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NFL Week 1 Thread - Pre-Season is over, ladies!

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give me a fucking BREAK dude. this segment is fucking retarded. here are some highlights:


Random Player: And I .... I couldn't look him in the eye cause my throat started to knot up. I have a pretty bad gag reflex, but then favre slipped the cock in and he was done within... i'd say about 15 seconds. It was heavenly."


John Madden: eeeeen that game was probably the greatest performance i've ever seen in the course of my life of all time ever. words can't describe the way i feel about favre. he is a friend, a lover, a football player, a son, a husband, a driver, a shopper, a paycheck earner, a dad, a brother, a big game hunter, a swimmer, a boat rider, and most importantly a warrior. a true warrior. when i see favre out there like a sweet child... a sweet innocent child with no concept of earning money, or the politics of the nfl, or the business side, when i see those things i say i'm sorry god but you're fired, there's a new kid on the block. i love you favre... i love you


can't wait for this fucking halftime to be over
 

impirius

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
John Madden: eeeeen that game was probably the greatest performance i've ever seen in the course of my life of all time ever. words can't describe the way i feel about favre. he is a friend, a lover, a football player, a son, a husband, a driver, a shopper, a paycheck earner, a dad, a brother, a big game hunter, a swimmer, a boat rider, and most importantly a warrior. a true warrior. when i see favre out there like a sweet child... a sweet innocent child with no concept of earning money, or the politics of the nfl, or the business side, when i see those things i say i'm sorry god but you're fired, there's a new kid on the block. i love you favre... i love you
Can't... breathe... :lol
 

DMczaf

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Eminem said:
wtf happened to carolina

FLUKE-box_hires_cd.jpg


*runs*
 

firex

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jesus, this is like every other panthers loss from last season. do they not have julius peppers in? losing todd steussie looks like a bigger defensive blow than I thought it would have been.
 

DMczaf

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Cloudy said:
Good luck with KC, Philly and Denver in the next 4 weeks, Panthers fans :lol

:lol

Damn, only 1 NFC South team won this week...and the Falcons almost gave up that game to the Whiners lol
 

Lambtron

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Ahman Green for fuckin' MVP!

...I'm cautiously optomistic about our chances this season if AG plays like this all 16 weeks. But we'll see how things pan out in Indy.
 

tmdorsey

Member
Well this sucks for my picks. On the bright side, it looks like the Falcons will we be on top all alone in the standings this week. W00T!
 

Cloudy

Banned
Woot!, 10 more points in pick em :D

Conspiracy theory time: The NFL set the Panthers up for failure. WTF is with the murderous opening schedule? o_O
 

Future Trunks

lemme tell you something son, this guy is SO FARKING HUGE HE'LL FLEX AND DESTROY THE SUN no shit
HalfPastNoon said:
:lol @ "horrible TB team". if you were to read up on all the preseason rankings, you'd find that tampa bay was consistently rated much higher than the greatskins.

:lol


That would explain why the Redskins were favored.....Eureka!

Oh...."That about wraps it up for those bums from Charlotte. 0-16." :D
 

Future Trunks

lemme tell you something son, this guy is SO FARKING HUGE HE'LL FLEX AND DESTROY THE SUN no shit
Now, they have to do the sadistic thing sports broadcasting has become famous for...show it again, in slow motion...from several different angles....

I hate it when they do that.

**Watches morbidly**
 
looks like ahman green won my fantasy football matchup this week :D


that said, i'm open to trading him. i hate having packers/rams/cowboys on my team. i also have bulger
 

firex

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
looks like ahman green won my fantasy football matchup this week :D


that said, i'm open to trading him. i hate having packers/rams/cowboys on my team. i also have bulger
bulger? do you get points for INTs in this league or something?
 

DMczaf

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
looks like ahman green won my fantasy football matchup this week :D


that said, i'm open to trading him. i hate having packers/rams/cowboys on my team. i also have bulger

Rudi Johnson for Green! Come on!
 
hey what the fuck im looking at my fantasy stats, it gave us 0 pts for "Blocked Kicks" but we blocked a punt! im talking about the niners. anyone know if this is a glitch or something? that is weak as fuck. i bet a blocked kick gets you decent pts too
 

Malleymal

You now belong to FMT.
Bowser said:
Don't worry, we'll come out the 2nd half beating the shit out of the GB offense. We just had to get adjusted for one half.



hmmmmm


Priest-Holmes-Jamal-Lewis-P.gif


"I hope you dont think that your record is safe... I got that Panthers D next week, that record is mine bitch...."
 

Future Trunks

lemme tell you something son, this guy is SO FARKING HUGE HE'LL FLEX AND DESTROY THE SUN no shit
Malleymal said:
hmmmmm


Priest-Holmes-Jamal-Lewis-P.gif


"I hope you dont think that your record is safe... I got that Panthers D next week, that record is mine bitch...."

:lol
 

Malleymal

You now belong to FMT.
Bowser said:
Yeah, I was afraid the high powered Kansas City offense would overwhelm the Panthers, but if the fuckin Broncos can contain them, just think about the Panthers D agaisnt 'em...

mwahahahaha :D
hahaahahah
 

DMczaf

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Bowser said:
Carolina 28 - Green Bay 14.

Carolina D = 14 pts allowed, 3 sacks, 3 picks (one returned by Mike Minter for a TD), 1 forced fumble
Jake Delhomme = 260 yds, 2 TDs
Stephen Davis = 125 yds, TD

Belee Dat!

:lol
 

Lambtron

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Delhomme needs to learn how to run a 2 minute drill.

There wasn't much slingin' & slangin' tonight. But that's okay. I love my AG.
 

Bowser

Member
I'm not even worried about the loss, I need to know what the fuck happened to Steve Smith. If he's gone for the season, our season just went down the shitter.

God damn it, I hope he's alright.
 

impirius

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Too bad for the Panthers... ah well, they'll bounce back. And all the haters will crawl back into the woodwork where they were before the GB game. :D
 
FrenchMovieTheme said:
looks like ahman green won my fantasy football matchup this week :D


that said, i'm open to trading him. i hate having packers/rams/cowboys on my team. i also have bulger


hahahahahaha why? but seriously he should have a good game next week. keep him.

nice job tonight carolina :D
 
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