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[Godslay]

Uh...what the fuck?

It's the noodle arm test. If you would let him do that, then he has a noodle arm. If not, then he can throw the ball just fine.

 

[JABEE]

This is preseason Godslay. The Texans will be terrible! The Broncos are a pretty good team. Don't go crazy!

 

[MechDX]

Baby Gronk!

 

[eznark]

Godslay shitting up the thread with his sick garbage, yet again.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Matty Ice is a clownshoes nickname.

Damn that sideline reporter so thirsty for Manziel.

"So coach is Hoyer done for the day or will we be seeing Manziel?"
"No we'll start the 1s for one more drive"
"And then we'll see Manziel!"

Haha well done Schwartz.

They know who butters the bread. John Football keeps the lights on and food on the table. Connor Shaw doesn't.

Would you allow Manning to grab your dick and pull it as hard as he can with the possibility of ripping it all off?

 

[Godslay]

This is preseason Godslay. The Texans will be terrible! The Broncos are a pretty good team. Don't go crazy!

It's just a joke.

 

[Vyer]

Would you allow Manning to grab your dick and pull it as hard as he can with the possibility of ripping it all off?

Is this some sort of erotic fan fiction

 

[Talon]

Oh, wait, I forgot about Scam. That's a pretty good nickname.

Big Ben's still the best.

 

[Gobias]

Would you allow Manning to grab your dick and pull it as hard as he can with the possibility of ripping it all off?

:jnc

 

[truly101]

Is this some sort of erotic fan fiction

Only when he's pole dancing to Rocky Top

 

[Mindlog]

I don't respect you, but I love you.

 

[JABEE]

Let's go Grimes!

 

[Matrix]

Would you allow Manning to grab your dick and pull it as hard as he can with the possibility of ripping it all off?

Only if he was the Texans QB.

wait its a test of noodles lol

 

[Gobias]

Cleveland getting destroyed in the Arena Bowl. The curse continues.

 

[SliceSabre]

58 TO 13

WHY ARE CLEVELAND TEAMS BAD AT EVERTHING!?

 

[JABEE]

Only if he was the Texans QB.

Otherwise it would be cheating!

 

[Bread]

Godslay please keep your fantasies to yourself like I do with Jimmy Garappolo.

 

[Dega]

td! yay

 

[Godslay]

Only if he was the Texans QB.

That's the way it should be

Nice stop Roby.

 

[TheFatOne]

Thought that was a bad spot for Houston.

 

[cajunator]

Yall silly
*gives you voodoo chips

 

[Smokey]

Kind of impressed

Not bad

Preseason tho

 

[Talon]

Godslay please keep your fantasies to yourself like I do with Jimmy Garappolo.

Turns out Jimmy was my girlfriend's neighbor.

He better stay the fuck away.

 

[Patriots7]

I hope a decent tight end is cut from another team.
We just need one.

 

[captive]

Thought that was a bad spot for Houston.

Its preseason for the refs too.

 

[squicken]

lol Cleveland brought Hoyer back in to handoff 3 times, still can't get a first down

 

[MechDX]

This is preseason Godslay. The Texans will be terrible! The Broncos are a pretty good team. Don't go crazy!

Terrible. Um HM

 

[Godslay]

Godslay please keep your fantasies to yourself like I do with Jimmy Garappolo.

We're all friends here. If furries, and anime are running wild in here I demand equality in the form of the noodle test.

 

[JABEE]

Turns out Jimmy was my girlfriend's neighbor.

He better stay the fuck away.

Don't encourage Bread.

 

[Spinluck]

Godslay please keep your fantasies to yourself like I do with Jimmy Garappolo.

You guys are the kings of homoerotic fantasies featuring their QB.

We are the kings of being afraid to be touched by our QB.

 

[Matrix]

Kind of impressed

Not bad

Preseason tho

Fitz lover.

 

[Gobias]

Is 19 yards a preseason high for Richardson?

 

[MechDX]

Just an FYI. Last Broncos drive 2nd team defense was in.

 

[JABEE]

GRIMES TD!

Mech, how do you think the Texans will do then?

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Turns out Jimmy was my girlfriend's neighbor.

He better stay the fuck away.

It's already over bro.

You lost her

I mean look at this dude

 

[greatestjediever]

You guys are the kings of homoerotic fantasies featuring their QB.

We are the kings of being afraid to be touched by our QB.

What a handsome fellow

 

[jbug617]

Terrible. Um HM

Didn't one of the Broncos player say that the Texans are terrible.

 

[Godslay]

Just an FYI. Last Broncos drive 2nd team defense was in.

Not entirely, some of the DL swapped out as well as Von.

 

[Talon]

It's already over bro.

You lost her

I mean look at this dude

He's a midget. I win.

 

[SliceSabre]

KIRKS IS A FUCKING BEAST!

 

[Bread]

Turns out Jimmy was my girlfriend's neighbor.

He better stay the fuck away.

Wow so there's a chance you're eskimo buddies with a football legend. If you are, can I kiss you?

 

[Vanillalite]

Out with the zero

In with the hero

Sean Renfree so much better than Yates so far. I'm struggling to find a reason to keep Yates at all, but I guess 3rd string will do.

Duke>UNC confirmed

 

[Gobias]

Damn I was sour on the pick at the time but Kirksey is tearing shit up tonight.

 

[JABEE]

It's getting too weird in here.

 

[captive]

Just an FYI. Last Broncos drive 2nd team defense was in.

Its a mix.

 

[Talon]

Wow so there's a chance you're eskimo buddies with a football legend. If you are, can I kiss you?

...

......

No.

 

[squicken]

Bring in Hoyer for short field?

 

[JABEE]

...

......

No.

Bread will not relent. I told you not to lead him on.

 

[truly101]

Out with the zero

In with the hero

Sean Renfree so much better than Yates so far. I'm struggling to find a reason to keep Yates at all, but I guess 3rd string will do.

Duke>UNC confirmed

Renfree plays QB pretty similar to Ryan so he makes sense as a back up. Check downs, short passes, very conservative. He can air it but only when he feels he has the advantage. Watched him for 3 years.

 

[Gobias]

...

......

No.

If you were a bro you would do it.