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[MechDX]

Calling Watt a fake is offensive.

He isn't and that's why the team should trade him now to get max value.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Hopefully that's the question children will ask in 40 years when his name is rightfully tarnished to the point of irrelevance.

How Tannehill will be remembered:

 

[cdyhybrid]

Nope I'd say it's more fucked up. It's why Jon Oliver did like 20 minutes on people like Dr. Oz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA0wKeokWUU

I get you, but to say some water cured your head injury is just a really fucked up lie. I love Russell but damn.

Peyton, Watt, Rodgers aren't going out there and crazy comments about Papa Johns/Nationwide/Buick, Gatorade/Reebok and Statefarm

Not the same as Oz. Oz uses his status as an actual doctor to make it seem like he's promoting remedies that have actual science behind them, when they don't. Russell is a football player - you shouldn't be getting medical advice from any football player.

Yes, it's dumb and kinda gross, but welcome to marketing.

snake oil salesmen aren't to be respected

Anyone selling anything is a snake oil salesman. It's the nature of business.

 

[Line_HTX]

He isn't and that's why the team should trade him now to get max value.

You what?

You lost your damn mind, Hello Kitty.

:Mech

 

[WesternHeretic]

At least now the Seahawks might pass the Pats as #1 most hated team.

#WinningAtSomething

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

How Tannehill will be remembered:

hohoho

hehehe

huehuehue

hahaha

 

[rando14]

i will destroy you come shirtless season

Thats it Im gonna draft garopollo just so you can't have him!!

 

[Bread]

Anyone selling anything is a snake oil salesman. It's the nature of business.

i don't think you know what a snake oil salesmen is

Thats it Im gonna draft garopollo just so you can't have him!!

don't even joke about that rando...i will draft him 1st round if i need to dammit!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

hohoho

hehehe

huehuehue

hahaha

 

[cdyhybrid]

i don't think you know what a snake oil salesmen is

You sell something that isn't actually what you say it is.

Guess what? Companies hide information from their customers all the time. You can't seriously be this naive.

 

[MRSA]

i havent made it passed 2 days in months so id say absolute withdrawal

I'm going on 4 days without a drink. But I indulge in other things. But it might be Pliny Hour tonight.

 

[Himynameischris]

You sell something that isn't actually what you say it is.

Guess what? Companies hide information from their customers all the time. You can't seriously be this naive.

He's a pats fan, of course he is that naive.

 

[Cybit]

How Tannehill will be remembered:

Could be worse; could be remembered for never beating Mark Sanchez in a playoff game.

EDIT: Or being the QB who had the biggest modern upset suffered against them in terms of DVOA.

 

[Line_HTX]

Bread oil salesman.

 

[cdyhybrid]

He's a pats fan, of course he is that naive.

You're right. I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt. Really hard when people act all brand new over shit that has been going on for decades though!

 

[WesternHeretic]

I'm going on 4 days without a drink. But I indulge in other things. But it might be Pliny Hour tonight.

Once football starts you won't make 24 hours!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Could be worse; could be remembered for never beating Mark Sanchez in a playoff game.

EDIT: Or being the QB who had the biggest modern upset suffered against them in terms of DVOA.

When has Tannehill made the playoffs?

Even Mark Sanchez and Matt Stafford made it before.

 

[Nakazato]

Everyone was Kave

*exits*

 

[Bread]

You sell something that isn't actually what you say it is.

Guess what? Companies hide information from their customers all the time. You can't seriously be this naive.

that's a big stretch to compare "hiding information from their customers" to selling something that is fraudulent

 

[Furyous]

Few comments I read

WAT? People deserve second chances. Don't let those people care more dogs and than their fellow countrymen...

The Steelers are such a class organization to sign Mick Vick. It's going to suck playing them for reasons.

Y'all need to lay off Russell Wilson because Recovery Water tastes great. I don't know if it heals injuries but it tastes great.

 

[Kastrioti]

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

So glad my two week trip to china this fall includes the bye week. I should only miss the Panthers game.

 

[Dragon]

WAT? People deserve second chances. Don't let those people care more dogs and than their fellow countrymen...

The Steelers are such a class organization to sign Mick Vick. It's going to suck playing them for reasons.

Y'all need to lay off Russell Wilson because Recovery Water tastes great. I don't know if it heals injuries but it tastes great.

 

[Line_HTX]

The Steelers fans that are selling their tickets because they hate the Vick signing deserve to be publicly shamed for having no forgiveness on a guy who already served his time and punishment to society.

I knew he turned it around when he was with the Eagles. He was definitely a changed person.

 

[Sanjuro]

What if Michael Vick was the Uncle to BF's dog?

 

[Fox318]

What if Pineapples were on pizzas?

 

[Dragon]

The Steelers fans that are selling their tickets because they hate the Vick signing deserve to be publicly shamed for having no forgiveness on a guy who already served his time and punishment to society.

I knew he turned it around when he was with the Eagles. He was definitely a changed person.

Dogs > humans though...

 

[WesternHeretic]

What if Pineapples were on pizzas?

What if Mark Sanchez returns to the Jets?

 

[Bread]

The Steelers fans that are selling their tickets because they hate the Vick signing deserve to be publicly shamed for having no forgiveness on a guy who already served his time and punishment to society.

I knew he turned it around when he was with the Eagles. He was definitely a changed person.

lo they should be publicly shamed for not forgiving someone who committed some horrific acts? you're weird.

 

[Line_HTX]

WAT? People deserve second chances. Don't let those people care more dogs and than their fellow countrymen...

The Steelers are such a class organization to sign Mick Vick. It's going to suck playing them for reasons.

Y'all need to lay off Russell Wilson because Recovery Water tastes great. I don't know if it heals injuries but it tastes great.

So you're saying that Recovery Water heals all status effects?

 

[cdyhybrid]

that's a big stretch to compare "hiding information from their customers" to selling something that is fraudulent

Whatever you say, man. Don't stop believing in all those benevolent multi-million-dollar international corporations out there!

 

[Mindlog]

No Mr. Robot this week.
Preseason canceled.

 

[Cybit]

So you're saying that Recovery Water heals all status effects?

So recovery water is really an elixir? Sweet.

 

[j-wood]

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-detroit-lions-1726087529

I'm in tears. Funniest thing I've read all day

 

[WesternHeretic]

Russell should of just said Recovery Water makes your penis bigger.

#EveryoneWins

 

[Line_HTX]

lo they should be publicly shamed for not forgiving someone who committed some horrific acts? you're weird.

There was no question they were horrifying acts. He did terrible things, and served the time and punishment for it. He already paid his debt, so to speak.

I'm not weird, you weird toast.

Unlike Ray Rice, who did not serve time for that shit.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

The Steelers fans that are selling their tickets because they hate the Vick signing deserve to be publicly shamed for having no forgiveness on a guy who already served his time and punishment to society.

I knew he turned it around when he was with the Eagles. He was definitely a changed person.

Can't be any worse than Landry. And those guys are doing it because they know the disappointment in the air with the team

 

[Line_HTX]

Russell should of just said Recovery Water makes your penis bigger.

#EveryoneWins

Lewd.

:Jnc

 

[Bread]

There was no question they were horrifying acts. He did terrible things, and served the time and punishment for it. He already paid his debt, so to speak.

I'm not weird, you weird toast.

Unlike Ray Rice, who did not serve time for that shit.

and some people believe that jail time was not enough to make them forget and move on from that bad shit he did. they should be publicly shamed for that?

 

[Line_HTX]

Maybe not forget, because that should never be forgotten, but at least forgive a little after all that.

 

[Dragon]

and some people believe that jail time was not enough to make them forget and move on from that bad shit he did. they should be publicly shamed for that?

Someone earlier mentioned the other legal problems that the Steelers have had. It just makes fans look petty.

 

[jakncoke]

Can't be any worse than Landry. And those guys are doing it because they know the disappointment in the air with the team

Nope we're going places you slooot

 

[MRSA]

Once football starts you won't make 24 hours!

You haven't stopped since February.

 

[Line_HTX]

Nope we're going places you slooot

Where are ya goin'?

 

[Milchjon]

Why are we still debating Vick after all these years.


It's only dogs. As long as he leaves the cats alone...

 

[Line_HTX]

German cats suck, ja?

 

[MechDX]

Why are we still debating Vick after all these years.


It's only dogs. As long as he leaves the cats alone...

What is the real reasoning behind wearing Kaves avatar?

 

[Limited Edition]

LAST SEASON THE LIONS WENT 11-5. BEST WEVE SEEN FROM THESE ASSHOLES SINCE FUCKING FREEJACK WAS IN THEATERS. AND I STILL WANNA STRANGLE EVERY MOTHERFUCKING LAST ONE OF THEM. HERES WHY:

LYING DOWN TO THE PANTHERS IN WEEK 2. HOLY SHIT WHAT A KICK IN THE BALLS THAT WAS. FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON THE LIONS CAME OUT HOT BEATING THE PISS OUT OF THE NEW YORK GIANTS ON MONDAYNIGHT FOOTBALL AND I KNOW 95% OF PEOPLE READING THIS HAD TO LIKE THE LIONS PUSHING ELI’S ASSHOLE FACE RIGHT INTO THE FUCKING TURF FOR THREE STRAIGHT GLORIOUS NATIONALLY TELEVISED HOURS. THEN WE TURN AROUND AND LET SCAM NEWTON BEAT OUR FUCKING ASSES BLOODY IN A 1PM GAME NOBODY GAVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT. VINTAGE LIONS AND EXACTLY THE KIND OF THING THAT YOU KNOW IS GONNA BE HAUNTING YOU COME WEEK 17

THEN THE BILLS. CHRIST. THE FUCKING BILLS. YOU KNOW WHAT? I THOUGHT I KNEW HATRED I THOUGHT I KNEW MURDEROUS FUCKING RAGE. THEN I WATCHED THAT PIECE OF SHIT COCKSUCKER FUCKING DOUCHEBAG JIM SCHWARTZ COMMAND HIS SECONDRATE SQUAD TO CARRY HIS FANCY FUCKING ASS OFF OF OUR FIELD LIKE IT WAS SOME GENIUS DEFENSIVE SCHEME OF HIS THAT BROUGHT THEM THE VICTORY AND NOT THAT LIMP NOODLE ALEX HENERY BIFFING THREE STRAIGHT FIELD GOALS AND MAKING ME PINE FOR THE GLORY DAYS OF DAVID AKERS. OH MY GOD IM FUCKING ASHAMED TO SAY I ONCE SHOOK SCHWARTZ’ HAND AND TOLD HIM WITH ALL FRIENDLY CONCERN TO START LISTENING TO SLAYER INSTEAD OF ALL THAT WACK FUCKING STONEWASHED HAIRBAND DICKROCK FUCKING BULLSHIT HE TWEETS ABOUT. HE SHAKES HANDS LIKE A BITCH BY THE WAY. FUCK HIM AND FUCK BUFFALO AND REALLY FUCK THE FUCKING #BILLSMAFIA

I WAS IN ALL MY GLORY FOR A WHILE AFTER THAT THOUGH WATCHING THE LIONS PULL A DECENT WIN STREAK AND WHO THE FUCK DIDNT GET A LONG LAUGH OUT OF THE NICE BRIGHT AND EARLY FUCK YOU THAT THE LIONS GAVE THE FALCONS IN LONDON. BUT SERIOUSLY WE USED UP A DECADE’S WORTH OF FLUKE VICTORIES IN THAT STRETCH. AND PHOENIX PUT THE KIBOSH ON THAT SHIT RIGHT QUICK AND LET US KNOW HEY MAYBE IT WASNT SUCH A GREAT IDEA CUTTING STAFFORD’S FUCKING BALLS OFF: TWO FUCKING FIELD GOALS IN THAT GAME TO THE CARDINALS’ TWO WEAKASS FIRSTHALF TOUCHDOWNS. FUCKING PHOENIX FUCK THEM. EVERYBODY TALKING UP THEM LIKE THEY WERE SERIOUS. I KNEW THEY WERE BULLSHIT AND THATS HOW IT TURNED OUT AND THEY STILL MADE US LOOK LIKE IMBECILES

AND AFTER THAT THE PATRIOTS BURIED US LIKE WE WERE DRIVING THROUGH THE FUCKING BIG DIG. I WAS THERE FOR THAT GAME: FOUR FUCKING HOURS WATCHING MY SORRYASS TEAM GET DISMANTLED BY THE LOATHSOME FUCKING PATRIOTS WITH F15 FIGHTER JETS SOARING OVERHEAD IN PATRIOTIC APPROVAL AND FIREWORKS EXPLODING LIKE BEATING THE LIONS IS THE FOURTH OF FUCKING JULY AND THOSE PHONY IRISH A-TEAM WATCHING SIXTH-GENERATION AMERICAN FUCKHEADS THE DROPKICK MURPHYS BLARING ALL THE WHILE. IN FACT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID THERE AT WE-SHAVE-YOUR-BALLS STADIUM? THEY DID AN INFORMAL POLL OVER THE P.A. AND PLAYED DETROIT ROCK CITY AND IM SHIPPING UP TO BOSTON AND HAD THE FANS CHEER FOR THEIR FAVORITE. YEAH I WONDER HOW THE FUCK THATS GONNA PLAY OUT. BUT HEY THAT KIND OF RIGGED GAME IS RIGHT UP NEW ENGLAND’S ALLEY. FUCK THEM AND FUCK THAT WHOLE FUCKING CHEATINGASS ENTERPRISE. IT WAS HELL. SHEER FUCKING HELL. BUT AT LEAST I FOUND OUT WHATS WAITING FOR ME WHEN MY LIVER INEVITABLY FAILS AND I SHUFFLE OFF THIS BULLSHITTINGASS MORTAL COIL: AN ETERNITY OF 70,000 UPPERCLASS WHITE SHITHEADS WITH FAKE ACCENTS PRETENDING THEY’RE SOUTHIES BREATHING SAM ADAMS’ DOGSHIT OKTOBERFEST DOWN MY NECK AND SCREAMING HOUSE OF PAIN LYRICS IN MY FUCKING EAR WHILE MY BELOVED PATHETIC BUNGLING LIONS GET RIPPED LIMB FROM LIMB BY A BUNCH OF CHEATING MURDERING SUPERMODEL-FUCKING ASSHOLES

OH AND SURPRISE THE LIONS LOST TO THE PACKERS TOO. FUCKING LAMBEAU FUCKING BULLSHIT FUCK IT ALL FUCKING GREEN BAY AINT EVEN A REAL CITY AND MOTHERFUCK ANY SON OF A BITCH WHO NEVER STEPPED FOOT IN WACKASS WISCONSIN BUT STILL PULLS FOR THEIR DESPICABLE FUCKING FOOTBALL TEAM. YOU SEE THOSE OUT OF STATE FRONTRUNNER MOTHERFUCKERS ROOTING FOR THE BUCKS? FUCK NO YOU DONT. AND VINCE LOMBARDI CAN KISS MY ASS TOO. FUCK HIM AND HIS HAT. BUT AS MUCH AS I HATE THE PACKERS I FUCKING HATE THE LIONS EVEN MORE FOR NEVER EVER BEING ABLE TO BEAT THEM. OH SURE WE BEAT THEM AT FORD FIELD EARLY IN THE YEAR (TULLOCH BLOWING HIS FUCKING KNEE OUT DOING THE DISCOUNT DOUBLECHECK IN A CIRCUMSTANCE SO FUCKING DUMB IT MADE ME JUST WANNA NUKE THE WHOLE FUCKING CITY SO I DIDNT HAVE TO THINK ABOUT ANY OF IT ANYMORE) BUT WE COULDNT GET IT DONE WHEN IT MATTERED AND FROM EVERYTHING THESE SAD EYES HAVE EVER SEEN WE NEVER WILL. AND NO MATTER WHAT THE FUCK GLOVER QUIN SAYS JORDY NELSON TEARING HIS ACL ISNT PART OF GOD’S PLAN TO SEND THE LIONS TO THE SUPERBOWL. GOD’S PLAN IS FUCK THE LIONS AND HES BEEN PULLING IT OFF MASTERFULLY

WHICH BRINGS US TO THE FUCKING LIONS LOSING TO THE FUCKING COWBOYS IN THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING FUCKING PLAYOFFS. THE WILDCARDASS PLAYOFFS OF COURSE SINCE WE LET THAT DIVISION LEAD DISAPPEAR LIKE THAT SIXTY BUCKS I WAS UP AT MOTOR CITY CASINO THE OTHER NIGHT. REF ALL PICKING UP THE FLAG LIKE “OH MY GOD IM SORRY MR JONES IT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN!” WHEN THE FUCK HAS THAT EVER HAPPENED. BUT HEY AS PLAIN FUCKING BULLSHIT AS THAT WAS MY LIONS CRUMBLED LIKE A MICHIGAN OVERPASS AFTER THAT SHIT. A TEAM THAT I LOVE SHOULD TAKE A BULLSHIT NO-CALL LIKE THAT AS A CHALLENGE NOT AS A MOTHERFUCKING GAME OVER SCREEN. NOT MY LIONS THOUGH. TEN YARD PUNT WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. BENGALS ALL OVER AGAIN EXCEPT THIS TIME IT WAS THE PLAYOFFS . FUCKING LIONS. THEY LAID RIGHT DOWN TO GET FUCKED AND BOY DID THEY EVER

SHIT WHAT DID I MISS: OH YEAH. OUR FIRST ROUND PICK WANTS TO SOLVE THE HEALTH CRISIS IN JAMAICA AND ID MAKE A MILLION DOLLAR BET THAT HE MAKES THAT HAPPEN BEFORE HE SEES A FUCKING PLAYOFF VICTORY WITH THE LIONS. GOLDEN TATE’S STILL FUCKING YOUR WIFE AND STEALING MAPLE BARS AND ACTING LIKE THE PLACE HE SHOPLIFTED FROM OWES HIM A FUCKING ENDORSEMENT CONTRACT. JOSEPH FAURIA’S DOG CANT EVEN TAKE A PISS WITHOUT ROLLING DANCIN’ JOE’S ANKLE LIKE A FATASS JOINT AND PUTTING HIS GANGLING ITS-ALL-GOOD-BRO 6-RECEPTION FUCKING ASS OUT FOR THE HALF THE SEASON. AND NDAMUKONG SUH HIT THE FUCKING ROAD LIKE WE ALL KNEW HE WOULD. AFTER ALL THE MAN IS A SOCIOPATH MOTIVATED SOLELY BY MONEY AND SPITE. GODDAMN I LOVED THAT GUY. THANK CHRIST HE WASNT SIGNED BY A TEAM IN OUR CONFERENCE. I HOPE HE FUCKING MURDERS EVERYBODY IN THE AFC

I ASKED MY OLD MAN FOR A FINAL WORD ON THE LIONS. HE SAID “WHY DO YOU BUG ME WITH THIS SHIT EVERY YEAR?” I WAS LIKE HEY IM A LIONS FAN. HE TOLD ME TO GET OUT WHILE I CAN. I CANT.

Holy shit. I lost it at this one.

 

[jakncoke]

Where are ya goin'?

Inbetween the wc round and afc chip

 

[WesternHeretic]

You haven't stopped since February.

I don't drink much my liver is fucked.

#FeelsBadMan

But I'm totally going back to Vegas on Sep 12th-14th.

#WhoCaresDrinkTillDeath