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NFL Week 1 Thread - Pre-Season is over, ladies!

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Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
man i feel bad for rogers. another complete season wasted. too bad.

nice time to pick up roy williams in leagues.


and :lol @ Galloway being out for 4-6
 

levious

That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us.
Eminem said:
and :lol @ Galloway being out for 4-6

I couldn't stop laughing after that play... then there seemed to be at least four other plays all day where someone hurt themselves reaching for a ball.
 

Bowser

Member
Eminem said:
man i feel bad for rogers. another complete season wasted. too bad.

nice time to pick up roy williams in leagues.

Hey, yeah, great idea!

*goes to check league FA*

...

You bitch.

edit: lol, some little things from today's Charlotte Observer:

* Buffalo quarterback Drew Bledsoe was so confident the Bills would beat Jacksonville at home, he spent the past two weeks preparing how he was going to present the game ball to new coach Mike Mularkey.

* Carolina rookie cornerback Chris Gamble, who will start tonight against Green Bay, was in fourth grade when Farve threw his first touchdown pass in 1992.

* Izell Reese's interception was the first by a Bills safety in 43 games.
 

TheDuce22

Banned
I dont wonder why eagles fans are hated. Its pretty obvious that the only reason is because they are a great team year after year. Nobody gave a damn about us when they were at the bottom of the nfc east. Its ok to be jealous now... we understand. :)

oh shut up. wtf is he supposed to say? "we're gonna get destroyed next time we see them too" ?

he wasn't even talking shit. saying the next game will be close warrants you calling him a douche? get the fuck outta here

How about the fact that the guy consistantly talks shit and showboats on the feild but is at best an average TE. He talks like he has the ability to change the outcome.
 

Bowser

Member
TheDuce22 said:
How about the fact that the guy consistantly talks shit and showboats on the feild but is at best an average TE. He talks like he has the ability to change the outcome.

Except that's not what you were talking about; the quote is what you were talking about. Nothing wrong with a player saying his team will make it a closer game.
 

firex

Member
TheDuce22 said:
I dont wonder why eagles fans are hated. Its pretty obvious that the only reason is because they are a great team year after year. Nobody gave a damn about us when they were at the bottom of the nfc east. Its ok to be jealous now... we understand. :)



How about the fact that the guy consistantly talks shit and showboats on the feild but is at best an average TE. He talks like he has the ability to change the outcome.
Sorry, nobody's jealous of a team with an overrated QB and a loudmouth WR (and here you are dissing Shockey when TO is just as bad) that's the biggest chokejob in the NFL.
 

levious

That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us.
firex said:
Sorry, nobody's jealous of a team with an overrated QB and a loudmouth WR (and here you are dissing Shockey when TO is just as bad) that's the biggest chokejob in the NFL.

CURRENTLY

let us never forget Jim Kelly and the 90's Bills.

Kelly: "no one will ever accomplish what we did"

One can only hope.

Ninja Scooter said:
LMAO at Jake Plummer's left handed throw! I can't believe i missed that last night. That guy is a fuckin' nutjob.

I really wanted to see more replays than ESPN showed. I never could tell if there was ANY bronco in that area. Then they showed Shanahan having a lengthy discussion with Plummer on the sideline. What else is there to say other then shouting "NO" while hitting him on the head with a rolled up newspaper.
 

Bob White

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Man, DC sports radio is fucking un-listenable today! Gibbs this, Gibbs that.

I hope the Giants score 40 fucking points on these sons of bitches. Fuck the skins, go Giants!

Anyway....

Panthers 16 - 0. Believe it!
 

DMczaf

Member
Eminem said:
and :lol @ Galloway being out for 4-6

Fucking Galloway, he has a better chance of missing half the season then he does catching a touchdown pass...wait, that's exactly what happened on Sunday! Fucker! :(

Oh well, I saw on the ESPN ticker before I left that Shaun Alexander could be out 2 weeks. Some good news for my Bucs :(
 

chimpychi

Member
Man, DC sports radio is fucking un-listenable today! Gibbs this, Gibbs that

I know what you mean..I've had to avoid sports programming entirely today or suffer hearing about "the messiah" and his great victory a horrible TB team...
 

andthebeatgoeson

Junior Member
levious said:
the loudest cheer heard in veteran's stadium was for Michael Irvin's neck injury.

Yeah, that's pretty bad laughing at someone being injured...

Eminem said:
and :lol @ Galloway being out for 4-6

*whistles*

Edit: I don't give a shit about Michael Irvin from the past but someone needs to take him off the TV. He brings down the ESPN shows and he's not a great interviewer. Are there any fans of his TV acumen out there?
 

levious

That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us.
it's fair to call it insensitive, but injuring yourself while failing to catch a perfectly thrown td pass untouched equals comedy.


- I loved Irvin as a player, but he needs to SLOWDOWN at the very least on tv. Unless he's cool with being labeled a coke-head.
 

firex

Member
levious said:
CURRENTLY

let us never forget Jim Kelly and the 90's Bills.

Kelly: "no one will ever accomplish what we did"

One can only hope.

haha, so true. but I think the Eagles might wind up being even worse if they can't even get to the super bowl before choking.
 
chimpychi said:
I know what you mean..I've had to avoid sports programming entirely today or suffer hearing about "the messiah" and his great victory a horrible TB team...

:lol @ "horrible TB team". if you were to read up on all the preseason rankings, you'd find that tampa bay was consistently rated much higher than the greatskins.

don't worry, your day of reckoning is sunday. that should shut up giants fans until their next loss at the hands of the greatskins.

i hope eli plays. eli, meet lavar arrington.

:lol
 

Bowser

Member
Bob White said:
Man, DC sports radio is fucking un-listenable today! Gibbs this, Gibbs that.

I hope the Giants score 40 fucking points on these sons of bitches. Fuck the skins, go Giants!

Anyway....

Panthers 16 - 0. Believe it!

Carolina 28 - Green Bay 14.

Carolina D = 14 pts allowed, 3 sacks, 3 picks (one returned by Mike Minter for a TD), 1 forced fumble
Jake Delhomme = 260 yds, 2 TDs
Stephen Davis = 125 yds, TD

Belee Dat!
 

Bob White

Member
My fellow panther fan, I meant season record, not tonight's score.

And that score is somewhat wrong. It'll be more along the lines of

Panthers 40
Packers 3
 

Bowser

Member
Bob White said:
My fellow panther fan, I meant season record, not tonight's score.

And that score is somewhat wrong. It'll be more along the lines of

Panthers 40
Packers 3

Ah yes, I should've known that. Can't wait for our 16-0 season to begin in about 12 or so minutes. Only bad thing is we have to wait TWO MONTHS before we start beating up on the Bucs and Saints. At least we get a teaser on Oct. 3 against the Falcons :D
 

DMczaf

Member
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I'll always love you, Lynch. :)
 

andthebeatgoeson

Junior Member
1) FMT will love that Irvin just sayed 'we don't give him (Favre) enough credit.)
2) Why did Lynch get that penalty, for leading with the helmet or from a late hit? It'd looked to me that it was right on time (within the one to two steps), if not after the throw. But they give some leeway on those hits.
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3) ESPN has losted it with the 1 minute of footage on how Favre was hungry.
 

Willco

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ALRIGHT, ENOUGH FOOLIN' AROUND! UNLEASH OPERATION: GIVE PORTIS THE DAMN BALL.

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I WON'T FAIL YOU COACH!

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OH SHIT I KNOW HE JUST DID NOT SLASH ANTHONY MCFARLA- OH SHIT HE DID!

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DON'T TOUCH MY JERSEY FATTY, I'M GONNA SELL IT ON eBAY!

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OMGAWDDDDD!

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OH NO I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU THAT WE WON'T STOP, I SAID I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU THAT WE WON'T STOP!


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HE IS THE ONE.

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THIS ONE IS FOR YOU, COACH GIBBS.

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NOW THE BATTLE FOR FEDEX FIELD BEGINS. GREGG WILLIAMS... ATTACK!

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IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG DAY YOU BURGUNDY AND GOLD TRAITOR!

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HEY GUYS, HE GAVE ALSTOTT THE BALL! HE GAVE ALSTOTT THE BALL!

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JESUS, SAVE ME! RAPE! I NEED AN ADULT!

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OH GAWD, MY UTERUS!

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GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!

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NEVER FORGET. BITCH.





-- EPILOGUE --

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THE BATTLE OF FEDEX FIELD MAY HAVE BEEN WON, BUT THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING GATHERS TO PREPARE AGAINST ELI MANNING, FOR THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE LORD OF THE RINGS...

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TO BE CONTINUED...
 

Wellington

BAAAALLLINNN'
Slo said:
I like Dante Hall, it was more fun watching Manning get flattened.

STFU. :(

By the way, guys, if you want to chat live about Football from now on, you can join #football on irc.opa-ages.com

It's easier than posting and in real time!
 

Bowser

Member
FrenchMovieTheme said:
i hope ahman green has a great day and the packers still lose, since he's on my fantasy team and i need points.

I hope the Panthers Run D gets it together and Davis rushes for 125 yds and a TD so I can celebrate a Panthers win and a Fantasy win :p
 

Bowser

Member
Paradox said:
Dude if the Panthers play like there playing tonight then they wont stand a chance next week.

Don't worry, we'll come out the 2nd half beating the shit out of the GB offense. We just had to get adjusted for one half.
 
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