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[jakncoke]

You are going to pass out before the game tonight. you damn lightweight biiiitch!

why would i need to stay awake for that game ? plus i gotta get up for work 3 am est

 

[jbug617]

Pouncey needs ankle surgery according to Tomlin

 

[Bowser]

Mike Tomlin said Steelers' C Maurkice Pouncey needs ankle surgery but did not say how long he could be sidelined.

 

[Hunter S.]

why would i need to stay awake for that game ? plus i gotta get up for work 3 am est

You mean you no longer live in Washington?

 

[jakncoke]

You mean you no longer live in Washington?

you smoked all ur brain cells to death

Mike Tomlin said Steelers' C Maurkice Pouncey needs ankle surgery but did not say how long he could be sidelined.

nooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Lan Dong Mik]

does this thread needs alcohol to chilll?

Been drinkin non stop since Jordy went down. I don't think it's helping fml

 

[Hunter S.]

you smoked all ur brain cells to death



nooooooooooooooooooooo

Nah,I am a lightweight, occasional and midnight toker. I could drink you under the table though.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

http://www.brobible.com/sports/article/cris-carter-nfl-rookies-fall-guy/

 

[jakncoke]

Nah,I am a lightweight, occasional and midnight toker. I could drink you under the table though.

haaahh you fucking wish. im a dedicated alcoholic

 

[harSon]

Mike Tomlin said Steelers' C Maurkice Pouncey needs ankle surgery but did not say how long he could be sidelined.

fuck my life

 

[Hunter S.]

haaahh you fucking wish. im a dedicated alcoholic

I cannot argue with facts, but I would try.

 

[Line_HTX]

After Saturday's loss to the Broncos, how is your confidence in the Texans' QBs?

This team is in big trouble (42%, 271 Votes)

Starting to be a little concerned (33%, 211 Votes)

I'm not worried yet, it's only the preseason (19%, 124 Votes)

Still very high on Brian Hoyer and Ryan Mallett (6%, 37 Votes)

Total Voters: 643

It's time to picnic on the Texans' offense.

O'Brien praises performances by the running backs...

-_-

 

[jakncoke]

I cannot argue with facts, but I would try.

I drink 8-12 7.5+ alc beers a day just to function after work.

 

[Bread]

Nah,I am a lightweight, occasional and midnight toker. I could drink you under the table though.

Don't forget to mention your tobacco addiction

 

[Line_HTX]

I drink 8-12 7.5+ alc beers a day just to function after work.

"Function after work..."

 

[eznark]

Do you guys not know there is a difference between a partial tear and a full tear?

Know what's better than a partial tear and a full tear, no tear.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Don't forget to mention your tobacco addiction

That's legal tobacco addiction to you

 

[Line_HTX]

Smoking and tobacco are BAD, m'KAY?

 

[jakncoke]

"Function after work..."

Lift 5 tons of nasty smell 5 times a week see how you feel

 

[Elfforkusu]

Do you guys not know there is a difference between a partial tear and a full tear?

Did you know that two of the guys in this thread laughing at you are in medical school?

 

[Line_HTX]

I guess I'd get rid of the smell with probably a couple of glasses of Black Label & Vanilla Coke Zero.

 

[Godslay]

It's time to picnic on the Texans' offense.

O'Brien praises performances by the running backs...

-_-

I'm gonna take out the basket, and picnic the fuck out of the Texan's QBs.

Seriously though, the Denver defense 1s stayed out clear through part of the 2nd QTR. They're a pretty solid crew all-around, so it doesn't surprise me that the Texans QBs struggled against them. I wouldn't panic quite yet. A few games into the season and no one really shows? Then I would start panicking.

 

[jakncoke]

I guess I'd get rid of the smell with probably a couple of glasses of Black Label & Vanilla Coke Zero.

shower does the smell away. back , shoulder and arm pains nope most the time

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

I drink 8-12 7.5+ alc beers a day just to function after work.

8-12 beers a day?! You'll get cirrhosis in 2 years at that rate.

 

[Dega]

Lift 5 tons of nasty smell 5 times a week see how you feel

I'm gonna submit you to Dirty Jobs.

 

[jbug617]

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/08/23/cris-carter-urged-nfl-rookies-to-have-a-fall-guy/

A recent ESPN feature on former 49ers linebacker Chris Borland described Borland as “appalled” by what he heard at the 2014 Rookie Symposium, when a former NFL player told the rookies that they should have a “fall guy” in their crew who would take the blame if they faced legal trouble. What ESPN failed to mention is that the former player who gave that advice was an ESPN employee, Cris Carter.

Although the ESPN feature says that Borland “declined to name” the player, the writers easily could have identified Carter as the source of the comments, because the video of Carter’s presentation at the Rookie Symposium is available at NFL.com.

The presentation went basically how Borland described it in the ESPN feature: Carter told rookies that they should have one friend who will be willing to take the blame if they ever get into trouble. Warren Sapp, onstage along with Carter, agreed.

“If you all got a crew, you got to have a fall guy in the crew,” Carter said. “If you all have a crew, one of those fools got to know, he’s the one going to jail. We’ll get him out.”

Sapp then repeated, “We’ll get him out.”

 

[Line_HTX]

shower does the smell away. back , shoulder and arm pains nope most the time

What the hell do you lift anyways?

 

[jello44]

What the hell do you lift anyways?

Trash bags.

 

[jakncoke]

8-12 beers a day?! You'll get cirrhosis in 2 years at that rate.

nah ive had relatives last till their 50s

What the hell do you lift anyways?

garbage

 

[Fox318]

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/08/23/cris-carter-urged-nfl-rookies-to-have-a-fall-guy/

the buried story is Warren Sapp giving Rookies career advice

 

[Dega]

nah ive had relatives last till their 50s



garbage

You ever swiped a bottle from someones trash and drank whatever was left inside?


be honest. You're amongst friends.

 

[Godslay]

the buried story is Warren Sapp giving Rookies career advice

He's probably done all the bad shit, so he can speak from experience.

 

[CrocMother]

Will Cris Carter be kicked off ESPN for this? One can only hope

 

[Line_HTX]

garbage

Oh, you're those dudes that swing by every Tuesday and Friday.

Yeah, I can't imagine that smell, yikes...

 

[Ninja Scooter]

He's probably done all the bad shit, so he can speak from experience.

"Whatever you do guys, don't haggle with prostitutes"

 

[jakncoke]

You ever swiped a bottle from someones trash and drank whatever was left inside?


be honest. You're amongst friends.

nah ive seen beer cans full but its always shit like mich ultra and coors light so im like fuck it not worth the water

 

[rokkerkory]

Damnit poor Jordy Nelson, I do not wish him harm at all even though I am going against him in my first fantasy game.

 

[DMczaf]

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/08/23/cris-carter-urged-nfl-rookies-to-have-a-fall-guy/

Those comments didn’t sit well with Borland, and they likely won’t sit well with most people hearing them now. But the NFL apparently didn’t have a problem with what Carter said: His presentation was posted on the league’s own website, and Carter was invited back to speak at this year’s Rookie Symposium.

I still want to see the NFL act like they had no idea what was going on once this story blows up.

 

[jakncoke]

Oh, you're those dudes that swing by every Tuesday and Friday.

Yeah, I can't imagine that smell, yikes...

you get picked up more than once? in my town only commerical gets more than 1 time a week

 

[LJ11]

This time last year Carter was getting praise for his epic rant, meanwhile he was telling the rookies to set up one of their friends to take the fall if shit went south.

I love the sport, but its filled with scum.

 

[Elfforkusu]

But really, the key question no one is asking is whether the Packers training staff can get Jordy to Philadelphia soon enough to have Tebow lay his hands on him and heal his knee.

 

[Dega]

Why would tebow help him?

 

[Godslay]

"Whatever you do guys, don't haggle with prostitutes"

You ever see Scared Straight?

I'm imagining it like Hard Knocks, but with the baddest of the bad trying to scare the shit out of rookies coming into the league.

It would be a great show.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

I still want to see the NFL act like they had no idea what was going on once this story blows up.

i need you to be my fall guy brah

 

[Line_HTX]

you get picked up more than once? in my town only commerical gets more than 1 time a week

Yeah, Sugar Land has a twice a week schedule. Funny story I had to get a new container because one of the workers tore a big hole in the side. Such disrespect.

 

[DMczaf]

i need you to be my fall guy brah

breh, i got you. forever

*brohug*

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

breh, i got you. forever

*brohug*

ok sweet now first thing you need to know is that you enjoy women snorting coke off your dick and then having sex with you in exchange for cash

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

But really, the key question no one is asking is whether the Packers training staff can get Jordy to Philadelphia soon enough to have Tebow lay his hands on him and heal his knee.

 

[Elfforkusu]

Why would tebow help him?

Tebow helps all those in need, regardless of race or affiliation.

Did you even read the Bible, bro?

 

[Line_HTX]

i need you to be my fall guy brah

This win is Forever.