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[Bread]

Don't blame me

Watch me

 

[Kave_Man]

LANA!

Only Lana I think of now:

 

[BlackGhost]

Hilarious show and it's on netflix minus the newest season,

Love netflix, but it takes forever to get new seasons of shows. Waiting for archer , and parks and recs.

 

[The Artful Dodger]

I watched a show called Archer at work.
I liked it a lot.

DANJA ZOOONE

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Only Lana I think of now:

Archer would be all about that too. lol.

 

[Syrinx]

I watched a show called Archer at work.
I liked it a lot.

Archer's so fucking awesome. Watch all of it.

 

[jakncoke]

Fucking noodle will be the death of me!!!

:me

rip eleuin

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Watch me

Why don't you come visit Jacksonville.

We could take a trip to the beautiful woods.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Nice try Noodle but i'm on to you. Or should I say, Eleuin!

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Why don't you come visit Jacksonville.

We could take a trip to the beautiful woods.

Gata you trying to spit game at Bread? I see you

It's 2014 bro, it's cool if that's how you get down.

You do you

 

[Bread]

Why don't you come visit Jacksonville.

We could take a trip to the beautiful woods.

I drove through that shit city today, I know you're lying because there's nothing beautiful in that part of Florida.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Gata you trying to spit game at Bread? I see you

It's 2014 bro, it's cool if that's how you get down.

You do you

I'm just trying to lure him out there so I can rob him and hit him in the head with a shovel.

 

[Coldnoodle]

I'm just trying to lure him out there so I can rob him and hit him in the head with a shovel.

:jnc

Always so blunt.

 

[Himynameischris]

If any one of us goes missing we have evidence on gata

 

[BlackGhost]

:jnc

Always so blunt.

If any one of us goes missing we have evidence on gata

He would make the worst criminal, Incriminates himself everyday.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

He would make the worst criminal, Incriminates himself everyday.

You assume I would get in trouble.

Just know that if I go down y'all are going with me.

 

[jakncoke]

I'm just trying to lure him out there so I can rob him and hit him in the head with a shovel.

Dont forget this so you can reach his head.

 

[Himynameischris]

Gata if you do something I'll hunt you down like Rust and Martin in TD, I'll have as much sex with daddario and monaghan as it takes to track you down and bring you to justice.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Gata if you do something I'll hunt you down like Rust and Martin in TD, I'll have as much sex with daddario and monaghan as it takes to track you down and bring you to justice.

You like your kitty cats don't you?

 

[Himynameischris]

You like your kitty cats don't you?

Don't cross that line gata,

 

[JABEE]

Don't cross that line gata,

Gata's threatening to do something with your cat. With his history, I would take this threat very seriously.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Gata putting Trejo's pets in the line of fire now. Do you really want to take it that far Gata?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Don't cross that line gata,

I just want to rob bread

Let me have that

 

[jakncoke]

gata getting all detroit on us and mixing in some swamp people

 

[Lee Chaolan]

You like your kitty cats don't you?

Someone's gonna need to post the gif of Kave smacking around Gata.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Gata putting Trejo's pets in the line of fire now. Do you really want to take it that far Gata?

I guess you missed him threatening to hunt me down

 

[Coldnoodle]

 

[Bread]

Gata needs to be dealt with

Send in the cats

 

[Himynameischris]

Gata's threatening to do something with your cat. With his history, I would take this threat very seriously.

You're right, he needs to be stopped

Gata putting Trejo's pets in the line of fire now. Do you really want to take it that far Gata?

He's out of control

I guess you missed him threatening to hunt me down

IF you took us down, damn it gata that Florida education isn't doing you any favors.

 

[JABEE]

Gata putting Trejo's pets in the line of fire now. Do you really want to take it that far Gata?

Gata is an animal pervert

 

[Kave_Man]

Gata with more blatant thuggery.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Gata needs to be dealt with

Send in the cats

Wait, we have more than one cat?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I wouldn't hurt the cats, just kidnap them and give them treats.

 

[The Artful Dodger]

I wouldn't hurt the cats, just kidnap them and give them treats.

You'd rub their belly too, wouldn't you, you sick freak.

 

[Himynameischris]

Two of my cats scare easy gata, you can't be disrespectful with them

 

[Eleuin]

Nice try Noodle but i'm on to you. Or should I say, Eleuin!

 

[JABEE]

I wouldn't hurt the cats, just kidnap them and give them treats.

Creepy.

Remember...

Life is a Swamp

Gata's a traitor to his Jaguars kin,
He kisses his sister and plies her with gin.
No deed too demented for this slow-minded sap,
He picks up an animal to prop up on his lap.

The rest of the story is too grisly to tell,
Too difficult to describe with no words that can weld,
the sentences needed to construct such a tale.

Busy with his work the Gata did grunt,
For once in his life he was not the runt.
He tried to explain that his wants weren't so bad,
His thoughts were something all good people had.

The Gata was wrong,
The mob did deride.
The silly little Gata nearly cried,
before sipping some Mad Dog and calling up Jak,
No answer on IRL,
He gave his keys a whack.

"Will somebody please say it is okay to breed,
With a sister or two or maybe three,
A dog that I nursed from birth to fulfill my needs
Won't somebody please listen to me.
A Gata needs friends that let Gata be free.
Puppies and kitties are equals to me,
Any reasonable person knows that a pet could agree,
To play with a Gata,
Let a Gata rub its belly,
Leave a Gata be,
Please leave a Gata be."​

Exiled and alone,
the Gata did weep.
His bottle of gin thrown down at his feet,
as empty as his soul shattered on the floor.
The Gata called out for help,
Ignored.

JABEE​

 

[MRSA]

Guys I can remember did we ever do the hot girls of the World Cup in here

There's no explanation for Coldplay.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

You'd rub their belly too, wouldn't you, you sick freak.

This just made me crack up. xD

 

[BlackGhost]

Gatas thuggery is still better then the time that one dude who's name starts with a W and ends with An R said he would tickle Talons bum during the World Cup invasion

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Creepy.

Remember...

Creepy

 

[Konka]

Gatas thuggery is still better then the time that one dude who's name starts with a W and ends with An R said he would tickle Talons bum during the World Cup invasion

I think he's banned.

 

[rando14]

Whoa whoa whoa BG what's going on man, where's your man John Manziel!!

 

[The Artful Dodger]

Creepy.

Remember...

It's not easy being green.

 

[JABEE]

It's not easy being green.

Gata really needs help with his anger. He challenges everyone to a fight whenever he gets called out.

 

[Syrinx]

Every time you think Gata couldn't sink any lower...

 

[JABEE]

I, for one, look forward to more football discussion.

 

[The Artful Dodger]

Every time you think Gata couldn't sink any lower...

 

[cajunator]

gata getting all detroit on us and mixing in some swamp people

That show makes me laugh when I have coworkers that hunt alligators.

 

[Coldnoodle]

There's no explanation for Coldplay.