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[jakncoke]

This announcer is saying NFL might wait till bell/blount are before a judge and get their sentencing before they hand down their own judgements. That could be like November before that happens. If Steelers somehow get into the playoffs we could be having Dri Archer and some other dude running

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

This announcer is saying NFL might wait till bell/blount are before a judge and get their sentencing before they hand down their own judgements. That could be like November before that happens. If Steelers somehow get into the playoffs we could be having Dri Archer and some other dude running

I am sort of glad they are playing today in a sense because I want to see the Eagles run D

 

[Tom Penny]

This announcer is saying NFL might wait till bell/blount are before a judge and get their sentencing before they hand down their own judgements. That could be like November before that happens. If Steelers somehow get into the playoffs we could be having Dri Archer and some other dude running

DUI is worse than 20 grams of weed which is nothing.

 

[JABEE]

So after careful deliberation with my brain trust (konka and a sober jak), we have come to conclusion that snes might've forgotten to pay his bills and got stuck in his mom's basement with no utilties available to him. Our other option was maybe snes got a job, which is highly unlikely. There were some rumblings about him going to China to support Wii U.

Where ever you are snes, you are not missed.

How would we know if snes was alive? He is getting up there.

Spoiler

Late 70s, right?

 

[Goro Majima]

Stop with the insinuations that Gata was spawned from my seed.

That implies I am a freak into bestiality and even worse that I am into women from Florida.

There are million of bastards who don't know their father. Perhaps I am one of those bastards fathers, but considering that I am 6'2" and have an IQ over 50 I think it is a pretty safe bet that there is no relation between myself and Gata. And I am willing to take a DNA test on Maury to prove it!

This is the best familial insinuation we've had since Bob and Ez being brothers.

I'm just saying that maybe you had one too many (and some drugs) and ended up on a swampy beach somewhere with a little person prostitute that you met in a bathroom stall somewhere. You got a little too excited and weren't thinking clearly and now Gata was born.

Look even Zeus had some bastards, it happens.

 

[jakncoke]

How would we know if snes was alive? He is getting up there.

Spoiler

Late 70s, right?

We wouldnt but he hasnt been on irc in a bit , last tweet was 13th and his last log in on his community forum is the 12th

 

[JABEE]

We wouldnt but he hasnt been on irc in a bit , last tweet was 13th and his last log in on his community forum is the 12th

I was joking, but I hope he's okay. It isn't like him to be gone this long, is it?

 

[JABEE]

Cary Williams is out too.

 

[MRSA]

Somebody needs to hoist the Nintendo banner in the name of snes, I nominate Coldplay. It only makes sense.

 

[jakncoke]

I was joking, but I hope he's okay. It isn't like him to be gone this long, is it?

idk how often he logs in to forum or tweets but he logs into irc pretty much daily. he has florida swamp internet so its probably just down

 

[MRSA]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJZJYF_8ko0

Oh

My

Tebow

I fuckin love 50 Cent, ultimate troll.

 

[yankeehater]

Looking good so far.

 

[Eleuin]

Hey Eleuin dontworrythe super bowl thread is closed, so you cant randomly accidentally bump it again

Unless you make posts about letting girls butt fuck you I think I'll be able to read the thread title before I react!

 

[jakncoke]

Somebody needs to hoist the Nintendo banner in the name of snes, I nominate Coldplay. It only makes sense.

Coldplay can choke on a john holmes sized noodle for taking my username on wii u.

 

[yankeehater]

Back to back bad passes. Grrrrr

 

[cajunator]

how do the Eagles plan to use Sproles?

 

[Grover Cleveland]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJZJYF_8ko0

Oh

My

Tebow

I fuckin love 50 Cent, ultimate troll.

YouTube vs. NeoGaf is always great

 

[JABEE]

how do the Eagles plan to use Sproles?

They haven't used him a lot in the preseason. It's all up in the air.

 

[Tom Penny]

how do the Eagles plan to use Sproles?

Guaranteed in the regular season they will run some two back sets. Big mismatch problem because they can both catch out of the backfield.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

:jnc NFLN's struggle broadcasts

 

[cajunator]

Guaranteed in the regular season they will run some two back sets. Big mismatch problem because they can both catch out of the backfield.

yeah that seems like a good use for him. He has lost a step but still pretty blazing.
Im glad we got Brandin Cooks to replace his speed.

 

[Gobias]

Matthew Stafford's future:

http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/11382220/ex-nfl-qb-jared-lorenzen-lifelong-battle-weight

 

[BigAT]

Matthew Stafford's present:

http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/11382220/ex-nfl-qb-jared-lorenzen-lifelong-battle-weight

Fixed.

 

[yankeehater]

Can't wait to watch a season of Jenkins missing tackles.

 

[cajunator]

"Malcolm Jenkins comes up with the big hit but not the tackle"

Thats the problem we had with him. Same with Roman Harper.

 

[ShaneB]

Woo football.

 

[JABEE]

That was a nice crunch. He probably deserved the penalty.

 

[JABEE]

Great pass coverage so far

 

[natjjohn]

Why is NFL network showing broncos 49ers??? Saying check local listings... I don't live in Pennsylvania!

Curious if they are doing nationwide or somehow I'm just unlucky

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

Why is NFL network showing broncos 49ers??? Saying check local listings... I don't live in Pennsylvania!

Curious if they are doing nationwide or somehow I'm just unlucky

Espn or ABC?

 

[JABEE]

Only one flag so far. Is the NFL reverting back to normal for the third preseason game or is it just that Hochuli has a good team of officials?

 

[yankeehater]

This offense is not looking at all in the preseason.

 

[JABEE]

This offense is not looking at all in the preseason.

Shady!!!

 

[Futurevoid]

Is Shazier playing?

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

This offense is not looking at all in the preseason.

Oline looks great

 

[chuckddd]

Line up offsides, lose contain, make $9M...

 

[natjjohn]

Espn or ABC?

Nfl network just popped the game on. Finally

 

[yankeehater]

Oline looks great

To bad they can't throw or catch.

Edit: There we go!

 

[chuckddd]

Is Shazier playing?

#50

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

Celek doesn't care about the hit. He was upset his helmet slowed the game.

 

[JABEE]

Bad line play there

 

[Futurevoid]

#50

Thanks.

 

[JABEE]

Sproles has to catch that

 

[cajunator]

Sproles dropped that? Wut?

 

[yankeehater]

Come on Maclin. Wtf!

 

[JABEE]

Good try there. He had him.

 

[yankeehater]

Celek was wide open for the TD.


Shady!!!!!!!

 

[jakncoke]

18.9 flags a game so far this preseason, gross.

Sigh

 

[Tom Penny]

How the fuck Troy make the Pro Bowl last year?

 

[JABEE]

Chip is awesome. Fake double screen play