Himynameischris
Member
Condoms are the worst*
*except when compared to the pats and pat fans, they are the worst.
*except when compared to the pats and pat fans, they are the worst.
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NFL Pre-Preseason Thread |OT| Milana Vayntrub presents "Wet Dreaming of a Super Bowl"
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Onions are the worst
BlackGhost
Banned
JJ Watt is the worst.
You're not my friend no more.
8 X 11 Printer Paper
Member
Just how BG can't leave Cleveland you won't be able to get rid of a Cleveland friend. Your stuck with him until Cleveland wins some kind of championship...so forever.
BlackGhost
Banned
Butts-a-plenty
Banned
He gonna do all that this year while coaching at the same time.
With BOTH hands tied behind his back! Yeah figure that shit out.
Butts-a-plenty
Banned
Bread pls.
Lee Chaolan
Member
I haven't either. Wondering if it's gonna be just a flash in the pan or if it has legs to stick around for a while.
he can't even dance, how well can he coach?
Ketchup with rice.
BlackGhost
Banned
:lol but smh
LOL @ this dude who hates homecooked food and wants to eat Wendy's and McDonald's every day.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1079215
WTF GAF
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1079215
WTF GAF
Hotter females around
Da fuck did you people just say, bitch? I'll have y'all know that J.J. Watt is the #1 player right now!
#RealAmerica
Good, he can weed himself out of the gene pool
In other news looks like DT and the Broncos are trying to get it done before the Thursday deadline:
http://www.9news.com/story/sports/2015/07/13/demaryius-thomas-denver-broncos/30110587/
Sounds like the sweet spot is going to be $13M - $14M per, with a good chunk guaranteed. I want DT back, and for as long as they can sign him.
Himynameischris
Member
So handsome
Alligatorjandro
Banned
How many playoff appearances does he have
So handsome
Himynameischris
Member
More than you
Your QB does have a hot girlfriend though, probably hotter than Tannenhill's.
Good taste in beer too.
Did you put tomato based BBQ sauce in it?
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Meanwhile, at the home run derby:
How about I put my foot up your ass instead
WesternHeretic
Member
I think Spinfuck would beat MRSA.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Sick burn bro
Elfforkusu
Member
While I have no love for the city of Seattle's sports teams (and I would be pretty ok with CenturyLink Field being taken out by a tsunami), that New Yorker article was terrifying. God damn. Great journalism though.
Grover Cleveland
Member
We taking bets on this?
*Puts on promoter hat*
I can have the MRSA-Spindasher bout as the undercard of the Greg-bionic ultimate table-tennis royale
CrocMother
Banned
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Both the East Bay here in NorCal and the PNW are overdue for major quakes. The particular fault here that's due goes right through Oakland, Berkeley, and a bunch of other highly populated areas. Hell, it literally goes right under UC Berkeley's football stadium.
Elfforkusu
Member
That doesn't seem quite right. I thought the Hayward Fault was a horizontal fault like San Andreas, so while it's not pretty when it goes, the upper limit is bad, but not city destroying.Both the East Bay here in NorCal and the PNW are overdue for major quakes. The particular fault here that's due goes right through Oakland, Berkeley, and a bunch of other highly populated areas. Hell, it literally goes right under UC Berkeley's football stadium.
The article is about the Cascadia subduction zone. Which is farther north. And will wreck your shit.
Consider the other option, eat Spinfuck's signature dish of ketchup rice.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
What doesn't seem right? The Hayward fault is due for a big quake. That's all I'm saying.
Elfforkusu
Member
Sorry, thought you were talking about same one I was.
Everything is due! West coast doomed coast. :|