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[Greg]

I didn't say get yourself banned.

it must be done for the greater good

 

[789shadow]

NFL 2014 Week 1 |OT| - Patriots

No

 

[Greg]

No

write a petition to your local Buckethead

 

[MechDX]

NFL 2014 Week 1 |OT| - Preparing for the NFL Draft: Part 1

 

[Elfforkusu]

Thought 5 was the worst by far. Editor should have been fired for the length of that thing.

I liked #5. Yeah it was too long, but at least lots of stuff happened.

#6 was a drag in every possible way. Was genuinely worried #7 would suck. Luckily it was alright.

Spoiler

apart from the last scene, wtf

 

[WesternHeretic]

NFL 2014 Week 1 |OT| - Roger Goodell hates black people.

 

[Konka]

NFL 2014 Week 1 |OT| - Patriots

NFL 2014 Week 1 OT - Welcome to the swamp

 

[WesternHeretic]

https://vine.co/v/MYiEjpBPMDl

 

[JABEE]

Bucket is going through his fat Elvis period.

He'll be back.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

zomg le butcherettes and antemasque show is tomorrow! my body is ready!

 

[JABEE]

NFL 2014 Week 1 OT - Welcome to the swamp

 

[MRSA]

Forgive me Milana

 

[The Artful Dodger]

:jnc

 

[cajunator]

Tenumi

 

[Gobias]

zomg le butcherettes and antemasque show is tomorrow! my body is ready!

I don't know who this person is but I'm pretty sure I'm in love.

 

[MRSA]

I don't know who this person is but I'm pretty sure I'm in love.

You like dudes with long hair? Thats Coldplay status.

 

[Gobias]

POP-GAF is weird. Always claiming some new average sounding top 40 hit is a revolution that will change music.

You like dudes with long hair? Thats Coldplay status.

There's a little Coldplay in all of us.

 

[Narag]

POP-GAF is weird. Always claiming some new average sounding top 40 hit is a revolution that will change music.

Sounds like Browns-age and whichever QB they drafted last.

 

[Gobias]

Sounds like Browns-age and whichever QB they drafted last.

That's not fair. I always initially hate every player the Browns draft.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

 

[Bread]

Nathan For You is ridiculous

funniest show on tv

 

[cajunator]

My coworker left his computer on at work his desktop is him and his son posing with a dead gator. I work with Swamp people for real.

 

[Bread]

My coworker left his computer on at work his desktop is him and his son posing with a dead gator. I work with Swamp people for real.

rip gata

 

[WesternHeretic]

My coworker left his computer on at work his desktop is him and his son posing with a dead gator. I work with Swamp people for real.

Well you are in Nawwwleans. All you see up here on people's desktop is either Seahawks, or hiking views.

 

[cajunator]

Well you are in Nawwwleans. All you see up here on people's desktop is either Seahawks, or hiking views.

Nopes Im in Lafayette cher

 

[WesternHeretic]

So hard not to like Rodney White after watching Hard Knocks.

 

[Confrontation]

So hard not to like Rodney White after watching Hard Knocks.

Fuck him:

I hope when he catches a pass thrown his way, that when he lands, his fibula will give and he breaks his leg. This should result in him falling down on the field, but during that motion, a Safety was already preparing to tackle him mid-body, but because White's body is going down, so is his head. Resulting in a brutal helmet-to-helmet contact to go along with the broken leg.

Then to top it off, I hope one of those golf carts that carry away injured players, doesn't brake in time. Resulting in driving over Roddy's second leg and also breaking it.

 

[minx]

"The distance between Matt Cassel and rookie Teddy Bridgewater for the Minnesota Vikings' starting quarterback job appears to be growing.

After an average performance in his first preseason action that saw the rookie slow on his decision making, Bridgewater got zero first-team reps in 11-on-11 drills in practice Monday night, per multiple reports.

Bridgewater struggled during the reps he did take on Monday night, throwing three interceptions -- two as a backup in 11-on-11s -- and nearly a fourth that a defensive back flat dropped."

Vikings will continue to waste APs career.

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

So hard not to like Rodney White after watching Hard Knocks.

He's no Henry Douglas.

 

[Gobias]

"The distance between Matt Cassel and rookie Teddy Bridgewater for the Minnesota Vikings' starting quarterback job appears to be growing.

After an average performance in his first preseason action that saw the rookie slow on his decision making, Bridgewater got zero first-team reps in 11-on-11 drills in practice Monday night, per multiple reports.

Bridgewater struggled during the reps he did take on Monday night, throwing three interceptions -- two as a backup in 11-on-11s -- and nearly a fourth that a defensive back flat dropped."

Vikings will continue to waste APs career.

:jnc

Fuck him:
I hope when he catches a pass thrown his way, that when he lands, his fibula will give and he breaks his leg. This should result in him falling down on the field, but during that motion, a Safety was already preparing to tackle him mid-body, but because White's body is going down, so is his head. Resulting in a brutal helmet-to-helmet contact to go along with the broken leg.

Then to top it off, I hope one of those golf carts that carry away injured players, doesn't brake in time. Resulting in driving over Roddy's second leg and also breaking it.

:jnc

:jnc

 

[B1gg_Randall]

I hope when he catches a pass thrown his way, that when he lands, his fibula will give and he breaks his leg. This should result in him falling down on the field, but during that motion, a Safety was already preparing to tackle him mid-body, but because White's body is going down, so is his head. Resulting in a brutal helmet-to-helmet contact to go along with the broken leg.

Then to top it off, I hope one of those golf carts that carry away injured players, doesn't brake in time. Resulting in driving over Roddy's second leg and also breaking it.

The fuck.

 

[Dragon]

Fuck him:

I hope when he catches a pass thrown his way, that when he lands, his fibula will give and he breaks his leg. This should result in him falling down on the field, but during that motion, a Safety was already preparing to tackle him mid-body, but because White's body is going down, so is his head. Resulting in a brutal helmet-to-helmet contact to go along with the broken leg.

Then to top it off, I hope one of those golf carts that carry away injured players, doesn't brake in time. Resulting in driving over Roddy's second leg and also breaking it.

Hopefully you've jerked off to this post a couple of times to get it out of your system.

 

[bionic77]

I don't know if this is because I am old or because I am not someone who watches a lot of porn but I had to google to see who Chissy Mack was.

I had wrongfully assumed it was someone famous.

 

[Dragon]

I don't know if this is because I am old or because I am not someone who watches a lot of porn but I had to google to see who Chissy Mack was.

I had wrongfully assumed it was someone famous.

I unfortunately knew who she was. I had actually stopped watching porn for about six months but

Fuck I need to get to work.

 

[eznark]

Hey guys, Michigan State fucking sucks.

Piece of shit Worthy.

 

[BlackGhost]

What happened to Molly on NFL Network!?

 

[bionic77]

I unfortunately knew who she was. I had actually stopped watching porn for about six months but

Fuck I need to get to work.

Porn was better in the old days.

Less tattoos, no gagging and real production values. I am talking post 70s. Those people were ugly as fuck.

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

What happened to Molly on NFL Network!?

Got Scandrick banned for four games brah....

 

[squicken]

Got Scandrick banned for four games brah....

*tips cap*

 

[Drakeon]

Via Ross Tucker on twitter:

Cowboys have worst defensive depth chart (1st 4 games) I've seen since I entered NFL in 2001. I'm serious.

I think we have to consider possibility that Cowboys will have worst defense in NFL history.

I am now suddenly interested in seeing those first 4 games for entertainment value alone.

 

[Drakeon]

Gabbert is a project.

He's too big of a project and is a liability if he has to step in the game for any length of time. If Kap were, say, concussed and out for a half a game, we better be able to score on the back of Gore and Hyde alone.

 

[ShaneB]

What happened to Molly on NFL Network!?

She's been out on location for the Training Camp stuff, and now I just figure it's a summer vacation or something for her. New girl was alright at first, but I want Molly back indeed.

edit: Had good fun last night listening to the Monday episode of ATL. Will be excited to see how zany the next episodes will be while Dan is on hiatus.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Gata is back y'all! Resistance is futile.

 

[Dragon]

Gata is back y'all! Resistance is futile.

Yeah I was looking through his posts and I didn't see anything bad. Then I saw he posts in the anime thread and saw cajunator saying he was scared by that new Silent Hill game. And I'm like hey caj, ole buddy ole pal, you have night terrors, if you can get through those, nothing can scare you.

Edit: Dammit I meant wasn't scared. I am terrible at posting...

 

[BigAT]

Yeah I was looking through his posts and I didn't see anything bad. Then I saw he posts in the anime thread and saw cajunator saying he was scared by that new Silent Hill game. And I'm like hey caj, ole buddy ole pal, you have night terrors, if you can get through those, nothing can scare you.

I hope he doesn't wet his jeans.

 

[storybook77]

I hope when he catches a pass thrown his way, that when he lands, his fibula will give and he breaks his leg. This should result in him falling down on the field, but during that motion, a Safety was already preparing to tackle him mid-body, but because White's body is going down, so is his head. Resulting in a brutal helmet-to-helmet contact to go along with the broken leg.

Then to top it off, I hope one of those golf carts that carry away injured players, doesn't brake in time. Resulting in driving over Roddy's second leg and also breaking it.

WTF?!?

 

[Spades]

Any games worth watching this weekend? Any storylines from other teams that might impact any of the games? I'm pretty much absorbed in a Dolphins bubble at this time of year and know little of what is going on elsewhere.

 

[squicken]

Any games worth watching this weekend? Any storylines from other teams that might impact any of the games? I'm pretty much absorbed in a Dolphins bubble at this time of year and know little of what is going on elsewhere.

Sam Bradford returns to the football field vs Green Bay!!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Fuck rain

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Does Michael Sam make the team?