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[bionic77]

wow so that girl above isn't attractive? lol sharp knees indeed gaf. i would let that girl ravage me to pieces

Without the tats I probably would too because she is obviously a freak and seems to have a great body. But her face is eh. I wouldn't call her ugly but she is not amazing either.

Being honest we all would sleep with a lot of average girls for one night so that criteria means dick!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

She's still hot but would be hotter without the tattoos.

 

[Buckethead]

she is hot but is marred by awful tats. if i wasn't certain her snizz was a cauldron of unknown herpes types i would of course also submit to the ravagings

I'm surprised you haven't Squickened to men yet.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

http://i.imgur.com/dEp1L.jpg[IMG]

You cant say no to this. Also like many things, some tats are awesome, some not so much.[/QUOTE]
Come to me.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/N6jdK.jpg

 

[Rorschach]

wow so that girl above isn't attractive? lol sharp knees indeed gaf. i would let that girl ravage me to pieces

No one is saying she isn't. Just that they don't like tats.

 

[BlackGhost]

She's attractive, i just hope her knees aren't to sharp. that would ruin everything

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

i think girls with tattoos, especially sleeve tats, are pretty hot. its obvious most of them are probably on the wild side and have fucked a billion guys but whats so wrong with that? at least you know they'd probably be down for just about anything in the sack.

 

[Matrix]

I'm surprised you haven't Squickened to men yet.

ouch.

 

[Futurevoid]

she is hot but is marred by awful tats.

.

 

[TheDrizzlerJ11]

i think girls with tattoos, especially sleeve tats, are pretty hot. its obvious most of them are probably on the wild side and have fucked a billion guys but whats so wrong with that? at least you know they'd probably be down for just about anything in the sack.

Thank you for stopping this where you did.

 

[youngwerther]

She's not that hot to begin with anyways.
She just has big breasts.
Her face is stunningly nondescript.

 

[Rorschach]

i think girls with tattoos, especially sleeve tats, are pretty hot. its obvious most of them are probably on the wild side and have fucked a billion guys but whats so wrong with that? at least you know they'd probably be down for just about anything in the sack.

Tats are chic now. You'd be surprised how much that isn't true anymore.

 

[BlackGhost]

I'm surprised you haven't Squickened to men yet.

:lol

 

[GraveRobberX]

wow so that girl above isn't attractive?

Not to me she isn't

I don't need bazooka joe stamps all over the place

I'm surprised you haven't Squickened to men yet.

HOLY SHIT!

Shots Fired!

 

[Coldnoodle]

Damn Conservative-Gaf all up in here.

 

[DMczaf]

Colin Kaepernick a thug, confirmed by Drudgereport.

www.drudgereport.com

I hear he also listens to hardcore gangster rap.

 

[BlackGhost]

Damn Conservative-Gaf all up in here.

Their monsters.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Without the tats I probably would too because she is obviously a freak and seems to have a great body. But her face is eh. I wouldn't call her ugly but she is not amazing either.

Being honest we all would sleep with a lot of average girls for one night so that criteria means dick!

I think it's assumed that when we're talking about attractiveness it's all hypothetical.

In reality put any of these girls we rate in front of a guy with the option to get down and all but Buckethead would do them in a heartbeat.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Damn Conservative-Gaf all up in here.

If you like your women to have graffiti then go ahead

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

look at this san quentin jail bird!

kap with his mom and dad

kap dancin with mom and pop

kap visiting sick kids at camp taylor

damn scumbag. how could you let this tattooed felon QB the 49ers harbs!

 

[youngwerther]

Damn Conservative-Gaf all up in here.

In reality put any of these girls we rate in front of a guy with the option to get down and all but Buckethead would do them in a heartbeat.

Absolutely, I'd watch them titties bounce all night.
But when you realize that's all there is too it, it's kind of lame.

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

A beautiful creature ruined

True but still would

 

[Coldnoodle]

look at this san quentin jail bird!

http://media.modbee.com/smedia/2012/02/08/19/44/qJ3z.Em.11.jpg
kap with his mom and dad

http://nfl49ers.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/kaep5.jpg

kap dancin with mom and pop

http://nfl49ers.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/kaep-header.jpg

kap visiting sick kids at camp taylor

damn scumbag. how could you let this tattooed felon QB the 49ers harbs!

Why is he brown?

 

[bionic77]

I think it's assumed that when we're talking about attractiveness it's all hypothetical.

In reality put any of these girls we rate in front of a guy with the option to get down and all but Buckethead would do them in a heartbeat.

Most of GAF is surrounded by supermodels and no one is hot enough for them to fuck. In other words virgins!

No real man is that picky. It's just sex.

But tats are a turn off for me. Nice skin is always more sexy. My secretary is cute but she has a big sleeve tat. I think she looks way better with sleeves as a result. Different strokes though.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Why is he brown?

he is adopted

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Why is he brown?

Some people are born that way.

 

[Coldnoodle]

he is adopted

Ah, looks like a good kid.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Most of GAF is surrounded by supermodels and no one is hot enough for them to fuck. In other words virgins!

No real man is that picky. It's just sex.

But tats are a turn off for me. Nice skin is always more sexy. My secretary is cute but she has a big sleeve tat. I think she looks way better with sleeves as a result. Different strokes though.

I don't mind small tattoos. A girl I was seeing had a butterfly on her stomach. It was cute and unobtrusive. Gigantic monster tats on women though...ugh.

 

[Futurevoid]

But when you realize that's all there is too it, it's kind of lame.

Did you plan on having a spirited conversation on the works of Dostoyevsky while you're in the middle of dropping your load or something?

*watches titties bounce*

"Crime and Punishment was a sublime read my darling"

 

[bionic77]

I don't mind small tattoos. A girl I was seeing had a butterfly on her stomach. It was cute and unobtrusive. Gigantic monster tats on women though...ugh.

Very few tats are nice in my experience. Bad art on your body is so distracting.

 

[jmdajr]

Woman Tats? Not a fan.

 

[DMczaf]

Josh Johnson didn't have tats.

 

[bionic77]

Did you plan on having a spirited conversation on the works of Dostoyevsky while you're in the middle of dropping your load or something?

*watches titties bounce*

"Crime and Punishment was a sublime read my darling"

You don't discuss art and fine literature immediately after ejac?

Savage...

 

[Futurevoid]

Josh Johnson didn't have tats.

Josh Freeman had tits though!

You don't discuss art and fine literature immediately after ejac?

After? Certainly.

During? I don't multi-task well.

 

[jakncoke]

True but still would

You wouldnt remember woulding her cause you're never sober

 

[youngwerther]

Did you plan on having a spirited conversation on the works of Dostoyevsky while you're in the middle of dropping your load or something?

*watches titties bounce*

"Crime and Punishment was a sublime read my darling"

In the middle of dropping my load? No. I'm not capable of saying much during that limited window.
Immediately afterwards? Maybe.
I certainly don't see why not.

Funny that you brought up my favorite author though.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

You wouldnt remember woulding her cause you're never sober

Who knows the things he's done...

 

[Futurevoid]

You wouldnt remember woulding her cause you're never sober

I've never seen the word "would" contorted into a verb before. Bravo.:jnc

Internet FTW.

In the middle of dropping my load? No. I'm not capable of saying much during that limited window.
Immediately afterwards? Maybe.
I certainly don't see why not.

Funny that you brought up my favorite author though.

Are we assuming she wouldn't have the functional intelligence to be able to do such a thing though?

 

[jakncoke]

Who knows the things he's done...

poor cows

 

[youngwerther]

Are we assuming she wouldn't have the functional intelligence to be able to do such a thing though?

Absolutely.

 

[BannedEpisode]

I have tats covering every inch of my body.

 

[Greg]

I'm tattooed white.

 

[Fox318]

 

[jakncoke]

I'm tattooed white.

Im clearcoat

Thats a neogaf member isnt it

 

[Futurevoid]

Absolutely.

You could always give her "The Idiot" to read. :jnc

 

[DUFFMCWALIN]

We are all avoiding the important question here. Whats her name so I can stalk her?

 

[Greg]

We are all avoiding the important question here. Whats her name so I can stalk her?

Alexis

 

[manfestival]

Give kap some taco bell

 

[jakncoke]

Give kap some taco bell

im reporting you snes to the black panthers.

 

[ari]

kap adoption story isn't some blind side type shit is it? Pretty sure harb would write, direct, and produce that gay porno....porno.....i mean movie.