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[sf2fanatic]

so let me get this straight barnwell YOU FAT FUCKING BITCH:

the 49ers are going to be a 9 win team at best because alex smith is god awful.

the dolphins will probably make the playoffs as long as they start matt moore.

this guy is a fucking joke

Vegas got them 3rd favorite to win the super bowl....o/u on wins is 9.

Vegas wins on team win total...lol

 

[Trey]

Holy shit Myron Rolle is a smart dude.

Wasn't he a Rhodes Scholar?

 

[AngmarsKing701]

I hate the idea of giving Garrard the provisional start. Dude's been a career bum. Matt Moore was MVP of the team last season and gets demoted? That's fucking shameful. I just hope Tannehill can win the starting job soon. If not Moore starting, I'd rather have the rookie go at it. WTF do I want a failed castoff leading this team for? PEACE.

EDIT: Oops, thought I had it on Showtime just now. It's on HBO.

Matt Moore is also a failed castoff (Panthers).

 

[BlackGhost]

So what's with colin kaepernick, is he the 49rs future or what?

 

[squicken]

so let me get this straight barnwell YOU FAT FUCKING BITCH:

the 49ers are going to be a 9 win team at best because alex smith is god awful.

the dolphins will probably make the playoffs as long as they start matt moore.

this guy is a fucking joke

The AFC is almost NBA East bad. The Dolphins can suck and still make it in, while a pretty good team is going to miss out in the NFC. That said, Barnwell is unintentionally exposing the limits of of the whole "charting" and DVOA stuff

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

So what's with colin kaepernick, is he the 49rs future or what?

here are kap's problems after observing all of his pre-season and regular season snaps:

1. slow throwing motion
2. his drop backs aren't natural and don't get enough depth. why is it that a 6'5 guy is getting all his throws batted down at the line of scrimmage?
3. throws the ball at 1 speed: 100 mph. no touch
4. trouble HANDING THE FUCKING BALL OFF WHEN HE TAKES SNAPS FROM UNDER CENTER
5. poor pocket awareness

now some of this will come with experience but i just don't know. harbaugh is a QB guru so if anyone can fix kap it's him but i just dont know

 

[chuckddd]

Don't fall for his bib.

Sir, although I believe that your words are in jest, I must protest your attempts to make a mockery of my cravat. Even the simplest homo sapiens, dare I say, even a homo neanderthalensis, could recognize that my neck wear is the perfect confluence of style, color and comfort.

 

[squicken]

here are kap's problems after observing all of his pre-season and regular season snaps:

1. slow throwing motion
2. his drop backs aren't natural and don't get enough depth. why is it that a 6'5 guy is getting all his throws batted down at the line of scrimmage?
3. throws the ball at 1 speed: 100 mph. no touch
4. trouble HANDING THE FUCKING BALL OFF WHEN HE TAKES SNAPS FROM UNDER CENTER
5. poor pocket awareness

now some of this will come with experience but i just don't know. harbaugh is a QB guru so if anyone can fix kap it's him but i just dont know

PK had Josh Johnson as his most impressive player in the teams he had visited. Usually he gets his stuff from the teams and not through his own observations so there might be something to watch there

 

[etiolate]

The battle for backup QB on the Niners will make preseason more interesting.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

edit: For Packer fans. Mike Silver with long piece on your team

-Matthews: "NYG didn't beat us. We beat ourselves"
-Rodgers has new TD dance
-Edgier camp

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nfl--p...QDBHBzdGNhdANhdXRob3IEcHQDc2VjdGlvbnM-;_ylv=3

Good to see the Pack finally cut the "we're not letting the winning get to our heads" bullshit. Woodson even admits that at the end they were content to ride the offense to victory.

 

[Buckethead]

They could have beaten the Giants but the offense didn't show up at the worst possible time.
I agree with "they beat themselves" but the Giants beat them. Fair and square.

The roids must have shriveled Clay's brain.

 

[Zeke]

Went to see Ted with the gf today movie was funny as hell. In football news Dallas apparently released pool and Jenkins might might miss the the opener against the giants

 

[Wrayfield]

The AFC is almost NBA East bad. The Dolphins can suck and still make it in, while a pretty good team is going to miss out in the NFC. That said, Barnwell is unintentionally exposing the limits of of the whole "charting" and DVOA stuff

Bollocks. You guys are readinig too much ESPN...

 

[Ninja Scooter]

is trash talking Myron Rolle back?

 

[Milchjon]

is trash talking Myron Rolle back?

One would hope so.

 

[BakedPigeon]

Went to see Ted with the gf today movie was funny as hell. In football news Dallas apparently released pool and Jenkins might might miss the the opener against the giants

I thought Ted was hilarious as well. The concept sounded really bad to me, but I laughed my ass off.

Also it appears Kolb will be starting on Friday. As much as it pisses me off that this freeloader is dragging this team down, I'm kinda happy he is going to keep starting all these pre-season games. He will end up being so banged up and injured by the time September 9th comes around, it will be Skelton's job by default.

 

[Fantomex]

Only thing the Dolphins have a chance at winning is the #5 draft pick. I cancelled HBO after Game of Thrones finished. I don't think Hard Knocs is worth ordering it again.

 

[Wrayfield]

Only thing the Dolphins have a chance at winning is the #5 draft pick. I cancelled HBO after Game of Thrones finished. I don't think Hard Knocs is worth ordering it again.

We don't get Hard Knocks here...

 

[Dragon]

Only thing the Dolphins have a chance at winning is the #5 draft pick. I cancelled HBO after Game of Thrones finished. I don't think Hard Knocs is worth ordering it again.

It's a QB league and Ryan Tannehill is friggin Antwaan Randle El.

 

[yankeehater]

here are kap's problems after observing all of his pre-season and regular season snaps:

1. slow throwing motion
2. his drop backs aren't natural and don't get enough depth. why is it that a 6'5 guy is getting all his throws batted down at the line of scrimmage?
3. throws the ball at 1 speed: 100 mph. no touch
4. trouble HANDING THE FUCKING BALL OFF WHEN HE TAKES SNAPS FROM UNDER CENTER
5. poor pocket awareness

now some of this will come with experience but i just don't know. harbaugh is a QB guru so if anyone can fix kap it's him but i just dont know

This is called Mcnabbitis.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

This is called Mcnabbitis.

Is that one of his elite qualities ?

 

[BigAT]

I thought Mcnabbitis was throwing bounce passes to your receivers.

 

[yankeehater]

Mcnabb absolutely was an elite QB the year they made the SB. I dont see how anyone could argue that.

 

[Bolt Vanderhuge]

Mcnabb absolutely was an elite QB the year they made the SB. I dont see how anyone could argue that.

But the year they went to the SB he was throwing to TO.

 

[Wrayfield]

But the year they want to the SB he was throwing to TO.

That's when TO was actually elite. He almost won them that SB on a half-healed ankle.

 

[Wrayfield]

This is so funny, I actually wanted to check his exact stats from that Superbowl and clicked on his Wikipedia page. His second name is Eldorado.

 

[yankeehater]

But the year they went to the SB he was throwing to TO.

And? He still had to throw the ball to him and not bounce it on the ground. Lots of great QBs have had great weapons around them.

 

[Bolt Vanderhuge]

And? He still had to throw the ball to him and not bounce it on the ground. Lots of great QBs have had great weapons around them.

No, you said he was an elite QB throwing to bad recievers. The one year you've pointed out at as elite was the year he had a great WR. That was my point.

 

[yankeehater]

No, you said he was an elite QB throwing to bad recievers. The one year you've pointed out at as elite was the year he had a great WR. That was my point.

Oh I see. Yes he had a great WR that year, but his other WRs were Fred-ex, Pinkston, and Little. None of them were even average. You are right though not all of his WRs were bad. Mcnabb was also really good for the 3 years leading up to that year, and he had nothing before that year at WR.

 

[Dragon]

Oh I see. Yes he had a great WR that year, but his other WRs were Fred-ex, Pinkston, and Little. None of them were even average. You are right though not all of his WRs were bad. Mcnabb was also really good for the 3 years leading up to that year, and he had nothing before that year at WR.

Tom Brady won Super Bowls with David Givens and David Patten. The only people who care about Troy Brown besides Pats fans are Steelers fans.

Conclusion: Donovan McNabb choked on his own puke.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Tom Brady won Super Bowls with David Givens and David Patten. The only people who care about Troy Brown besides Pats fans are Steelers fans.

Conclusion: Donovan McNabb choked on his own puke.

Here come the 'BUT THEY CHEATED!'-rants.

 

[yankeehater]

Tom Brady won Super Bowls with David Givens and David Patten. The only people who care about Troy Brown besides Pats fans are Steelers fans.

Conclusion: Donovan McNabb choked on his own puke.

Tom Brady has never won a SB.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Rodney Harrison had more catches the that SB than Fred Ex

 

[Bolt Vanderhuge]

Oh I see. Yes he had a great WR that year, but his other WRs were Fred-ex, Pinkston, and Little. None of them were even average. You are right though not all of his WRs were bad. Mcnabb was also really good for the 3 years leading up to that year, and he had nothing before that year at WR.

Are you trying to tell me James Thrash wasn't legit? How dare you sir!

 

[WanderingWind]

Here come the 'BUT THEY CHEATED!'-rants.

But they literally did. This is undisputed and factual.

How do you live with yourself?

 

[Wrayfield]

Tom Brady won Super Bowls with David Givens and David Patten. The only people who care about Troy Brown besides Pats fans are Steelers fans.

Conclusion: Donovan McNabb choked on his own puke.

Tom Brady also lost Superbowls with Wes Welker. And last year with Welker and GronkGRONK.

Trent Dilfer won a Superbowl. Argument over.

 

[yankeehater]

Rodney Harrison had more catches the that SB than Fred Ex

If you know the other teams offensive signals it is easy to put guys in the right spot. Even a terrible coach like the cheat couldnt fuck that up.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

But they literally did. This is undisputed and factual.

How do you live with yourself?

That was only against the Rams

 

[Wrayfield]

Rodney Harrison had more catches the that SB than Fred Ex

That is only irrefutable proof that HGH improves your hand-eye coordination.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

If you know the other teams offensive signals it is easy to put guys in the right spot. Even a terrible coach like the cheat couldnt fuck that up.

If your QB wasnt drunk that game the Eagles might've won.

 

[yankeehater]

If your QB wasnt drunk that game the Eagles might've won.

And if the Pats didnt cheat they definitely would have lost like every other year that they havent cheated.

 

[bionic77]

Tom Brady won Super Bowls with David Givens and David Patten. The only people who care about Troy Brown besides Pats fans are Steelers fans.

Conclusion: Donovan McNabb choked on his own puke.

I was pretty impressed at Tammy's steady hands when he was holding that handycam. I was also impressed how he inspired their defense to get all of those turnovers. And of course the most impressive part of his legacy is the way he kicked all of those game winning field goals to win all 3 of those tainted rings.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

But they literally did. This is undisputed and factual.

How do you live with yourself?

I watch Bills highlights and get take joy out of the fact that you will always have it worse than me.

 

[yankeehater]

Tom Brady playoff stats by era:

SPYGATE

9 games. 9-0. 11 tds. 3 ints.

3 Super Bowls.

AFTER SPYGATE

12 games. 7-5. 25tds. 16 ints.

0 Super Bowls.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

And if the Pats didnt cheat they definitely would have lost like every other year that they havent cheated.

Your only comeback is the Pats cheated.

You know McRibb choked.

 

[Wrayfield]

Enough of the bickering, you bunch of old women!

Any of you play Crusader Kings 2?

 

[yankeehater]

Your only comeback is the Pats cheated.

You know McRibb choked.

If you think Mcnabb choked you are crazy. TO had one leg and Chad Lewis was out and they still only lost by 3 to a team that had illegally videotaped them and knew all of their signals. There is absolutely nothing you can say to this. When you decided to frontrun onto the Pats you picked a horrible cheating franchise, and now you have to live with that.

 

[bionic77]

If you think Mcnabb choked you are crazy. TO had one leg and Chad Lewis was out and they still only lost by 3 to a team that had illegally videotaped them and knew all of their signals. There is absolutely nothing you can say to this. When you decided to frontrun onto the Pats you picked a horrible cheating franchise, and now you have to live with that.

He also ran one of the worst 2 minute drills in SB history.

Just saying.

I am on your side though. Fuck the Pats.

 

[yankeehater]

He also ran one of the worst 2 minute drills in SB history.

Just saying.

I am on your side though. Fuck the Pats.

He has always struggled with the 2 minute drill. It is nuts that he could never figure that out but we all have our limitations.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Like I said if he wasnt drunk they probably win that game.

But he couldnt wait a few days to go drinking.