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[Bread]

lol fuck russell

seems like the ultimate shill

 

[eznark]

seems like the ultimate shill

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Guy on my FB just used the phrase "that is extremely triggering" non-ironically.

 

[MechDX]

Eating some Wisconsin cheese my sister brought back from her trip. Pretty good

Fuck Brian Hoyer

 

[Bread]

*insert pic of any person in an advertisement*

russell is a robot built by ad execs

 

[cdyhybrid]

A Tom Brady fan unironically complaining about athlete endorsement deals.

Amazing, yet not surprising.

 

[Milchjon]

Guy on my FB just used the phrase "that is extremely triggering" non-ironically.

I found your last Image based post extremely triggering.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Eznark has to defend his fellow country yokels and their quack medicine!

 

[WesternHeretic]

Is it Thursday already?

 

[rando14]

lol fuck russell

seems like the ultimate shill

Lol don't even start dude

Hell even Gronk is selling magic water, who gives a fuck lol

 

[Ninja Scooter]

*insert pic of any person in an advertisement*

russell is a robot built by ad execs

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

I found your last Image based post extremely triggering.

 

[Milchjon]

Eznark has to defend his fellow country yokels and their quack medicine!

I don't think eznark needs any motivation to defend and/or attack.

He's pretty much Newton's 3rd law, personified.

Spoiler

I guess this makes no sense.

 

[MechDX]

Every player in the league is an attention whore. Except JJ Watt. As pure as the newborn snow.

Fuck Brian Hoyer

 

[WesternHeretic]

Every player in the league is an attention whore. Except JJ Watt. As pure as the newborn snow.

Fuck Brian Hoyer

Do you even Hard Knocks?

 

[Limited Edition]

Fuck Brian Hoyer

Is this going to.be your calling card from now on?

 

[Futurevoid]

Get a house inspection! Don't cheap out!

People actually do that? Buy a house without an inspection? Christ.

 

[MechDX]

Do you even Hard Knocks?

Yes. All my hopes and dreams for this team were taken out of me and shit on when Brian Hoyer was named the starting QB

Fuck Brian Hoyer

 

[cdyhybrid]

Yes. All my hopes and dreams for this team were taken out of me and shit on when Brian Hoyer was named the starting QB

Fuck Brian Hoyer

I thought you believed in BOB! You don't trust him to make the right decision anymore?

 

[MechDX]

I thought you believed in BOB! You don't trust him to make the right decision anymore?

I do but he is just wrong in this decision. No matter all the spin articles I read or positive videos I watch I just can't see any positive at all with Hoyer at Qb

None

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Mech is like a bipolar version of kas.

 

[Bread]

A Tom Brady fan unironically complaining about athlete endorsement deals.

Amazing, yet not surprising.

he is fake like jj is an attention whore

 

[Malalaw]

I do but he is just wrong in this decision. No matter all the spin articles I read or positive videos I watch I just can't see any positive at all with Hoyer at Qb

None

Well atleast Mallett knows he will get a chance this year, hell Savage might too, they start like 4 QBs a year apparently.

 

[WesternHeretic]

I do but he is just wrong in this decision. No matter all the spin articles I read or positive videos I watch I just can't see any positive at all with Hoyer at Qb

None

But what other options do you have?

 

[MechDX]

But what other options do you have?

Anyone but a Browns cast off

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Anyone but a Browns cast off

I told you Josh Freeman will be available soon! Patience!

 

[rando14]

he is fake like jj is an attention whore

Lol so what

Russ is a simp, Rodgers is gay, Brady's a cheater, Ben's a rapist, Stafford is fat, the list goes on and on

Why is this even a topic?

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Anyone but a Browns cast off

You want Freeman? He will play QB for a Taco Bell Big Box lunch for every game he plays.

 

[Goro Majima]

Mech is like a bipolar version of kas.

kas had some pretty real meltdowns too where reality smacked him in the face from time to time. I think he said he was "done" a few times.

 

[MechDX]

Lol so what

Russ is a simp, Rodgers is gay, Brady's a cheater, Ben's a rapist, Stafford is fat, the list goes on and on

Why is this even a topic?

That's what Patriots fans do best: deflect

 

[Bread]

Lol so what

Russ is a simp, Rodgers is gay, Brady's a cheater, Ben's a rapist, Stafford is fat, the list goes on and on

Why is this even a topic?

since when can we not discuss those topics

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

kas had some pretty real meltdowns too where reality smacked him in the face from time to time. I think he said he was "done" a few times.

Yeah but that was in the heat of a brutal playoff loss, I think he deserves a pass for that!

 

[rando14]

since when can we not discuss those topics

Gets kinda boring after a while doesnt it? Fits in more with the offseason talk imo

 

[Cybit]

The Texans could have had Teddy Bridgewater.

The only time I've legitimately yelled at my TV during the draft - I could not believe that Houston didn't trade up and grab Bridgewater. Would have cost them a 6th round pick to go up one pick.

Fools will be fools and get medical advice from non-medical professionals. Same people who buy this water will be the ones who don't vaccinate their kids :\

EDIT: That's partly why I hate Dr Oz so much tbh....

Washington has a lot of anti-vaxxers, surprisingly.

Russell Wilson is evil

Learned from Tom Brady.

It delights me to no end, that pretty much no matter what Russell endorses, he will be less of a blatant fratbro than Brady.

Guy on my FB just used the phrase "that is extremely triggering" non-ironically.

I find his use of triggering very triggering. You should block him.

 

[Bread]

Gets kinda boring after a while doesnt it? Fits in more with the offseason talk imo

i don't see you complaining when people call brady a cheater!

let me have my fun now dammit

 

[Dragon]

I mean...Rodgers is in a ton of commercials. So is Manning. They're just white QBs so they get all the breaks.

 

[cdyhybrid]

he is fake like jj is an attention whore

That's kind of the point of endorsement deals - pretend you use something and it actually works so people buy it.

Not nearly as fake as those rings Tammy wears, by the way!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

That's kind of the point of endorsement deals - pretend you use something and it actually works so people buy it.

Not nearly as fake as those rings Tammy wears, by the way!

Who is Tammy

 

[Dragon]

That's kind of the point of endorsement deals - pretend you use something and it actually works so people buy it.

Not nearly as fake as those rings Tammy wears, by the way!

Nope I'd say it's more fucked up. It's why Jon Oliver did like 20 minutes on people like Dr. Oz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA0wKeokWUU

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Who is Tammy

Hopefully that's the question children will ask in 40 years when his name is rightfully tarnished to the point of irrelevance.

 

[Bread]

That's kind of the point of endorsement deals - pretend you use something and it actually works so people buy it.

Not nearly as fake as those rings Tammy wears, by the way!

snake oil salesmen aren't to be respected

 

[Line_HTX]

Mech is a bad kitty.

I believe in BOB and Hoy Hoy.

And Bread is a shit toast.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-detroit-lions-1726087529

Being a Lions fan has made me hate the sport of football.

I have had the displeasure of watching the Lions waste the best RB and WR of all time without even winning two playoff games in a row.

Matt Stafford is the dirt worst. His record against teams with a winning record, you ask? 3-32, with bonus points for 0-18 on the road against winning teams.

The Lions have made the playoffs 5 times since 1995. Here are their records the season after the first four of those years:

5-11

5-11

9-7

4-12

I was gonna say, “At least we’re not the Jaguars.” But the goddamn Jaguars have made it to a Conference Championship game more recently than we have.

The NFC North has been in existence for 13 years, consists of a mere 4 teams, and yet somehow the Lions have still never managed to win it. Every other team in the division has won it at least 2x. Pair this stat with the fact that we are one of only 4 teams to never have made the Super Bowl (the other 3 did not exist for many years due to relocation/ expansion) and you have a real testament to futility.

We took the most electrifying running back in history and crushed his soul to the point that he flew to England to eat blood sausage rather than break the NFL rushing record. We’re going to waste Megatron’s career as well. First with a coach who thought he was an MMA fighter, and now with a coach who calls a timeout to think out calling more timeouts.

We have fucked up more second round draft draft picks than Travis Henry fucked up being a father.

My father was born the year the Lions won their last Championship. My father is dead now, of a heart attack, that occurred during a Lions game in January 2011. My father saw one Lions playoff win in his lifetime.

After the Lions won their first three pre-season games I was vacationing in Las Vegas in August 2008. The odds for the Lions to win the Super Bowl were at 160 – 1. Then they won the last pre-season game. The odds went down to 80 -1 on all the casinos except for the Mirage where I was staying. They were 3-0 in the pre-season and looking great! I took this as a sign and purchased five $20 wagers on the Lions to win at 160 -1. I came back to Michigan and gave one of these each to my 4 bowling friends and one for myself. The only condition was that if Detroit won, they would use the money to bank-roll a great trip with me back to Vegas.

After the Lion’s third loss, one bowler gave me his ticket back. After the fourth loss, another bowler game me his back. After the sixth loss, the last two bowlers tore their tickets up in front of me.

The Lions’ coaching history has 26 coaches, and for 13 of them, it was their one and only head coaching job ever.

William Clay Ford was our old owner—he died last year, that’s why we had the WCF patches. Urban legend has it that the Ford family bought the Lions for William so he wouldn’t ruin the company. Seems like the family was onto something there.

The Lions lost a first-ballot Hall of Famer who is probably the best defensive player to ever wear Honolulu Blue. Because of the team’s cap situation, this was almost universally regarded as the right decision.

Our quarterback once ran out of the back of his own end zone. The Lions lost that game by 2.

The 2011 NFL Draft Class is considered one of the best draft classes from 2000-present. The Lions are the only team in the NFL that doesn’t have a single player left from their 2011 Draft Class
We have a history of players getting dumb injuries and being out for long periods of time: Nate Burleson trying to save pizza during a car crash, causing a broken arm, Joe Fauria hurting his ankle trying to prevent his puppy from peeing in the house, and the infamous Stephen Tulloch tearing his ACL celebrating a sack doing the discount double check

George Bush Sr was in office the last time we won a game in the State of Wisconsin.

 

[MechDX]

That's kind of the point of endorsement deals - pretend you use something and it actually works so people buy it.

Not nearly as fake as those rings Tammy wears, by the way!

I get you, but to say some water cured your head injury is just a really fucked up lie. I love Russell but damn.

Peyton, Watt, Rodgers aren't going out there and crazy comments about Papa Johns/Nationwide/Buick, Gatorade/Reebok and Statefarm

 

[MRSA]

What's the over under of jak going through alcohol withdrawal within a week of being sober?

 

[rando14]

Nope I'd say it's more fucked up. It's why Jon Oliver did like 20 minutes on people like Dr. Oz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA0wKeokWUU

TIL that Russell wilson is a medical doctor

i don't see you complaining when people call brady a cheater!

let me have my fun now dammit

Lol it's all good brother, just ribbing yall

 

[Line_HTX]

Calling Watt a fake is offensive.

 

[jakncoke]

What's the over under of jak going through alcohol withdrawal within a week of being sober?

i havent made it passed 2 days in months so id say absolute withdrawal

 

[Dragon]

TIL that Russell wilson is a medical doctor

He isn't. Still shitty though! Because naive people are naive.

 

[Bread]

Lol it's all good brother, just ribbing yall

i will destroy you come shirtless season