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[cajunator]

Wow the whole "talk black" thing is racist anyway. I had a former roommate who grew up in Trinidad and Tobago. He's certainly black but definitely doesn't speak "black". Conclusion? Steelers fans are more racist than their owners.

Watch Can't Hardly Wait for fucks sake!!

That sort of thing is what got a certain member permabanned and even illicited a "fuck you" from bish.

 

[Talon]

I'm sure I have but I don't remember offhand what he sounds like.

What are you getting at?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0uY7d0Ug2o

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I'm sure I have but I don't remember offhand what he sounds like.

What are you getting at?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43zLxHMjy0w

Nothing at all.

 

[Tom Penny]

Why can't I stop eating these fucking things. They are crack.

 

[Dragon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0uY7d0Ug2o

Sounds like he has an accent to me. What am I supposed to be listening for?

 

[cajunator]

Sounds like he has an accent to me. What am I supposed to be listening for?

racism

 

[Fox318]

Why can't I stop eating these fucking things. They are crack.

I have a jar of these next to me.

 

[Talon]

Those Wasabi & Soy Sauce Almonds are the best flavors by far.

Ate so many of them I was shitting straight grainy water for a week.

 

[jakncoke]

Sounds like he has an accent to me. What am I supposed to be listening for?

Sounds of a caveman.

 

[DMczaf]

You know what, fuck all y'all. I don't need this shit, my rookie RB is a god dam pro bowler!

 

[chuckddd]

You know what, fuck all y'all. I don't need this shit, my rookie RB is a god dam pro bowler!

He's also a hamster.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

The Italian Chicken from Burger King is the best fast food item ever.

 

[Fox318]

The Italian Chicken from Burger King is the best fast food item ever.

You spelled Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich wrong.

 

[Talon]

The Italian Chicken from Burger King is the best fast food item ever.

Chik-fil-a, Zaxby's and Bojangles. The holy southern chicken trinity.

 

[chuckddd]

You spelled Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich wrong.

You spelled Chic-fil-a wrong.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

lol Bojangles.Havent ate there in forever.

You spelled Chic-fil-a wrong.

so did you

 

[cajunator]

You spelled Chic-fil-a wrong.

except on sundays, when its lemon pepper strips from Wingstop.

 

[RBH]

Chik-fil-a, Zaxby's and Bojangles. The holy southern chicken trinity.

I want to shake your hand right now.

 

[Talon]

For us Midwestern folks, Culver's makes a pretty mean crispy chicken sandwich as well. Fries are great, too.

Also, it's maybe the most consistent fast food joint.

I don't eat enough fast food nowadays.

 

[harSon]

Why can't I stop eating these fucking things. They are crack.

The Habanero BBQ ones are fucking delicious

 

[chuckddd]

except on sundays, when its lemon pepper strips from Wingstop.

Are those spicy at all? I don't think I've ever been to wingstop.

Also, this is for Bowser.

 

[cajunator]

Those chicken strips with the sauce looks exactly like Raisin Cane's. I bet all those chicken strip places are owned by the same conglomerate.

 

[Talon]

The Habanero BBQ ones are fucking delicious

High five, brother.

I bought one of those CVS deals with 8 packs of almonds for like 20 bucks. Got 4 Habanero and 4 Wasabi-Soy.

Went through that in less than a month. Disgusting.

Those chicken strips with the sauce looks exactly like Raisin Cane's. I bet all those chicken strip places are owned by the same conglomerate.

Zaxby's is more fast casual than fast food, really. Drive thru takes forever.

 

[TheDrizzlerJ11]

Those chicken strips with the sauce looks exactly like Raisin Cane's. I bet all those chicken strip places are owned by the same conglomerate.

Zaxby's is a copy of a place called Guthries of Tallahassee. Some employees wanted to franchise Gut's but Gut's wanted no part of it so they left and started Zaxby's.

Guthries is much better, most amazing fried chicken strips in the world and it's open til 4 am.

 

[Tom Penny]

The Habanero BBQ ones are fucking delicious

Ohh. I'm trying those for sure.

 

[Talon]

Zaxby's is a copy of a place called Guthries of Tallahassee. Some employees wanted to franchise Gut's but Gut's wanted no part of it so they left and started Zaxby's.

Guthries is much better, most amazing place in the world and it's open til 4 am.

Seems legit.

Ha, of course they're franchised now.

Today the chain has grown to include 41 locations across 6 states with plans to expand further.

 

[cajunator]

not a fan of wasabi at all.

 

[TheDrizzlerJ11]

Seems legit.

Omg that sauce, my mouth is watering.

 

[cajunator]

Seems legit.

Thats why I think all of them are connected or at least spinoffs of each other. Raisin Cane's has less flavorful chicken than Guthries and Zaxby's, but a stronger sauce.

 

[TheDrizzlerJ11]

Raisin Cane's has a stronger sauce than Guthries? I've never had it but that's crazy if true.

 

[Goro Majima]

For us Midwestern folks, Culver's makes a pretty mean crispy chicken sandwich as well. Fries are great, too.

Also, it's maybe the most consistent fast food joint.

I don't eat enough fast food nowadays.

Weirdly, they have the best chicken strips.

 

[cajunator]

Raisin Cane's has a stronger sauce than Guthries? I've never had it but that's crazy if true.

I tried Guthries on the Mississippi border and its definitely a slightly weaker sauce and better flavor chicken. Guthries doesnt exist in Louisiana, we have Raisin Canes. An Otter's tried to compete, but Cane's put them out of business within a year and Otter's had a sign on the door blaming BP oil spill for downing our economy lol. Our unemployment never went below 6% during the market crash. BP didnt do shit.

 

[Fox318]

 

[Ninja Scooter]

that's child abuse.

 

[jakncoke]

People back then wore goofy glasses

 

[Fox318]

People back then wore goofy glasses

 

[chuckddd]

People back then wore goofy glasses

 

[cajunator]

People back then wore goofy glasses

I wear goofy glasses with a double bridge. Because I was tired of wearing thinner framed glasses that break. I even managed to break flexon frames.

 

[overcast]

Shit, it starts at 3:30. I won't miss the whole game, but I'll be getting off work around then. It'll probably start around 4 with all the crap in the beginning right?

 

[XiaNaphryz]

More prop bets for the degenerates:

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS – How long will it take Alicia Keys to sing the US National Anthem?
Over/Under 2 minutes 15seconds

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS – Will Alicia Keys be booed during or after her rendition of the US National Anthem?
Yes 5/1

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS – Will Alicia Keys forget or omit at least 1 word of the official US National Anthem?
Yes +150 (3/2)
No -200 (1/2)

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS – Will Alicia Keys add at least 1 word of the official US National Anthem?
Yes +200 (2/1)
No -300 (1/3)

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS – Will Beyonce be joined by Jay Z on Stage during the Super Bowl Half Time Show?
Yes +110 (11/10)
No -150 (2/3)

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS – Will Beyonce’s hair be Curly/Crimped OR Straight at the beginning of the Super Bowl Halftime show?
Straight -140 (5/7)
Curly/Crimped EVEN (1/1)

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS – What predominant color will Beyonce’s top be at the beginning of the Super Bowl Halftime show?
Black 9/4
Gold (Yellow) 11/4
Silver (Grey) 7/2
White 5/1
Red 13/2
Pink 15/2
Orange 12/1
Blue 15/1
Green 15/1

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS – Will either Jack or Jackie Harbaugh be shown on TV wearing any clothing that has either a SF or BAL logo on it during the game?
Yes +200 (2/1)
No -300 (1/3)

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS – How many times will Jack Harbaugh be shown on TV during the game?
Over 1.5 (-140) (5/7)
Under 1.5 (EVEN) (1/1)

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS – How many times will the game be referred to as the Harbaugh Bowl or Har Bowl or Super Baugh during the game?
Over/Under 2 ½

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS – Who will be shown first during the game?
Jim Harbaugh 1/1
John Harbaugh 1/1
Split screen shot of both 4/1

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS – How long will the post game handshake/hug last between Jim & John Harbaugh?
Over/Under 7.5 seconds

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS – Who will be mentioned more by full name during the game?
Jim Harbaugh -120
John Harbaugh -120

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS – How many times will Harbaugh be said during the game?
Over/Under 20 ½

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS – How many times will Jay-Z be shown on TV during the game?
Over/Under ½

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS – Will any Baltimore of San Francisco Player on active roster be arrested before Super Bowl XLVII?
Yes 5/1

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS – Who will Barack Obama pick to win the game?
Baltimore Ravens -200 (1/2)
San Francisco 49ers +150 (3/2)

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS – What Color will the Gatorade (or liquid) be that is dumped on the Head Coach of the Winning Super Bowl Team?
Clear/Water 7/4
Orange 5/2
Yellow 5/2
Green 13/2
Red 13/2
Blue 13/2

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS – Who will the Super Bowl MVP of the Game thank first?
Teammates 5/4
God 5/2
Coach 12/1
Family 12/1
Owner 15/1
Does Not Thank Anyone 9/4

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS – If Ray Lewis is interviewed on TV after the game on the field or in the locker room how many times will he mention “God/Lord”
Over/Under 3

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS – What will the TV Rating be for the Super Bowl?
Over/Under 46

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS – How many average viewers will the game have?
Over/Under 111 million viewers

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS – Which region will have the higher local TV Rating?
Baltimore -150 (2/3)
San Francisco +110 (11/10)

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS – What will happen with the Dow Jones the day after the Super Bowl?
Market Up -140 (5/7)
Market Down EVEN (1/1)

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS – What will be the highest tweet per second during the Super Bowl?
Over/Under 15,000

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS – Will any player get a penalty for excessive celebration in the game?
Yes +225 (9/4)
No -350 (2/7)

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS – Will Randy Moss Retire before Game 1 of the 2014 Regular Season?
Yes -300 (1/3)
No +200 (2/1)

SUPER BOWL XLVII – Odds to Win MVP?
Colin Kaepernick (SF) QB 7/4
Joe Flacco (BAL) QB 11/4
Frank Gore (SF) RB 7/1
Ray Lewis (BAL) LB 7/1
Ray Rice (BAL) RB 10/1
Michael Crabtree (SF) WR 14/1
Anquan Boldin (BAL) WR 16/1
Vernon Davis (SF) TE 18/1
Torrey Smith (BAL) WR 20/1
Ed Reed (BAL) FS 33/1
Aldon Smith (SF) LB 40/1
Dennis Pitta (BAL) TE 40/1
Randy Moss (SF) WR 40/1
Patrick Willis (SF) LB 50/1
Terrell Suggs (BAL) LB 50/1
Dashon Goldson (SF) FS 66/1
David Akers (SF) K 66/1
LaMichael James (SF) RB 66/1
NaVorro Bowman (SF) LB 66/1
Bernard Pierce (BAL) RB 75/1
Justin Tucker (BAL) K 75/1
Ted Ginn Jr. (SF) WR 75/1
Alex Smith (SF) QB 100/1
Delanie Walker (SF) TE 100/1
Field 22/1

Player to score the first TD in the game?
Frank Gore (SF) RB 13/2
Ray Rice (BAL) RB 15/2
Michael Crabtree (SF) WR 15/2
Anquan Boldin (BAL) WR 8/1
Colin Kaepernick (SF) QB 8/1
Vernon Davis (SF) TE 9/1
Torrey Smith (BAL) WR 10/1
Dennis Pitta (BAL) TE 12/1
Randy Moss (SF) WR 12/1
Delanie Walker (SF) TE 18/1
Bernard Pierce (BAL) RB 20/1
Ed Dickson (BAL) TE 25/1
Jacoby Jones (BAL) WR 25/1
Joe Flacco (BAL) QB 30/1
Vonta Leach (BAL) FB 33/1
Ed Reed (BAL) FS 33/1
Anthony Dixon (SF) RB 33/1
Ted Ginn Jr. (SF) WR 33/1
Ray Lewis (BAL) LB 50/1
Field 17/2
No TD scored in the game 75/1

SUPER BOWL XLVII – Will the team that wins the coin toss win the game?
Yes -115
No -115

SUPER BOWL XLVII – Team to Score First Wins Game?
Yes (Score First wins game) -180 (5/9)
No (Score First wins game) +150 (3/2)

SUPER BOWL XLVII – Will Either team score 3 unanswered times in the game?
Yes (3 Unanswered Scores) -180 (5/9)
No (3 Unanswered Scores) +150 (3/2)

SUPER BOWL XLVII – Will there be a score in the final 2 minutes of the 1st half?
Yes (Score in Final 2 Minutes of 1st Half) -280 (5/14)
No (Score in Final 2 Minutes of 1st Half) +220 (12/5)

SUPER BOWL XLVII – Which Will be the Highest Scoring Quarter?
1st Quarter 4/1
2nd Quarter 8/5
3rd Quarter 3/1
4th Quarter 2/1

SUPER BOWL XLVII – Will there be a scoreless quarter in the game?
Yes (Scoreless Quarter) +300 (3/1)
No (Scoreless Quarter) -400 (1/4)

SUPER BOWL XLVII – Margin of Victory
Baltimore Ravens 1 to 6 points 4/1
Baltimore Ravens 7 to 12 points 6/1
Baltimore Ravens 13 to 18 points 10/1
Baltimore Ravens 19 to 24 points 20/1
Baltimore Ravens 25 to 30 points 40/1
Baltimore Ravens 31 to 36 points 80/1
Baltimore Ravens 37 or more points 80/1
San Francisco 49ers 1 to 6 points 3/1
San Francisco 49ers 7 to 12 points 4/1
San Francisco 49ers 13 to 18 points 6/1
San Francisco 49ers 19 to 24 points 10/1
San Francisco 49ers 25 to 30 points 16/1
San Francisco 49ers 31 to 36 points 25/1
San Francisco 49ers 37 or more points 25/1

SUPER BOWL XLVII – Half Time / Full Time
Baltimore Ravens / Baltimore Ravens 13/4
San Francisco 49ers / Baltimore Ravens 13/2
Tie / Baltimore Ravens 15/1
Tie / San Francisco 49ers 12/1
Baltimore Ravens / San Francisco 49ers 5/1
San Francisco 49ers / San Francisco 49ers 1/1

SUPER BOWL XLVII – Team to score first and final result
Baltimore Ravens Score First and Win Game 3/1
Baltimore Ravens Score First and Lose Game 3/1
San Francisco 49ers Score First and Win Game 1/2
San Francisco 49ers Score First and Lose Game 17/4

SUPER BOWL XLVII – Will the game go to overtime?
Yes (Overtime) +600 (6/1)
No (Overtime) -1000 (1/10)

SUPER BOWL XLVII – The largest points lead of the game by either team will be
Over/Under 13

SUPER BOWL XLVII – Will there be a Lead Change in the Second Half?
Yes (Lead Change in 2nd Half) +150 (3/2)
No (Lead Change in 2nd Half) -180 (5/9)

SUPER BOWL XLVII – Longest Touchdown Scored in the Game (Yardage)
Over/Under 46 ½

SUPER BOWL XLVII – Shortest Touchdown Scored in the Game (Yardage)
Over/Under 1 ½

SUPER BOWL XLVII – Total Touchdowns in the game
Over/Under 5 ½

SUPER BOWL XLVII – Will there be a Special Teams or Defensive Touchdown scored in the game?
Yes (Defensive or Special Teams TD) +160 (8/5)
No (Defensive or Special Teams TD) -200 (1/2)

SUPER BOWL XLVII - How many successful 3 point Field Goals will be kicked in the game?
Over FGs O 3½ (+120) (6/5)
Under FGs U 3½ (-150) (2/3)

SUPER BOWL XLVII – Longest Successful Field Goal in the Game
Over/Under 44 ½

SUPER BOWL XLVII – Total QB Sacks in the game
Over/Under 4 ½

SUPER BOWL XLVII – Total First Downs Made by Both Teams
Over/Under 40 ½

SUPER BOWL XLVII – Will either team successfully convert a 4th down attempt?
Yes (4th Down Converted) -250 (2/5)
No (4th Down Converted) +200 (2/1)

SUPER BOWL XLVII – Total Number of Penalties Made in the Game by Both Teams
Over/Under 13 ½

SUPER BOWL XLVII – Will there be a Successful 2 point Conversion Attempt in the Game?
Yes (Successful 2pt Conversion Attempt) +350 (7/2)
No (Successful 2pt Conversion Attempt) -500 (1/5)

Total Passing Yards – Joe Flacco (BAL)
Over/Under 250

Total TD Passes – Joe Flacco (BAL)
0 3/1
1 7/4
2 5/2
3 9/2
4 or more 7/2

Longest Completion – Joe Flacco (BAL)
Over/Under 40 ½

Total Rushing Yards – Ray Rice (BAL)
Over/Under 69 ½

Longest Rush – Ray Rice (BAL)
Over/Under 17 ½

Total Receiving Yards – Anquan Boldin (BAL)
Over/Under 67 ½

Longest Reception – Anquan Boldin (BAL)
Over/Under 27 ½

Total Receiving Yards – Torrey Smith (BAL)
Over/Under 65 ½

Longest Reception – Torrey Smith (BAL)
Over/Under 29 ½

Total Tackles & Assists – Ray Lewis (BAL)
Over/Under 11 ½

Will Ed Reed (BAL) Intercept a Pass
Yes +300 (3/1)
No -500 (1/5)

Total Passing Yards – Colin Kaepernick (SF)
Over/Under 232 ½

Total TD Passes – Colin Kaepernick (SF)
0 2/1
1 9/5
2 11/4
3 6/1
4 or more 10/1

Longest Completion – Colin Kaepernick (SF)
Over/Under 37 ½

Total Rushing Yards – Colin Kaepernick (SF)
Over/Under 50 ½

Longest Rush – Colin Kaepernick (SF)
Over/Under 19 ½

Will Colin Kaepernick (SF) score a Rushing TD in the game?
Yes +110 (11/10)
No -140 (5/7)

Total Rushing Yards – Frank Gore (SF)
Over/Under 82 ½

Longest Rush – Frank Gore (SF)
Over/Under 17 ½

Total Receiving Yards – Michael Crabtree (SF)
Over/Under 77 ½

Longest Reception – Michael Crabtree (SF)
Over/Under 29 ½

Total Receiving Yards – Vernon Davis (SF)
Over/Under 50 ½

Longest Reception - Vernon Davis (SF)
Over/Under 20 ½

HISTORICAL MATCHUPS – Who will have more Tackles & Assists in the game?
Ray Lewis Tackles & Assists Super Bowl XXXV (5) +5½
Ray Lewis Tackles & Assists Super Bowl XLVII -5½

HISTORICAL MATCHUPS – Who will have more Passing Yards in the game?
Steve Young Super Bowl XXIX (325 Yards) -89½
Colin Kaepernick Super Bowl XLVII +89½

HISTORICAL MATCHUPS – Who will have more Rushing Yards in the game?
Steve Young Super Bowl XXIX (49 Yards) Pick
Colin Kaepernick Super Bowl XLVII Pick

HISTORICAL MATCHUPS – Who will have the longest Rush in the game?
Steve Young Super Bowl XXIX (21 Yards) Pick (-130)
Colin Kaepernick Super Bowl XLVII Pick (EVEN)

HISTORICAL MATCHUPS – Who will have more Rushing Yards in the game?
Jamal Lewis Super Bowl XXXV (102 Yards) -30½
Ray Rice Super Bowl XLVII +30½

CROSS SPORT MATCHUPS – What will be higher?
Sidney Crosby Shots on Goal Feb 3rd vs. Montreal Pick
Torrey Smith Receptions Super Bowl XLVII Pick

CROSS SPORT MATCHUPS – What will be higher?
Alex Ovechkin minutes played Feb 3rd vs. Pittsburgh Pick
Shortest Field Goal made in the game Super Bowl XLVII Pick

CROSS SPORT MATCHUPS – What will be higher?
Peyton Siva Assists Feb 3rd vs. Marquette Pick
Michael Crabtree Receptions Super Bowl XLVII Pick

CROSS SPORT MATCHUPS – What will be higher?
LeBron James Rebounds & Assists Feb 3rd vs. Toronto -3½
Ray Lewis Tackles & Assists Super Bowl XLVII +3½

CROSS SPORT MATCHUPS – What will be higher?
Chris Paul Total Points Feb 3rd vs. Boston Pick
Colin Kaepernick Completions Super Bowl XLVII Pick

CROSS SPORT MATCHUPS – What will be higher?
Blake Griffin Points & Rebounds Feb 3rd vs. Boston Pick
Ray Rice Receiving Yards Super Bowl XLVII Pick

CROSS SPORT MATCHUPS – What will be higher?
Kobe Bryant Points Feb 3rd vs. Detroit +5½
Randy Moss Receiving Yards Super Bowl XLVII -5½

CROSS SPORT MATCHUPS – What will be higher?
Dwight Howard Blocks Feb 3rd vs. Detroit -1
Joe Flacco TD Passes Super Bowl XLVII +1

CROSS SPORT MATCHUPS – What will be higher?
Totals Goals in Manchester City vs. Liverpool Feb 3rd Pick
Randy Moss Receptions Super Bowl XLVII Pick

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Panthers-Browns Super Bowl!

boooring

I take the Browns to the Super Bowl every day.


The only thing that sucks about this Super Bowl is the the Ravens are in it. gag.

 

[Newton Crosby]

boooring

I take the Browns to the Super Bowl every day.

At least you don't take pictures.

 

[cdyhybrid]

You guys are making me hungry.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

You guys are making me hungry.

But not youngry?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

You guys are making me hungry.

 

[RBH]

You guys are making me hungry.

"I know that feeling."

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Watch The Raid:Redemption for the first time.

 

[cajunator]

Stop using that pic of fat Freeman. He doesn't look like that anymore.

 

[Newton Crosby]

Stop using that pic of fat Freeman. He doesn't look like that anymore.

 

[Fox318]

Stop using that pic of fat Freeman. He doesn't look like that anymore.