalent to the real life Texans then just be a man and admit it.

 

[Bread]

I swindled mech into selling his soul for a few exotics

muahahahah

back to rocket league where i sell my soul for a new hood ornament

 

[Malalaw]

Just won 9-1 on rocket league. People suck.


Just got them low rider wheels.

 

[BlackGhost]

I still haven't even downloaded rocket league yet, but you bums seem to love it.

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

The new lease that expires in 2030 makes it unlikely the Jags are leaving.

That's too bad. And Milana looked quite fetching at SDCC in the one picture I saw....

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I bought a rice cooker yesterday and it changed my life.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

I bought a rice cooker yesterday and it changed my life.

You bought Spinluck? That's pretty fucked up man

 

[Line_HTX]

I bought a rice cooker yesterday and it changed my life.

Are you going to also make green onion pancake and steamed buns? =D

 

[Alligatorjandro]

You bought Spinluck? That's pretty fucked up man

Rice cooker, not rice destroyer.

 

[BlackGhost]

You bought Spinluck? That's pretty fucked up man

Ketchup and rice in the the cooker lol.
Pukes

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Are you going to also make green onion pancake and steamed buns? =D

who

 

[DUFFMCWALIN]

If you get a couple lap dances from the same girl in a vip room she'll probably blow you with a condom on for extra money

This is a scam. If she'll give you a bj with condom just pay up for the full monty. Condom BJs are disappointing.

 

[jakncoke]

This is a scam. If she'll give you a bj with condom just pay up for the full monty. Condom BJs are disappointing.

Never been to a strip club just going by what friends and coworkers have experienced

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

why would anyone ever want a BJ with a condom on? i would honestly rather just jack myself off

 

[brentech]

Last Week Tonight and John Oliver on stadium funding.
Episode killed it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcwJt4bcnXs&feature=youtu.be

Tried getting into that game but can't. The early career mode is so bad I don't want to play it

You literally chose where you start your career....
either way, the career mode is just a job track. No real goals...it's really there to just guide you into different cars.

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

I swindled mech into selling his soul for a few exotics

muahahahah

back to rocket league where i sell my soul for a new hood ornament

Make yourself useful for once and swindle Mech into starting some Madden this weekend.

You literally chose where you start your career....
either way, the career mode is just a job track. No real goals...it's really there to just guide you into different cars.

I started from the bottom rung like a chump. Fuck those karts.

 

[Bread]

Make yourself useful for once and swindle Mech into starting some Madden this weekend.

It will take a serious amount of Watt gifs to get Mech back on my side and I'm not prepared to lower myself to that level!

 

[ampere]

NRG Stadium

Capacity: 71,500

Naming Rights: NRG Energy at $10 million/year through 2032

Cost: $449 million

Public Financing: 43%

We're all getting scammed out of paying $193 million for this building. This is a giant blood offering for the greater good....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcwJt4bcnXs Oliver got you

why would anyone ever want a BJ with a condom on? i would honestly rather just jack myself off

Honestly, I can rarely get off from BJs, no condom. I think with a condom I'd literally get nothing out of it

 

[brentech]

I started from the bottom rung like a chump. Fuck those karts.

Yeah, same here. I enjoyed it all until I hit Formula C. I burnt out on those, but am now enjoying the game doing race weekend events where you set the course / opponent types / length / weather and all that.

 

[chuckddd]

A roadrunner just walked up to me and hung out for 10 minutes today. Crazy shit.

e -

The open wheel stuff is like all I drive anymore. Fuck regular cars.

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

It will take a serious amount of Watt gifs to get Mech back on my side and I'm not prepared to lower myself to that level!

Smh. Going to schedule the madden 16 draft during your shift now.

 

[brentech]

The open wheel stuff is like all I drive anymore. Fuck regular cars.

I prefer the GT / DTM cars

 

[jakncoke]

why would anyone ever want a BJ with a condom on? i would honestly rather just jack myself off

True, i imagine it not being very enjoyable