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NFL Pre-Preseason Thread |OT| Milana Vayntrub presents "Wet Dreaming of a Super Bowl"

cajunator

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Heya MRSA :)

LOL @ this dude who hates homecooked food and wants to eat Wendy's and McDonald's every day.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1079215

WTF GAF

homecooked food is awesome but eating at a good restaurant is nice too. I dont cook much so I eat out at a lot of places.

That doesn't seem quite right. I thought the Hayward Fault was a horizontal fault like San Andreas, so while it's not pretty when it goes, the upper limit is bad, but not city destroying.

The article is about the Cascadia subduction zone. Which is farther north. And will wreck your shit.

Living that close to major fault lines would make me nervous as hell. Actually its pretty much out of the question. Too risky.
 

jbug617

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Your QB does have a hot girlfriend though, probably hotter than Tannenhill's.

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Good taste in beer too.

I think he broke up with her
 

cajunator

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We've noticed. Have you had your cholesterol checked?



How about hurricanes and tornadoes?

Yeah its still in normal range. Did a bloodtest last year for our new health insurance company, and all my results were normal. I always feel great and energetic so it makes sense.

Tornadoes down here are pretty weak, and hurricanes are still buffered by 30 miles of coastal land below me.
 

cajunator

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I am a really nervous person and my metabolism seems stupid high and Im always running at 100% energywise so its very likely that I have hyperthyroidism. Emphasis on hyper!
 
Random thought.

I just ran across the first Hard Knock episode from last year and in the opening coach meeting, Mike Smith says the overall goal is to play tough, smart football. We hear that coachspeak all the time. WE WANT TO BE TOUGH. WE WANT TO COMPETE.


Is that not...implied? Do you really have to spell out that toughness is a prerequisite trait of a successful professional football player?

Like I doubt any coach wants a locker room full of bitches who quit at the first sign of trouble. No one says "53 Jay Cutlers on my team is a-OK with me!!!!!"
 

cajunator

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Like today all I ate all day was an apple turnover pastry for breakfast, some chicken salad for lunch, and a couple slices of vienna sausage earlier. Nothing else since.
 
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